The ILC Favourite Characters Of All Time

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Maybe it's just because I was generally disagreeable as a youth, but I never gave a shit about comic-book Batman until the last two months. And even then, it's only because of Morrison. Read DKR in middle school and thought that it was well-crafted but not fun, which is what I wanted out of comics, and still mostly do. I'd probably like it more today than when I was 13. Whereas Superman, well, I've loved him forever, going as far back as maybe April or May of this. Although I did actually break a leg when I was two while playing Superman.

Did anybody else have absolutely no interest in Bat/Supes comics when a child? After all the movies, tv shows, cartoons, etc., the comics always felt superfluous.

barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, make that "April or May of this year", please.

barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Thursday, 7 September 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

That Tom essay on Magneto is great, and very prescient about subsequent ways in which mainstream comics have botched things through the need for both illusion of change and 'characterisation': Catwoman's mindwipe, Iron Man Is A Government Stooge, etc...

Flyboy (Flyboy), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Do people still read titles long-term, though? I tend to follow writers rather than characters now, so I left X-Men after Morrison left, and his stories still "hold-up" as far as I think about them. The problem with retconning isn't that it's retconning -- who has time to care, really? -- it's that the explanations are so dumb.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Friday, 8 September 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Do people still read titles long-term, though?

Surely! Isn't half the point of these things that they're soap operas? You follow them because you've come to hold some sort of (irrational) attachment to the characters, and even if you realize there's no reason to assume you'll be interested in what Chuck Austen does with Kitty Pryde, you've built up an affinity for Kitty Pryde following all her previous misadventures, close scrapes, and milkshake dates, and so there you are, reading a Chuck Austen book against all your better instincts.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 September 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd like to think everyone learns their lesson at some point, possibly due to Chuck Austen.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 11 September 2006 08:00 (seventeen years ago) link

I want all my favourite characters to be written by good writers; when the world is stunningly unfair and this doesn't happen, I don't read 'em, but I still get pissed off if ppl do stupid shit to them.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 11 September 2006 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

21. Popeye (Thimble Theatre)

(118 points)

http://www.localarcade.com/arcade_art/data/thumbnails/2/popeye.jpg

I guess we could make some sort of claim for Popeye to be considered the first comic superhero, but I think that's an angle of little interest. Popeye was the toughest guy around (it was a couple of years before spinach got any credit for this, and it never played a crucial part until the animated shorts played it up), and an adventurer (ha, I'd much rather draw parallels with Corto than Superman), but he didn't seek out crime or evil to fight. He wasn't a character who would profess nobility, make speeches about good and evil or anything like that, but he had the right kind of heart, albeit along with a very short temper. He was about as far from an intellectual as you can imagine, but he was generally pretty smart, and remarkably secure in himself - "I yam what I yam" is a very firm statement of individuality, although it's probably more accurate to regard it as a sign of a total lack of interest in self-examination.

It's the Popeye in the Segar strips I love: Popeye in stories that are inventive adventures, with beautifully played broad comedy, satire, great characters all the time (I love the Jeep, the whiffle hen, the sea hag, Wimpy and lots more) and they even have the famous romantic elements with Olive, a relationship that was always complex and problematical and multi-faceted. For me, the nine years from Popeye's introduction until Segar's death is the best run of daily strips ever created, by some distance (and I think Segar is one of the most important influential figures in comic history too, something that's often rather neglected), and a strong contender for the best comics of any kind ever (I guess I'd maybe put Herriman's Krazy Kat sundays above them, but it's close); and I don't know that comics have ever produced a character I like better than Popeye. - Martin

The best not superhero superhero - Pete

Greatest moment: Thimble
Theatre had been starring Castor Oyl, Ham Gravy and of course Olive for nearly ten years before, in 1929, they took a sailing trip and met this gruff, tough seaman with an entirely unique appearance and way of speaking. No one before or since (aside from parodies and homages) had muscles like that, or one eye missing or screwed up enough so it might as well be, and the pipe, face and tattoos are equally distinctive. The speech patterns are established from the first moment - asked if he's a sailor, our first sight of him has him saying "Ja think I'm a cowboy?"
- Martin

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 11 September 2006 09:19 (seventeen years ago) link

This seems lacking in Thrill Power. There's only 20 spaces left, and only 20 characters to fill them: five comic strips (Calvin, Charlie Brown, Krazy Kat, Pogo, Scrooge), five indies (Buddy, Cerebus, Enid, Hopey, Maggie), five 2000ADs (Crazy Jane, Johnny Alpha, Judge Dredd, Shade, Zenith), five Marvels (Black Panther, Dr Doom, Galactus, JJJ, Mr. Fantastic), and five DC (Batman, Bullseye, Rorschach/The Question, The Joker). No suspense at all.

Jack Charlston (jcharl), Monday, 11 September 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

5 x 5 = 25!

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 September 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Er, I think maybe ten of your suggestions will actually make the 20.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

So you think there's 10 others that might make the list? I'd be interested to hear what you think they are.

Jack Charlston (jcharl), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Bullseye? DC? Crazy Jane? 2000AD? And god bless Priest's Black Panther, but it ain't getting on this list (I assume).

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, if Magneto made it I assume Wolverine's in too.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: Captain Haddock, John Constantine, William Gull, possibly also Daredevil, Enigma and Lord Fanny.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Solarman's gotta be on here somewhere.

barefoot manthing (Garrett Martin), Monday, 11 September 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, Wolverine's not actually nominated. Also, Constantine and Daredevil are already in at #26 and #29. But anyway:

20. Crazy Jane (Doom Patrol)

(119 points)

http://yukihime.com/board/crazyjane.jpg

Quite hard to search for on ILX, this lady only seems to appear as the subject of a letter from Tom Ewing to DC Comics, explaining why she needed a spanking. Half of the love story at the center of Doom Patrol, one of Grant Morrison's initial pair of assaults on everything good and DC, Jane was a multiple personality sufferer whose every personality had a different superpower.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha, I'd completely forgotten we'd started this again. This must be the only spandex-loving comics forum on t'web on which Crazy Jane would rank higher than Superman and The Thing. All the better for it, mind.

chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

That one Doom Patrol episode where Cliff goes inside Crazy Jane's mind to bring her out of catatonia is one of the best Morrison stories I've read.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Why haven't I read Doom Patrol? I loved reading about it in the loose-leaf Who's Who, way back when.
I think, though, when I was 14, that I needed a severance between my childhood lore (superheroes) and my adolescent lore (shitty novels), which is why I ready Hellblazer, I guess.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 September 2006 04:47 (seventeen years ago) link

What's also cool is that nobody else ever got their hands on her - unlike pretty much every other great superhero comics character, she was only written by one writer, and he was the creator.

James Morrison (JRSM), Thursday, 21 September 2006 07:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't Rachel Pollack bring her back eventually?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 21 September 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

NB I never actually wrote that letter, it was a jokey reference to the series of letters to HATE written by some lunatical.

I wrote a much more boring letter, which got printed.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 21 September 2006 10:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought she'd ended up in the "real" world at the end of GMs run after Danny the Street grew into Danny the World.

Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 21 September 2006 10:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, why isn't B.N.Duncan on this list? If I had it all to do again, he'd be my number one choice.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Thursday, 21 September 2006 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ragged Robin is a "hypertime" version of Crazy Jane, according to Grant (and wiki). Who nu?

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 21 September 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

anyone who read Invisibles advance publicity? (obv he didn't say "hypertime" then, but he probably wouldn't say it now)

kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 21 September 2006 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really understand hypertime, so I'm going to ignore it.

chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Thursday, 21 September 2006 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

It's just a fancy word for parallel universes, I think.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 21 September 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Why haven't I loved Doom Patrol?

Am I a reactionary square? (Leee), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Mm, I'm not sure how it would date if you didn't read it when it first came out (It's early 90s-ness in excelsis). But there are a few stinkers in the run (The Sex Men, the endless Space War thing), so you might have read those.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know if I read those stinkers you mentioned -- I've read the first two trades within the past year. I think my thing about DP is the extremely compressed storytelling, or something, that makes a lot of what's going on seem like shorthand that refers to stuff that I'm not getting.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

GM be like that huh.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd say try for the Candlemaker storyline at the end of his run (whenever it comes out in 2009) -- it's probably the closest GM has come to multi-issue decompression -- but if you don't like the first lot, there's probably no point going there.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

19. Rorschach (Watchmen)

(126 points)

http://www.blogzine.com.br/rorschach.jpg

Hero-of-sorts from Watchmen, based on the old Charlton comic The Question (though I'm unsure whether Watchmen was during one of the characters lower-profile eras). For all that Owlman was the analogue of Batman, it's Rorschach that the subsequent decades of writers seem to have taken as a template.

And Rorschach with his self-conscious "life as art" attitude is actually a pretty Nietzschean superhero, so that quote fits in more than one way, although it's a pretty lame Nietzsche quote as Nietzsche quotes go. (I guess it's the popular favorite because it feeds off the legend of his madness?)(Chris F)

Actually, Pal Joey/Taxi Driver era Peter Boyle coulda made a great Rorschach. He's too old now. (HUK-L)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 September 2006 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think the question was too low profile cuz i remember me and all my friends definitely getting 'ok rorschach = the question' and not getting 'manhattan = captain atom' or 'owlman = blue beetle'. then again rorschach was definitely the 'coolest', big gateway into 'yknow all superheroes are fascist nutjobs right?' insight of age 12 (alongside concurrent dkr)(anyone bothering to still have this insight by age 14 really really needs the shit beat out of them), plus automatic 'o man this guy knows his shit' when deciding which superhero you chose to be when playing. a team of 12 year olds pretending to be rorschach, snake eyes, wolverine, and batman could take all comers (bar girls, aging, yr parents, etc).

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Making the extreme right Rorschach the ultimate martyr of the story and the well-meaning lefty Adrian the villain was probably the meanest, most genious trick Moore pulled in Watchmen. Though it could be seen as an anarchist's criticism towards communism and other authoritarian forms of leftism: Rorschach never sacrifices his integrity, whereas Adrian's utopia is covered with blood. So in the end we have no choice but to symphatize with Rorschach, as much as we hate that.

I always thought the "free to carve my own morality into the world" issue was kinda problematic regarding Rorschach's personality. If he was free to choose his morals, why would he still cling to the sort of conservative ideas he had previously? I don't think real extreme rightists ever go through such a moral epiphany.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

really?

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, how many right-wingers have you heard saying, "You know, I really gave it a thought, and realized there was no god and that I can choose my own moral path, so I chose to hate hippies and negroes and women and anyone unamerican." I don't think conservatism works that way. Maybe Rorschach would've become a libertarian. (Or better, Moore should've left the whole "enlightenment" bit out.)

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:05 (seventeen years ago) link

There are plenty of threads for this. Go to one of the other ones. Both of you.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:18 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is called "The ILC Favourite Characters Of All Time", I thought we can discuss the said characters here...?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Call Andrew a fascist then, go on, I dare you.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:28 (seventeen years ago) link

New boss, new rules. Though to be honest the only rule is "have the Superhero Politics discussion on one of the SP threads, thank you".

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Er, it's kinda hard to discuss Rorschach at all without touching his politics. But whatever...

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Rorschach at heart is a question (no pun intended) of identity. Kovacs takes up vigilantism for the same reasons as anybody else in the early days, but come the death of the kidnapped girl he assumes Rorschach as his prime identity. (The subversive role of this murder is mirrored later in the book too, in the effect it has on the doctor both in his home life - the re-telling over the dinner table is what finally convinces his wife to leave him, and the doctor is noticeably unemotional about the story - and public life, where his relationship to other people whether Rorschach or the watch seller.) Kovacs is now Rorschach in costume.

This is perhaps exemplified in his confrontation with his landlady once she has turned him in. He is there, Rorschach forced to be Kovacs, and recognises one of her children as him in his youth. Despite his sense of honour in what he does, he recognises the days of heroes are over and cannot run the risk of the child potentially turning into another version of him - so protects the child from the absolute knowledge of his mother's life and gives him another chance.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

(There, that wasn't hard, was it?)

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 28 September 2006 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

adrian's not a lefty, he's a neo-con

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Moore sort of hints in the end that Rorschach is about to change again, back into the more humane Kovacs (well, at least more humane than his previous self, which doesn't take much), hence he's "you're a good friend" speech to Daniel.

Rorschach really is the most interesting character in the whole comic; everyone else sort of serves the function they've given in the story, but he's goes through an arch of personal change. Okay, there's also Dr. Manhattan "humans are worthy" realization, but I never found that (or the whole character) as convincing as Moore may have intended.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

What do you think Rorschach's taking off his mask at the end means? That he wants to die as Kovacs rather than Rorschach? Or does he simply try to appeal to Dr. Manhattan by showing his human face?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 28 September 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

One thought that occurs to me is that he realises he can't reveal Adrian's plan without causing more harm to the world, or at least he is not as sure as that course of action as he appears to be, but he is so in thrall to his rigid principles that he would rather die than falter - hence the scene can be read as a kind of suicide.

I think the whole conclusion of Watchmen is a lot more morally ambiguous than certain people are making out - Moore never really asserts an authorial opinion on Veidt's plan. Obviously our gut reaction is that it's an atrocity, but if it does, debateably to be sure, 'save the world', then can it be a wholly bad thing? I think Moore's intention is more to show notions of good and evil to be far more fluid and nebulous than they are generally portrayed in this type of fiction than to provide a simple reversal of expectations.

chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link


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