Jimmy Saville is still alive...

coffin made from pieces of the true cross.

Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.

never knew that, interesting.

i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest

HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE

Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?

he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him

wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?

the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?

some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho

we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*

Here he lies, six foot under
Oblivious in his paedobunker
A golden coffin for Jim'll Fix It
Encased in concrete so no-one nicks it

^superb.

yes

hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables

ha, noted!

ephebobunker not got the same ring

fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?

There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.

I just have one question.

...the hair. What, how and why?

targaryen blood.

Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)

And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.

That would be quite a sight to behold

My theory is that he was showing off that he never went bald.

It's impossible to imagine the blasted psychological landscape of a man who'd choose that hair to demonstrate his victory over male pattern baldness.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227456_4046754359871_1098554817_n.jpg

blimey!

Saville there with an expression on his face like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

holy hell.

susan boyle and beetlejuice's lovechild to the left is even scarier.

at least 50% of kids in shot looking deeply traumatised.

a handbook for child molesters

almost copy/pasted "he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much" as my FB status update. That would've been a classic.

Is that where the band Other Ppls Children got their name from? I mean is that a real book!?!

It is, I vaguely remember it!

He's down with OPC

he seems to have a weird green shadow behind him complete with sinister shadow testicles

wtf @ this:

A former nurse at the Leeds hospital where Savile worked as a porter, said he molested a brain-damaged hospital patient. June Thornton was recovering from an operation at Leeds General Infirmary when she says she saw Savile abuse the young girl.

"She had brain damage, and Jimmy Savile came in and kissed her," she told Sky News.

"He started kissing her neck, running his hands up and down her arms, and then started to molest her. Because I was laid flat on my back, there was nothing I could do."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/11/jimmy-savile-sex-abuse-claims

^^ suspect this is the foundation of 'rumour' i heard when i lived in leeds

Girl (?) on the slide seems to know something's not cool.

Well, either a girl, or Little Lord Fauntleroy.

LLF (thinks) : "Blond(e) hair? Stupid fringe? When I grow up am I going to look like the creepy guy behind me?"

Safe to publish this now, ..

"Honestly, there's so much happening in the news it's very hard to keep track of things. Like, there's been serious allegations in the news of child abuse in Cleveland. Serious allegations of child abuse in Cleveland. And to my mind there's only one way of finding out whether it's true or not. And that is to call in Jimmy Savile. You can't afford to f*ck about, bring in an expert. Am I right? I mean, a friend of mine reckons Jimmy Savile is a paedophile. Rubbish. He's a child bender. That's why he does all the f*cking charity work, it's to gain public sympathy for when his case comes up. Aye, I've always known that. He might've fooled you, but not f*cking me I'll tell you that. He's not fooling this big-nosed Jewish b*stard, I'll tell you that. I've always thought that if you took the action of a w*nk and turned it into a voice you'd get Jimmy Savile wouldn't you. Now then, now then... lovely, lovely... oh, now then now then, oh, lovely... lovely... ooh..."

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bdr9fOVBKfQ/UGx2mlgS-pI/AAAAAAAANLQ/QHU55NaAKkU/s1600/jimmy+sadowitz.jpg

LOL Jerry OTM

The folly of these bids for his old possessions:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180953/Jimmy-Savile-Auction-One-time-Jim-fixes-charity-Saviles-personal-treasures-fetch-small-fortune.html

Silver Corniche Rolls-Royce nicknamed 'The Beast'

...

fetched more than twice its estimated value.

so an extra £70k over the odds for what amounts to a luxury crime scene

A truly unselfish individual who did such a lot during his lifetime, and now this after he has gone. He truly was an inspirational man a true legend. RIP Jimmy Saville xxxx

- Jenny McCabe , Newport,Shrops, 31/7/2012 12:46
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Oh Jenny, he certainly did a lot in his lifetime.

Who on earth is going to buy this tat?

- Excuses, excuses, 30/7/2012 13:12
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