I'mma lay your LOLs on the dresser and EXCELSIOR them shits with a spiked bat!

dude checking out a girl's ass = basically the polar opposite of how Asian males portrayed in American culture

what is the polar opposite of a dude checking out a girl's ass?

a dude checking out a girl's vagina?
a girl checking out a dude's ass?

― cherry (soda), Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:10 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ass checking out dude, duh

― iatee, Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:10 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ass bites man, now that's a story

― Liberian Girlkeeper (some dude), Thursday, September 27, 2012 2:11 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Fancy your teacher thread is amazing

otm

http://i.imgur.com/TZaS4.jpg

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, September 27, 2012 3:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that won the thread imo

Clearly they did not take any lessons from the Americans by finding a lawyer to tell them spying was legal before doing it, and also not apologizing.

Basically what I'm saying is that they should have just taken Kim Dotcom out with a drone.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:51 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LaMonte Young would've wasted him.

― 5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:58 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Conrad. Tony Conrad."

*BA-DA-BA-DAAAA-BA-DA-DA*

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, September 27, 2012 12:11 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wonder how much that helium costs each flight (the current helium shortage has sent prices up 5 fold)

― ‽ Interrobang You're Dead ‽ (Sanpaku), Friday, September 28, 2012 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Helium shortage oh NOOOOOooooooo" *voice drops two octaves*

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, September 28, 2012 1:21 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh that is masterful

They'll just have to autotune the balloons instead.

The last two weeks have been pretty intense, in both a good and a bad way!!!

After some meagre consideration I decided to abduct a child!

Alkaline Trio rock!

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Friday, September 28, 2012 10:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In an interview to publicise his autobiography, Who I Am, Townshend said his actions were a misguided attempt at "white knight syndrome" – his desire to be seen as a hero.

"It's a product of success. I had experienced something creepy as a child, so you imagine, what if I was a girl of nine or 10 and my uncle had raped me every week? I felt I had an understanding, and I could help. What I did was insane," he told the Times newspaper, which is serialising the book.

He said he intended to reveal the financial trail of child abuse from Russian orphanages to British banks by paying a £7 fee to access a child pornography site with his credit card, which he cancelled immediately, but he fell foul of officers investigating the sites as part of the FBI-led Operation Ore crackdown.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, September 28, 2012 8:24 AM (17 minutes ago)

Let my love open the door.

― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, September 28, 2012 8:25 AM (15 minutes ago)

As a psychologist, your quack psychology is hilarious to me. But do go on and enlighten me about my neuroses.

― some white dude (Turangalila), Friday, September 28, 2012 6:50 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as a biologist a psychologist taking blind stabs in the dark and expecting ppl to take it seriously is hilarious to me.

― balls, Friday, September 28, 2012 6:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as a nuclear physicist I declare this thread the bomb

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, September 28, 2012 6:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

can we all agree to use this thread for the purpose outlined in its title, and not to publicize beefs that a wider community hadn't heard of or understands.

― goole, Friday, September 28, 2012 3:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well based on how threads work i think this thread is ultimately responsible for the production of more beef, not a beef siphon

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Friday, September 28, 2012 3:19 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can siphon my fuckin beef, how's that

― goole, Friday, September 28, 2012 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god... you're right

― goole, Friday, September 28, 2012 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol i just got it

:)

omg, that aero post is fucking all-time

k3v your presence is sorely needed in the ilx beef thread as MOD FAVORITISM may be afoot

DRUDGESIREN.gif
BORADLAWYER.com
OHLORDTUPAC.edu

rip beef thread ;_;

just wanna pop in to casually note the awesome symmetry of "white knighting" being reduced to its all-time lowest reappropriated meaning, Purchasing Child Pornography Online, on the same day that people on ILX charge each other for doing it & apologise for having done it

sorry for coming in this thread & white knighting guys, guess i just had a bad day, i should take some time away from the internet

Hans.... bubby.

lol i started to reread proust in kindle, they have all of it as just one big thing, and i would read for hours and the percentage point wouldn't budge. so then i thought 'maybe next summer'.

― balls, Friday, September 28, 2012 5:43 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the idea of trying to read proust on one of those things is just ...

― paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:57 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also no "i started to reread proust" in the stephen king thread please

― paradiastole, or the currifauel, otherwise called (thomp), Friday, September 28, 2012 5:57 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls has read proust at least once before. that kinda blows my mind.

you don't find balls deep in that way?

loooool

when the revolution comes, balls will be first to the wall

le balls des têtes...

i'll admit, i always thought he'd be more into balzac

Wait is "Colossians" a real book of the bible?

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Friday, September 28, 2012 11:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alienated irl people by laughing out loud at this at a party, as a result alienated myself

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, September 29, 2012 3:16 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

worst part: no one asked if im ok

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, September 29, 2012 3:16 AM (1 hour ago)

typical 80s conversation

guy: I like weird music
me: cool me too
guy: like skinny puppy
me: no ew get away

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, September 28, 2012 8:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also typical 80s conversation

gal: I like weird music
me: cool me too
gal: like skinny puppy
me: hey where's yr dorm got any candles

― space dokken (Edward III), Friday, September 28, 2012 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/pJKmv.gif

http://www.nidokidos.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=53053&d=1307789880

hey where's yr dorm got any candles

going to share this classic line with my friend who lives near a college campus, could help him with his social life

hey where's yr dom got any cankles

lol

ok so this is the quote, per the times: "Mr. Romney’s team has concluded that debates are about creating moments and has equipped him with a series of zingers that he has memorized and has been practicing on aides since August."

folks just imagine that in a day to day sense

― goole, Monday, October 1, 2012 1:22 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aide: Mr. Romney, I need you to sign off on--
MR: "There you go again!"
Aide: Uh, yes. OK, please can you take a look--
MR: Did you get it?
Aide: Yes sir, that was very good.

― goole, Monday, October 1, 2012 1:24 PM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

definitely a lot of nods to super mario in this... the plumbing-like environment of the torpedo hold, the way joaquin seemed to "grow" in stature after eating the "mushroom" of PSH's knowledge

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, October 1, 2012 1:28 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the koopa

― am0n, Monday, October 1, 2012 1:29 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

hah

loool

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus christ, snoball

Did she stop? Naw, she just rolled by.

co-ilxor: snoball on the excelsior thread

<ILXor goes to thread, sees it's a series of graphic images of sperm being shared orally or 'snowballing'>

ILXor: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's in Hong Kong. He's living a Zevon song.

A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn) wrote this at 2013-06-09 22:20:09.000

send bloggers, guns and money

mimicking regular benevloent (sic) users' names (President Keyes) wrote this at 2013-06-09 22:51:00.000

slow...clap.

that pizza exchange is pretty great, also liked this just for quickness:

is garlic butter a condiment to grease up your pizza bones?

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by "pizza bones" i mean "crusts"

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hah, pizza bone sis a great euphemism for crusts

― 乒乓, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pizza bone sis was the worst Pearl Jam/Soungarden related band imo

― hashtag sizzler (Phil D.), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The completed review package, including all attachments would be provided to the respective IOU. We anticipate the primary method of delivery will be via e-mail, following up with hard copies as required

oh good ad hominem attacks

I don't have a problem with people pointing out that Bay et al have themes/tropes/an ouevre (of course they do!) but that doesn't make their movies any better or interesting to watch.

― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:08 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahah oh good more c+P errors

um

― Bathory Tub Blues (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:08 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark

this will never get old

Question is, is it an Irv Kershner-style improvement or a prequel reversion.

Shakey, I'm sorry but you seriously must have the single most boring job in the universe.

pretty sure the gap between the ilx perception of last train to paris and its public perception is larger than most things in the world, kanye's ego included

― katherine, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:54 AM (2 hours ago)

and it makes me sadder than most things in the world ;_;

― lex pretend, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:44 PM (9 minutes ago)

then you lead a charmed life!

― scott seward, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 1:52 PM (1 minute ago)

xpost love that it's always s1ocki who catches them, too

Does Shakey work in meter data?

lol

my job is great tho, really! but yeah engineers are boring to most people I guess

xp

what kind of world have we created where the phrase "meter data" makes me guffaw uncontrollably in my cubicle?

xpost love that it's always s1ocki who catches them, too

― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha i know, why??

We anticipate the primary method of delivery will be via e-mail, following up with hard copies as required. You are in command now, Admiral Piett.

Meter data? I hardly know her!

don't want to meter datty / just want you in my caddy

you guys are trying to get me fired for spluttering infractions!

Sometimes it's the little things:

btw i hadn't thought of L7 in about 15 years until this thread

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:18 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sound s like u pretended they were dead, haha

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 13, 2013 2:20 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oy-celsior

facepalmcelsior

sadtrombonecelsior

groan out loud

legit funny stfu

that is so good

OK now he was LOLZ, tried to EXCELSIOR you, but you're an animal, baby it's in your ROFL