Jimmy Saville is still alive...

Sandi Toksvig says that apparently her groper is now dead. Don't know about Liz Kerahsw though, unlike her stalker brother.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19887019

A girl I used to go out with was a nurse at one of the hospitals Jimbo volunteered at, she said he was creepy creepy creepy, none of the nurses ever wanted to be left alone in the same room as him

― Tom D., Thursday, 14 February 2008 13:42 (4 years ago) Permalink

Yes, I remembered this quote when relating it to my wife a couple days ago. Forgot who said it though.

Did anyone see the story that was in 'times 'weekend? The original story had people signified by initials: JS, G and F.

JS has now been identified as JimSav, G = Gltter, F has not been named for "legal reasons"

Could that only be because F is still alive? If not.. I think I have a good idea .. and that's all I'm saying I guess...

F is freddie starr, he tried to take out an injunction, it was overturned, he's been in meltdown denying it ever since.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2214785/Freddie-Starr-forced-admit-mistaken-TV-footage-unearthed-1974.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Ah, that's OK then..

can't believe you could even picture Fanny Craddock doing that tbh

Real England

His gravestone (which they are now going to remove) is something else, check out the poem on the left hand side:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02364/s_2364168b.jpg

The Jim'll Fix It and Top Of The Pops presenter was buried in a gold coffin at a 45-degree angle at the cemetery, facing the sea, at his own request.

The coffin was later encased in concrete as a "security measure" amid speculation about its contents.

good luck seeing the sea through the concrete and the security cordon there jim

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01587/jimmy-saville4_1587589a.jpg

"And I ask that you remember me
And always - with a smile"

The coffin was later encased in concrete

Like radioactive waste? How long is the half-life of a pedo?

they spelled chieftain wrong, unless they meant he was "chief tan" due to his sunbed face. or it's some localised scots spelling.

paedophilia - "it was good while it lasted"

okay got a new dn

"It was good while it lasted. Then she reached puberty."

That second picture of the headstone looks like someone flasher-mac-ing the mourners.

"the first guy who presented back in 1964, the very first totp and went on to so much more."

doesn't really scan

<3 shit death poetry and that example is almost McGonagall-esque. kudos to the Savile family and/or estate

I'm sure that if people stare at it long enough, some kind of wordsearch style hidden message will appear, like

       H.E.
W.A.S
        A.
   P.E.D.O.

"little sisters of the poor"?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/08/article-2058879-0EB7214E00000578-164_634x432.jpg

Don't want to know what's going on out of frame in that picture.

he was an ephebophile, not a paedo, not that it matters much

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-19893373

"We've taken it back to our yard in Leeds. We'll grind the inscription off and we will dispose of the memorial. It'll be broken up and just go to landfill,"

that poem is jaw dropping, decades before any of this came out the idea of the miserable old sod being a 'friend to all' was laughable. he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.

looking forward to the exhumation of the body and his head being paraded on a stick at the front of a howling mob

before we offer up the mouldy corpse as a sacrifice to appease the god of Ver Kiddies

Jim Fixed It For Me... To Be Part Of A Howling Mob

xp Given the number of cigars Saville smoked, his corpse is more like to be kippered from the inside.

he always came across as an icy passive aggresive nutbag.

^ fixed

Wish they'd show that Louis Theroux docu. again, as some sort of, errrrrr, tribute

the full thing is on youtube

It's on t0rrents. Well worth hunting down, Savile really does come across as the strangest of men.

what speculation is there over the contents?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-15717221
"People may decide there is something of value but it was a steel-casket sprayed gold and I can confirm there was nothing of any value there. He was wearing his medal that he got from the marines, his cigars and his beret."

that and his demon soul

coffin made from pieces of the true cross.

Undertakers confirmed anyone opening the coffin would be incinerated by tongues of flaming leaping from Savile's heart, which was purchased by Tesco in 2003.

never knew that, interesting.

i heard his anguished spirit still roams the North Yorkshire Moors at night looking for naughty children to molest

HE MADE YOUNG DREAMS COME TRUE

Is it true he was buried at 45 degrees so he could look up the skirts of passing schoolgirls?

he brought joy and misery wherever he went, a complicated life, from hell/heaven he was sent, rapist and philanthropist, his name was jim, this simple rhyme is simpler than him

wonder if somebody cd do a cost/benefit analysis on how many fiddled kiddies equals a dialysis machine?

the great philosophical question, would you kill a man who abused children (when he was a child) if you knew he would also open some hospitals?

some of those kiddies might've gone on to run half-marathons for charity if they'd not been traumatised by the beast tho

we'll just never know. *gazes at the inscrutable grey sky*

Here he lies, six foot under
Oblivious in his paedobunker
A golden coffin for Jim'll Fix It
Encased in concrete so no-one nicks it

^superb.