Anyone eating haggis tonight?

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and "addressed the lassies" by shouting: "JO TO GO ON FRIDAY! BOO TO DANIELLE AND CLEO"?

no haggis at tesco ;_;

none in sainsbury's either, so i changed tack and made chicken with courgette and broccoli in a creme fraiche sauce with tomato couscous. it were fuckin' lovely.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Waitrose eventually came good for us so had a proper Macsween's with neeps and tatties and 16 year old Glenlivet. I love it when a plan comes together.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just about to go get some, when I got a call to go Jongleurs in Reading, so settled for "jongleurs sharing platter" = 2 beef pies, some chicken bits, curly fries, chips, and Garlic doballs.

the noo.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Who was on, Mark?

We had veggie haggis, tatties, and spinach. Yum I love spinach. Then Mister Monkey made a whiskey cocktail, because I don't like whiskey. It had whiskey, lemon juice, kahlua, and triple sec in it. It was really good, but a little sweet.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Harvey Oliver - ex-Old school (in fact he used to be Jeff Stevenson, warm-up, Royal Variety, all that sort of thing, but reinvented himself, he seems to think he has anyway).. Pretty good, but not fooling anyone really..

Glenn Wool - Canadian - very much more my sort of thing.. More a performance. He started out with 2 tester jokes. The one about liking the band Franz Ferdinand but thinking about assassinating them just to see how it got reported.. Only Dawn and I laughed. Conversely, the joke about a-sx brought the house down. So it went that way for a while until most of the audience got more and more uncomfortable (which was the aim..) Excellent stuff..

Adam Bloom - More the classic altcom style, handled heckles as suggestions and worked them in no problem. Also bril.

I used to go see a lot of comedy night such like this, back in the day, but got bored to death when the edgy/different stuff went out, and the 'observational comedy' ruled. OK, so girls use more bogroll, I don't need to talk about it for 15 mins!

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

That's not a bad night. I don't know Harvey Oliver. Er, that's the end of my story about standup comedy.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 26 January 2007 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A few years before I graduated onto the hardcore Burns I performed 'Ally Bally Bee' in front of the same crowd, clutching a tartan adorned black dolly.

"Ally Bally Bee" always makes me cry a little bit, I think it's the tune moe than the words

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Was "Such a parcel of rogues in a nation" Burns, or someone else?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Aye, laddie

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 10:24 (seventeen years ago) link

genuine scot with genuine haggis

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/369717414_7ec26460d0.jpg?v=0

Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Hott.

The Whistling Bus (kate), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Does anybody, anybody at all, know of a restaurant in New York City where you can get a really good haggis, with all the neeps and other such fixings? I want it so badly!

there was an interesting article on haggis (i can't believe i just typed that) in the metro area in the dining section of the times on weds. as far as burns dinners go, it only mentioned private clubs but there were interviews with several butchers in kearny, nj who make and ship haggis if you want to do your own meal. i suspect that kearny might be the place to go if you really want to find a place that serves it.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ooh yes! Someone I know in Prospect Heights throws a Burns Night party every year and has occasionally gone to Kearney on the train to get the haggis there. Dunno the name of the establishment(s) but that place is Scottish Town, USA.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Photographic proof:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/369599451_8816679387.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

In partial costume, only, because it was a casual event. Tomorrow will be velvet jackets & the whole nine yards for the formal ball.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

there's a place there that's meant to do wicked fish suppers. it's very close to the city, but every time i've driven by it's been inconvenient to stop (too early, had just eaten, in a hurry, etc). someday!

xpost re: kearny

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

aw, that's great, laurel!

i really love haggis (i haven't looked for it in here though. it's gotta be around.)

rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never had it. i'm open to trying it, though even serious offal lovers i know think it's rank. the funny part about the times article was that the butchers interviewed were passionate craftsmen of haggis on the one hand, yet on the other hand they really seemed to think it was kind of disgusting as an actual food.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

That's weird. I'm far from an offal lover but there's nothing particularly rank about haggis. The taste is spicy and the texture is oaty as much as anything. It's like a quite dry spicy meaty porridge! Ok I've just made it sound really rank.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

a quite dry spicy meaty porridge!

that's what it looks like to me. it was available as a jacket potato topping in glasgow, but i chickened out due to severe hangover.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

It's kind of a made-up food, isn't it? Granted, "Address to a Haggis" is pretty funny and not taken seriously anywhere I've seen, but haggis was never, like, the traditional family meal of Scotland, was it? I assumed it was just a symbolic reminder of the poverty & suffering during the Clearances.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not a made up food at all, after all Burns wrote about it didn't he! And wasn't that before the Clearances? Or before the biggest wave of Clearances, which of course wouldn't have affected Burns, being a Lowlander

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Apart from all those poor bedraggled highlanders begging on his doorstep.

Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah well, bloody Teuchters, cannae even speak English some o' them

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

That's why I'm asking! I have a hard time taking any of it seriously, it's kind of hard to when surrounded by Americans who can argue over what variety of sprig is most authentic for wearing in their hats for the Tartan Day parade, when you know the "system" of registered tartans was basically made up in 1815 and most of the lore is BS.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Mind you, I'm talking about the legends behind the dances, for instance: people are always trying to play up that the fling is danced in place because it was originally done on the enemy's shield, that kicking a sword in the dance means bad luck in battle, etc etc for god's sake, the RSCDS has its claws in so deep that they can decide what's official costume and dance technique all over the world but even THEY keep changing their minds.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I think haggis was the Pot Noodle of its day, it's what poor people ate, I think Burns was being slightly ironic in calling it "Great chieftain of the puddin' race" as well as siding with the poor folks (as was his wont)

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

haggis was the Pot Noodle of its day, it's what poor people ate

it still is. it's all a friend of mine ate for a week once because safeway had their own brand on sale for 99p. he was in our office a lot at the time, and you do not even want to know about the digestive fallout.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a hard time taking any of it seriously, it's kind of hard to when surrounded by Americans

There's yr problem, in a nutshell. Romanticised views of "the old country" abound, perhaps best summed up by the woman who runs a winery Ned drank a bottle from at a recent meal. She describes her heritage as coming from "the glen village of Falkirk". Yes, Falkirk. The Falkirk that Arab Strap come from.

When I was growing up we had haggis maybe once a fortnight, basically because it was cheap.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

We never had haggis, we had mince and tatties, we were sophisticated an' that

Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(XP) Yeah, we assume our heritage is more or less of the city whose name we share, but who the hell knows?

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

In this example, her parents had lived there and she claimed to have as a small child.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

She describes her heritage as coming from "the glen village of Falkirk"

hahahhahahahahah FUCKING HELL.

you sure she didn't say "the glum spillage of falkirk" or something?

growing up in blackpool, the child of highlanders, i ate haggis at least once a week. marks and spencer sold the stuff, for fuck's sake. i never knew there was anything particularly romantic/burnsian/whatever about it until i was 14; it was just a nice dinner we had. better than chicken kievs; not quite as good as mum's fried fish.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm...still trying to get head around haggis being better than chicken kiev..........

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I had some of ally c's leftover haggis last night. it was nice.

Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

We got offered haggis in the curry house. I was all for curried haggis but then it was revealed it was just ordinary haggis that the restaurant's bloke-who-delivers-the-takeaway-curries (who's Scottish) had given them. On this basis it was turned down.

Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Saturday, 27 January 2007 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Lauren! (many x-posts)

Fa Fa fa FA, Fa fa Fa fa FA Fa (poop), Saturday, 27 January 2007 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

bought my haggis for Monday.

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 21 January 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I won't be eating any but I will in fact be in the same room as a haggis tonight.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Thursday, 21 January 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Monday! Thanks for the reminder, always forget this.

take me to your lemur (ledge), Thursday, 21 January 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

no haggis to be found in the immediate vicinity, cockaleekie perhaps...

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 22 January 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

dudes what the hell is in vegetarian haggis and is that really haggis?

thatwillultimatelyresultingalaxy-galaxymergersonacosmictimescale (jdchurchill), Friday, 22 January 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Djing a Burns' Night thing. Supposed to be a mix of trad and modern pop. No idea how I'm gonna manage it. Still, free haggis for me.

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Friday, 22 January 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

By which I mean: Help! I don't think I can mix the Alexander Brothers into Glasvegas into Jimmy Shand into Goodbye Mr Mackenzie...

grobravara hollaglob (dowd), Friday, 22 January 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

a block of trad and then a crowd pleaser of modern pop and that will keep the dancefloor full of the easily scared and then into DJ's choice. Do the opposite to go back and maybe see if there are any Modern pop songs that you can dashing white seargeant to.

lol at Goodbye Mr Mackenzie though.....

my opinionation (Hamildan), Friday, 22 January 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I'll be okay if I never do the Gay Gordon's again, I think.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LICK THE BUS DIRECTLY (Laurel), Friday, 22 January 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

blast this bad jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojpy8yYTU6w

Isambard Kingdom Buñuel (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 January 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

i love laurel in a kilt itt.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 15 January 2011 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I've never eaten it, I have one in the fridge and intend to try it over the weekend. Should've had it on Tuesday really, but didn't realise it was Burns Night till after I'd eaten. Should I bake my haggis or boil it?

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Friday, 28 January 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Boil.

Mark G, Friday, 28 January 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Wrap in foil and put in a dish of water in the oven.

ailsa, Friday, 28 January 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

So it's completely immersed?

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Friday, 28 January 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I had a bag of haggis flavored chips the other day but I think it was just 'pork flavoring' according to the bag

based god kwassa kwassa (dayo), Friday, 28 January 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Not completely immersed, no.

Mark G, Friday, 28 January 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Just a couple of inches of water in the bottom of the dish. 45 minutes per pound. I tried doing it in a steamer last time and it didn't work as well. I think boiling it would run the risk of it going too watery.

ailsa, Friday, 28 January 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

The haggis was nice enough, but not my favourite thing ever. It reminded me most of a more offally black pudding. I think I overcooked it a bit though, and it was only a three quid one from Sainsburys.

Inevitable stupid dubstep mix (chap), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

haggis shouldn't = black pudding. should be spicier, meatier, moister.

hoisin crispy mubaduck (ledge), Friday, 4 February 2011 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/1I5hQkj.png

, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:07 (eight years ago) link

now i'm hungry

i do not sense the entity ted (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:38 (eight years ago) link

seven years pass...

me sorted for thursday

https://i.imgur.com/0SGI1Dz.png

mark s, Monday, 22 January 2024 15:48 (three months ago) link

sorry. no haggis. the nearest approach I could make would be a bowl of oatmeal.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 22 January 2024 19:25 (three months ago) link

BELCH! BURP!

mark s, Monday, 22 January 2024 19:53 (three months ago) link


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