Jimmy Saville is still alive...

paedophilia - "it was good while it lasted"

okay got a new dn

"It was good while it lasted. Then she reached puberty."

That second picture of the headstone looks like someone flasher-mac-ing the mourners.

"the first guy who presented back in 1964, the very first totp and went on to so much more."

doesn't really scan

<3 shit death poetry and that example is almost McGonagall-esque. kudos to the Savile family and/or estate

I'm sure that if people stare at it long enough, some kind of wordsearch style hidden message will appear, like

       H.E.
W.A.S
        A.
   P.E.D.O.

"little sisters of the poor"?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/08/article-2058879-0EB7214E00000578-164_634x432.jpg

Don't want to know what's going on out of frame in that picture.

he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-19893373

"We've taken it back to our yard in Leeds. We'll grind the inscription off and we will dispose of the memorial. It'll be broken up and just go to landfill,"

that poem is jaw dropping, decades before any of this came out the idea of the miserable old sod being a 'friend to all' was laughable. he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.

looking forward to the exhumation of the body and his head being paraded on a stick at the front of a howling mob

before we offer up the mouldy corpse as a sacrifice to appease the god of Ver Kiddies

Jim Fixed It For Me... To Be Part Of A Howling Mob

xp Given the number of cigars Saville smoked, his corpse is more like to be kippered from the inside.

he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.

^ fixed

Wish they'd show that Louis Theroux docu. again, as some sort of, errrrrr, tribute

the full thing is on youtube

It's on t0rrents. Well worth hunting down, Savile really does come across as the strangest of men.

what speculation is there over the contents?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221
"People may decide there is something of value but it was a steel-casket sprayed gold and I can confirm there was nothing of any value there. He was wearing his medal that he got from the marines, his cigars and his beret."

that and his demon soul

coffin made from pieces of the true cross.

Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.

never knew that, interesting.

i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest

HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE

Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?

he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him

wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?

the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?

some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho

we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*

Here he lies, six foot under
Oblivious in his paedobunker
A golden coffin for Jim'll Fix It
Encased in concrete so no-one nicks it

^superb.

yes

hate to nitpick but the scansion could do with some work, some of the lines have almost the same number of syllables

ha, noted!

ephebobunker not got the same ring

fuck's sake nick how'd you miss all the john terry threads?

There's one L in Savile, and two in hell. Feel free to use that one, tabloids.

I just have one question.

...the hair. What, how and why?

targaryen blood.

Some people have asked the same of you, Ned. (xp)

And rightly so. But you are authorized to have me committed if I ever go around with a fucking pageboy/bangs cut like that.

That would be quite a sight to behold

My theory is that he was showing off that he never went bald.

It's impossible to imagine the blasted psychological landscape of a man who'd choose that hair to demonstrate his victory over male pattern baldness.