It's 1954 in my house!
- mrs B, cleveland, usa, 28/1/2009 3:15 Click to rate Rating 27
― I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/28/article-1130015-0337DB90000005DC-374_468x532.jpgEngland coach Fabio Capello checks out a new kind of strip on Italian TV
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
who's that being Obamafied in the background?
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Looks like Gianlucca Vialli to me.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Remember that Hilaire Belloc cautionary tale - Matilda told such dreadful lies, it made one gasp and stretch one’s eyes? I used to love it as a child when telling lies was one of the naughtiest things you could do: Matilda ended up getting burned to death.
― Seriously, though, the answer is - change society. (stevie), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Good of the Daily Mail to include a clip from Skins, despite it not being mentioned anywhere in the article, for anyone wondering what 'teenage promiscuity' might look like, without having to search for it online themselves.
― chord simple (j.o.n.a), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
12-year-olds today have seen raunchier stuff on the internet today than most 40-year-olds have seen in their entire lives.
Chew on that for awhile. Your 12-year-old has seen "Two Girls, One Cup" - and that ain't getting erased.
― I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Chew on 2G1C for a while
― I'm Throwing Small Arms Around Powys (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty sure our boy hasn't seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup. He thought the posters for Sex Drive were too rude to be on the side of a bus.
― Theo Wankcott (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Prudle Vague Jr. more like
― O Supermanchiros (blueski), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Shameful Lawless Internet is full of raunchy XXX rated child-endangering pictures like these: (pic) (pic) (pic) (pic) (pic) (pic)
― StanM, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago) link
First 12 comments all from the US there.
― Architect of the Geocities (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
If morality is subjective then why not live it up? If God is dead all things are lawful. If there is no God why not let sex be your god and use as many other humans as possible to fulfill ones personal pleasures. Darwin taught us the survival of the fittest right?
― Architect of the Geocities (Raw Patrick), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Workplace harrassment: 12 women's sizzling hot tales!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
too shit; didn't read
― Special topics: Disco, The Common Market (grimly fiendish), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link
You were right not to do so.DM comments always full of Americans and ex-pats.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
It turns out that it was the Walkman that has broken Britain, according to not-at-all-crazy AN Wilson.
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 17 May 2009 14:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Exposing your ear drums to badly mixed rock music
Scik Mouthy?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1183011/AMANDA-PLATELL-Insults-betray-bigotry-gay-zealots.html
I really don't want to look at the comments section there, but it's so tempting. Can someone confirm that it's as bad as you'd imagine? (Poor little girl, staring wistfully into the distance, wishing for a real mummy and daddy.)
― Like, (Expletive) my (expletive). (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 17 May 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link
The gay rights lobby should remember that not everyone who opposes gay adoption is a narrow-minded redneck
Pictures or it didn't happen
― Jimmy Pursey Thrower (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link
adam and eve not adam and steve
― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 17 May 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
The plugs that go into the ears are a wonderful source of bacteria so unless they are sterilised before each use they are a germ playground.
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 17 May 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
I really don't want to look at the comments section there, but it's so tempting. Can someone confirm that it's as bad as you'd imagine? (
First comment.
don't know the research and I am not homophobic but it is only common sense that tells me children must surely have a better chance in life with a married heterosexual couple and that is who they should be put with.
- Expat Andi, Dubai UAE,
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blogs.theage.com.au/lifestyle/trashtalk//archives/_peter_andre_jordan_wedding.jpg
A heterosexual couple yesterday.
Hang on, this bunch would have been a better example...http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/shanfamilyDM1403_468x325.jpg
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/MccannsPA_468x293.jpg
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 17 May 2009 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link
That's got to be a full house on DM reader bingo.
― Stryder's on the Orme (j.o.n.a), Sunday, 17 May 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Nah, doesn't mention house prices or Gordon Brown. Still, not far off.
BTW, this line in the Wislon piece cracked me up:
By the time they are 35, this generation will have experienced serious hearing loss. Of that, medical research is in no doubt whatsoever
Such meaningless nonsense, on so many levels. You've almost got to admire it.
― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Sunday, 17 May 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/shanfamilyDM1403_468x325.jpg
wow the Manics really let themselves go
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Sunday, 17 May 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
"libraries bring us power"
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 May 2009 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Much as AN Wilson lurches inevitably into egregious excess and shrieking hysteria, the following, early, and crucially understated, paragraph is OTM:
For those of us who liked getting on a bus or a train and overhearing, or even taking part in, conversations, there is something a bit bleak about the dozens of private solitudes which nowadays clamber aboard.
...so much so, that my entry into the ILX poetry competition is basically about this very trend.
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Sunday, 17 May 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link
every time i'm on public transport and have to talk to a stranger it's inevitably a drug addict or someone just out of jail who wants me to give them a pound and has some sob story about having to go somewhere to beat up their father/girlfriend/big brother or whatever so i say bring on more people minding their own fucking business.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:05 (fourteen years ago) link
*lazy scotland zing*
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:06 (fourteen years ago) link
One of my friends once overheard a murder being planned on a bus and phoned the police when he got off. The guys were going up to an acquaintances flat to stab him and rob his house.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link
he told them where they were getting off and what they looked like, but he never found out what happened.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Yikes. And who is that stupid to say what they're doing out loud on a bus!?
― Sylvia Blap (Trayce), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Scottish drug addicts.
― languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i think danny boyle should turn that scenario into a movie, what fun we could all have
― BIG CHOO-CHOOS aka the steamtraindriver (country matters), Monday, 18 May 2009 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Prince Philip climbs over a short fence.
― Alba, Monday, 18 May 2009 07:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Prince Philip re-inacting a scene from Animal Househttp://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/15/article-1182971-04F54F02000005DC-637_468x356.jpg
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 18 May 2009 07:28 (fourteen years ago) link
reEnacting - d'oh...
― Brandy Frotte and Reel De La St-Jean (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 18 May 2009 07:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1200037/Benefits-cheat-claimed-3-500-look-like-DEVIL.html
Words fail me.
― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link
The divorced father-of-two
it's one of the strengths of the mail that they *always* get all these details. should really have asked what his kids think of the changes though.
― joe, Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link
the mail's gallery of "abbey road"-inspired record covers includes "split with methadone abortion clinic" by screaming afterbirth. wonder if paul dacre is a fan.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1203117/The-Abbey-Habit-How-Beatles-famous-album-cover-inspired-dozens-imitations.html
― joe, Thursday, 30 July 2009 09:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Too bad that guy can't go out at night, cos there's no way you'd want to leave the house in daylight looking like that.
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 09:51 (fourteen years ago) link
what a shoddy piece of work... mispellings abound, and several sleeves are repeated.
― can-i-jus (stevie), Thursday, 30 July 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Oops, my comment was directed at Matt's story, didn't see it was 2 weeks old.
The Independent ran an identical Abbey Road feature 4 days ago: Abbey Road: 40 Years - 40 Imitations
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Haven't checked properly, but I think they are basically all the same albums, but just in a different order.
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:03 (fourteen years ago) link
Still agawp at the lucifer bloke though.
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm happy for people to embezzle welfare money if they are going to use it for crazy shit like that.
― Neil S, Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link
Marc Riley's lost his mind!
― the original hypnagogic pop blogging crew (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2009 10:10 (fourteen years ago) link