Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

haha "list of people i wish forceful dynamite-powered iron-bar lobotomisation upon", make it happen ITR

it was gunpowder you fucks

I am meme-linking, Mr Angry.

Gage was foreman of a crew of railroad construction workers who were excavating rocks to make way for the railroad track. This involved drilling holes deep into the boulders and filling them with dynamite. A fuse was then inserted, and the entrance to the hole plugged with sand, so that the force of the explosion would be directed into the boulder. This was done with a crow bar-like tool called a tamping iron.

whoops dynamite was invented in 1866

I always assume guys who do this, esp so OTHERS will notice them watching, are tinily hung.

btw my friend has a story which is far grosser than gage's.

apparently his old maths teacher used to be a policeman, and on his first night of duty he was patrolling a warehouse when he heard a loud bang, and then a lot of screaming.

he went inside.

apparently the night security there had gotten bored, and had been heating up a load of large metal barrels until the lids exploded off and flew away. unfortunately for one man, the lid hadn't flown away quite in the direction he'd thought, hadn't gone out perpendicular to its resting plane, but had flown up, edgeways. This man, as it turns out, had been leaning over the barrel as it blew. The lid, sharp and metallic, and travelling at immense speed, sheared his entire face and the front of his brain off, to the back of the eyeballs. when the policeman found him, he was convulsing on the floor, shortly to die of blood loss. he entertained the possibility of finishing him off, but decided against it.

if the guy had somehow lived...i shudder.

But in those brief moments before he died, did he show a radical change in personality and/or behavior?

He probably showed a greater propensity to gurgle inanely and feel for non-existent noses.

i do not believe that story for one second

After that second, it's Gullible City.

Well, I'd know if this guy was lying, and maths teachers aren't the sort to indulge in elaborate life-experience fantasy.

because they are so fulfilled with their career choice?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'd expect reams of bullshit waffle from an English teacher, or a historian, but maths teachers seem to be fairly happy with their lot, and fairly unmotivated to make stuff up about their lives. The guy said he trusted him, and I trust the guy. Do you trust me? :D

http://gss.sd42.ca/images/pagemaster/math_professor_algebra.gif.jpg

BULLSHIT WAFFLE

1 half-assed story
1 cup of POPPAGE

Stir until well blended, serve over crushed ice with salmon calzone

How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?

you can't be sure, but sometimes there is a lot of ass potential and i'm too curious to not turn around. :/

^^^True. I am chronic ass-starer. But I am very, very stealth.

oh god gold pants why did you wear gold pants to work?

I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)??
-- Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

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oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass...
-- ()ops (()()ps), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

oops OTM

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

it is the back vadge

die

SO ANYWAY

Euurgh

uk girls do this all the time. they peek a look at your crotch too.

haha i tell a story about some guy getting his face ripped off and you're all like 'huh', then i say 'vadge' and it's off to the emergency eyewash station we go

yes

It's not the "vadge" part as much as it is the accompanying "back".

someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread

i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'

No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.

Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.

I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.

pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.

go to bed

http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*

i shall to Lethe go, chew upon my bolster, and conjure cataracts of vulva. stick that in your riese-moraine and smoke it.

get a girlfriend

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*

^^^^ genuine Hitler quote

das ist der shapeliest Vulva, den ich überhaupt gesehen habe

As long as it's in German I can't understand it, so that's fine.

In fact if LJ could only post in German that would be awesome.

dreams of sugar cum fairies dance in his head

this is probably the first time on a non-aryan power internet discussion forum that a poster has been asked to be more like hitler

haha that would be +1 on killfiling

i would translate (x) poster into (y language), set to it folks

einekleine pöppage

ich habe ein fückwant

Das ist ein turbotcalzone deliciousen