The Haunt Of Fear: ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Results Thread

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like centipede hz?

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

am the proud owner of this phantasm set:

http://p.playserver1.com/ProductImages/7/2/5/9/1/7/719527_300x300_1.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

haha wow

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

sweet!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

Does the orb actually work?

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

so i just watched "Near Dark" last night thx to these results and i can now categorically say i have no idea what some of you see in that movie.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, seriously. It is a terrible film.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

guess you had to be there

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link

sucking yr vampire girlfriend's blood in an oil field by night

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

i have no idea what some of you see in that movie.

vampire bar slaughter with Cramps sdtk, basically

watched De Palma's Sisters last night, feel like that maybe should've placed - wild movie

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

I like it a lot ... it's just that I think just about everything I like in that movie he did better later on.

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

i own the Phantasm boxed set but i was heartbroken when i saw the death orb version

also hell yes the lack of narrative consistency is part of the point, it's pop surrealism at its bestest

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 September 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link

near dark is about 9/10s of a wonderful movie that falls apart catastrophically at the finish line. i pretend the ending didn't happen in order to enjoy the rest. bar slaughter is amazing, and the film is arguably a vehicle for that one scene, but i like paxton and henriksen in general, love the itinerant cowboy vampires concept. i also really like jenny wright's performance as the young vampire girl. the film pays a lot of attention, in her scenes with adrian pasadar, to the sensual texture of ordinary moments. this communicates her supernatural awareness and speed, intentionally likening her to a wild creature, but it also describes adolescence, a rush of impressions and emotions too overwhelming to contain. the thrill of freedom, lust, danger and the world at night. like the lost boys, near dark imagines vampirism as coming of age, a fascinating idea that, unfortunately, only makes the cop-out ending that much more of a betrayal. you can't go home again.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

Guess I'm gnna have to watch Near Dark, something I've always kinda wanted to do anyway since I really do like Bigelow.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

it's definitely superior to Lost Boys which is really only enjoyable as camp

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link

No way is it better than Lost Boys. Partly because it IS enjoyable as camp, whereas Near Dark is just... nothing. No sympathetic characters, no interesting storyline, no scares, no emotion, no great silliness.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

(First 'it' - Near Dark, second 'it' - Lost Boys. I realise that may be confusingly written.)

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

feel like whoever voted for it should be responsible for mounting a more staunch defense of it. I liked it allright, but I don't think it's all-time material

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i didn't vote for it because my reservations are too strong. what's good is really good though.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

near dark my #28. saw it during its original + brief theatrical run, was blown away. so many great scenes, the bus station, the bar scene, the motel shootout. also: jenny wright.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, May 17, 2012 11:21 AM (3 months ago)

I love Near Dark, so stripped down and logical -- if there were vampires, this is probably the kind of life they'd have to lead.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:39 AM (3 months ago)

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

I will concede that the idea of vampires living a sort of peripatetic wild west existence is not a bad one. But the film they made out of that idea is a bad one.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

No way is it better than Lost Boys. Partly because it [Lost Boys] IS enjoyable as camp...

― emil.y, Thursday, September 13, 2012 9:25 AM (25 minutes ago)

yeah, i was talking about this recently, perhaps upthread. both film shy away from the implications of the hero-turned-vampire concept, but the lost boys never takes itself seriously, so this isn't a problem. near dark seems tougher and more intellectually/artistically engaged, so the loss of nerve really hurts the film. disagree that it lacks appealing characters, though. i like everyone except the hero, his pa and the littlest vampire (river's edge weirdo kid).

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

plus contenderizer just did a bang up job of elucidating its high points

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vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

I have trouble reading near dark as "bad" - sure it has more good ideas than it can realize in a satisfactory way (puts me in mind of early cronenberg) and its conclusion is troubled, so its placement in the nether regions of the poll is appropriate. its shakier aspects are offset by sophisticated camera + design work, a good tangerine dream score, and some decisions that reveal a thoughtfulness at work (e.g. the word vampire is never used). there's a mean spirited charm to the vampires, but also a sadness.

in the 80s, freak subculture was still really underground. near dark played into this both thematically and in the details - using the cramps during the bar scene was a dog whistle. decades of updated vampires and 80s fetishism have maybe dulled the charms of near dark, but it was pretty unique at the time. it captures the downbeat vibe of drifter life, a certain american lost-ness, while still retaining the poetry of the vampire myth, two poles captured in these stills:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/ND1.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/ND2.jpg

plus bishop, vasquez, and hudson from aliens! don't know what else to say. sorry you didn't like dis movie, guys.

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

and I'll take the rough ugliness of near dark's dysfunctional outsider family over the pretty boy nonsense of the lost boys any day

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

I even like the little kid in near dark, or at least the pathos in his character - preteen boys can be snarky + annoying, imagine being trapped in that state forever *shudder*

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, I dunno if it makes any difference, but I had SERIOUS problems with the representation of women in this film. And the storyline runs so very very close to messianic boy-saves-girl bullshit. It's not even sexy-woman misogyny, it's just patronising homespun traditional misogyny. I found it hard to really get past this.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

I wasn't saying it was bad, i was just expecting a lot more delivery of something from it - there just isnt a lot of movie there in a lot of ways. it seems kinda uncomitted to being anything really, i mean theres a really half-assed love story in there somewhere, and one bar scene of horror, and sort of a little road outlaw standoff, but none of it ever really delivers or gets sustained. it just seemed really aimless and unfocused, and not in an intriguing way xposts

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

I call it out upthread for being regressive but mysogynist seems like a problematic term to hang on Bigelow

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stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

jjjusten, I guess I enjoyed that rambling aimlessness but then again I'm a two lane blacktop fan so

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Ah yes, the old "women can't be misogynists" defence.

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emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

I wasn't making a generalized statement, I was making a specific statement about a particular woman, the writer and director of the movie, who I think it's difficult to hang the mysognist tag on. she's not exactly Phyllis Shlafly.

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, fair enough. I haven't liked any film of hers I've seen, so never paid that much attention to the rest. This one pretty much just shores up that impression.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

did you dislike the portrayal of the female protagonist generally, or did you primarily object to her "rescue" by the male protagonist and his father at the end?

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

Bit of both. The whole 'listen to the night' thing or whatever it was felt a lot like proto-MPDG crap.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

given the general misogyny in the horror genre, near dark seems a weird item to single out for it. it never set off any warning bells for me, but my last viewing of the film was about 10 years ago. isn't the main character kind of a raffish dick who underestimates jenny wright's character, and then she ends up being tasked with introducing clueless him to the world of being a vampire? she saves him so he saves her, don't think it's a one-sided relationship, and I don't remember the film in general being overly hostile or denigrating of women.

there's some problematic treatment of women in blue steel and strange days, but also strong women characters. not a huge bigelow fan, in fact this might be the only movie of hers I rep for. haven't seen hurt locker.

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

She sort of saves him at the beginning (from burning up in the sun), but she's definitely a sappy pixie type who doesn't actually have any control over the situation. She's also incredibly naive about what she does, and has to have her eyes opened by a man/men.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

maybe, but i was struck in watching near dark (at age 20) by how much attention the film paid to her sense of being in her body, this condition as a source of both wonder and danger. the approach seemed unusual and interesting to me, and i wondered whether a male director would have made the same choices. impossible to say, of course. i want to say that her characterization is in some respects similar to that of the protagonist of amer in that film's second section, but i'd have to see both films again before i felt comfortable about making that comparison.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

That didn't come across to me at all. But I'm gonna bow out of this I think, I didn't like it one bit but I didn't hate it quite enough to enrage myself about differing tastes. 4/10.

emil.y, Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

fair enough. it's been ages (at least a decade, and probably a good deal more) since i last saw it, so i might feel very differently about it now.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 13 September 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

So, animation results aside, the talk on this thread kinda turned to 'what next?' SF, war, romantic comedy, what's next and who's doing it?

Irwin Dante's Towering Inferno (WmC), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Sisters didn't make the Top 100? Whaaaaaat.

The Thnig, Monday, 17 September 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

Dressed to Kill did instead.

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

ppl too busy voting for dressed to kill iirc

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

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vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

I watched The Caller on Netflix streaming and ugh what a risible piece of crap. The whole stalker/abusive ex-husband plot was twice-warmed-over crap, the film was set in Puerto Rico for no discernable reason whatsoever and was oddly devoid of Hispanics not named Luis Guzman, it actually had a scene of the heroine falling to her knees in front of a grave . . . it started strong but just completely went to crap very, very quickly.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

so where did the caller place in the top 100

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

lol wrong thread

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

I wanted the "shit our pants" thread.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

No, the other one.

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link


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