that and his demon soul
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link
coffin made from pieces of the true cross.
― Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
never knew that, interesting.
i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:53 (eleven years ago) link
the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 10:56 (eleven years ago) link
some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho
― vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
Here he lies, six foot underOblivious in his paedobunkerA golden coffin for Jim'll Fix ItEncased in concrete so no-one nicks it
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link
^superb.
― ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:14 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:19 (eleven years ago) link
hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables
― it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:25 (eleven years ago) link
ha, noted!
― Superphysical Resurrection (NickB), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:52 (eleven years ago) link
ephebobunker not got the same ring
― stet, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:57 (eleven years ago) link
fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:32 (eleven years ago) link
There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link
I just have one question.
...the hair. What, how and why?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link
targaryen blood.
― thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link
And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
That would be quite a sight to behold
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link
My theory is that he was showing off that he never went bald.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
It's impossible to imagine the blasted psychological landscape of a man who'd choose that hair to demonstrate his victory over male pattern baldness.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227456_4046754359871_1098554817_n.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
blimey!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
Saville there with an expression on his face like a fat man at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
holy hell.
― jed_, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
susan boyle and beetlejuice's lovechild to the left is even scarier.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
at least 50% of kids in shot looking deeply traumatised.
― Always try to avoid setting up future opportunities for kicking yourself (ledge), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
a handbook for child molesters
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:04 (eleven years ago) link
almost copy/pasted "he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much" as my FB status update. That would've been a classic.
― Cunga, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
Is that where the band Other Ppls Children got their name from? I mean is that a real book!?!
― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Thursday, 11 October 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link
It is, I vaguely remember it!
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:21 (eleven years ago) link
He's down with OPC
― pandemic, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:50 (eleven years ago) link
he seems to have a weird green shadow behind him complete with sinister shadow testicles
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:51 (eleven years ago) link
wtf @ this:
A former nurse at the Leeds hospital where Savile worked as a porter, said he molested a brain-damaged hospital patient. June Thornton was recovering from an operation at Leeds General Infirmary when she says she saw Savile abuse the young girl."She had brain damage, and Jimmy Savile came in and kissed her," she told Sky News."He started kissing her neck, running his hands up and down her arms, and then started to molest her. Because I was laid flat on my back, there was nothing I could do."
"She had brain damage, and Jimmy Savile came in and kissed her," she told Sky News.
"He started kissing her neck, running his hands up and down her arms, and then started to molest her. Because I was laid flat on my back, there was nothing I could do."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/oct/11/jimmy-savile-sex-abuse-claims
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:57 (eleven years ago) link
^^ suspect this is the foundation of 'rumour' i heard when i lived in leeds
― mark e, Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:02 (eleven years ago) link
Girl (?) on the slide seems to know something's not cool.
― Bananaman Begins, Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:11 (eleven years ago) link
Well, either a girl, or Little Lord Fauntleroy.
LLF (thinks) : "Blond(e) hair? Stupid fringe? When I grow up am I going to look like the creepy guy behind me?"
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2012 09:47 (eleven years ago) link
Safe to publish this now, ..
"Honestly, there's so much happening in the news it's very hard to keep track of things. Like, there's been serious allegations in the news of child abuse in Cleveland. Serious allegations of child abuse in Cleveland. And to my mind there's only one way of finding out whether it's true or not. And that is to call in Jimmy Savile. You can't afford to f*ck about, bring in an expert. Am I right? I mean, a friend of mine reckons Jimmy Savile is a paedophile. Rubbish. He's a child bender. That's why he does all the f*cking charity work, it's to gain public sympathy for when his case comes up. Aye, I've always known that. He might've fooled you, but not f*cking me I'll tell you that. He's not fooling this big-nosed Jewish b*stard, I'll tell you that. I've always thought that if you took the action of a w*nk and turned it into a voice you'd get Jimmy Savile wouldn't you. Now then, now then... lovely, lovely... oh, now then now then, oh, lovely... lovely... ooh..."
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Bdr9fOVBKfQ/UGx2mlgS-pI/AAAAAAAANLQ/QHU55NaAKkU/s1600/jimmy+sadowitz.jpg
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 October 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link
LOL Jerry OTM
― Hello, Good Evening and Expenses (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
The folly of these bids for his old possessions:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2180953/Jimmy-Savile-Auction-One-time-Jim-fixes-charity-Saviles-personal-treasures-fetch-small-fortune.html
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link
Silver Corniche Rolls-Royce nicknamed 'The Beast'
...
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
fetched more than twice its estimated value.
so an extra £70k over the odds for what amounts to a luxury crime scene
― Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
A truly unselfish individual who did such a lot during his lifetime, and now this after he has gone. He truly was an inspirational man a true legend. RIP Jimmy Saville xxxx- Jenny McCabe , Newport,Shrops, 31/7/2012 12:46Click to rate Rating 78
- Jenny McCabe , Newport,Shrops, 31/7/2012 12:46Click to rate Rating 78
Oh Jenny, he certainly did a lot in his lifetime.
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link