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I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma!

Spot the gigantic lie in nabisco's last post! People still reference IRM and his mom, ffs.

haha aw, mw's persona totally fits his prose. i dont think their's anything being affected, other than his entire life.

MWhite has a point. If I were real luna i wouldnt want to be on this thread defending myself.

not that i wouldn't post here 24 hours ago, or keep my myspace, LJ, and flickr active

ian riese moraine wouldve been 8 in 2003...

I'm disappointed in the way a lot of folks are ascribing these motives to chaki and gear that I really doubt exist besides perhaps chaki being a little ornery that she stalked him at work which is totally acceptable and would frankly have freaked me the fuck out.

SOME PEOPLE have taken this as an opportunity to collect some imagined potshot dues from the old tittwis crowd and crow about crap and they keep getting lumped in with the rest. chaki is not ethan and ethan is not gear and gear is not the london zingers and the london zingers are not jon williams. nabisco is definitely a puppy though.

dont sweat it homie you just write like a 16 yr old who gets his ass kicked alot

I had a witty retort but why should I waste it on you.

Tuomas, she's humiliated too, and kind of scared and she's not had a particularly happy couple of months and I think she doesn't think she can get a fair hearing but she did invite people to write to her, privately, if they had questions and no-one has.

A man is not a piece of fruit.

HA

xp x2

Sorry to see you go, Michael.

Michael, I don't want to seem like I'm pilling on here - I'm don't even want to seem like I'm trying to argue with you because I'm not. i just want to ask some questions; more out of curiosity than anything.
Have you ever:
• seen a face that you knew to be hers and no one else's (in person, chatting online, video maybe)?
• actually met her in real life?
• received anything from her - snail mail or anything?
• sent her anything (mail gifts cards cash)?
• read/heard anything about her outside of ilx/lj?

big time xposts oh this thread!

No one really knows for sure either way, but I'm trying to work out whether, if 100% conclusive proof that Luna was exactly who she said she was appeared in the next couple of days, it would be tragic or hilarious or cause the whole of ILX to implode upon itself.

I'm also wondering whether it would make the blindest bit of difference to the main thrust of the arguments both attacking and defending here.

Michael, if you leave, can you please e-mail me with places you haunt? I really like your ideas and writing and I think this site would be poorer in your absence, even though we've rarely spoke.

Michael, if the issue here is that she may have been greatly misrepresenting herself -- i.e., lying -- perhaps you can see why writing to her for explanations and justifications would not really help anyone?

MWhite has a point. If I were real luna i wouldnt want to be on this thread defending myself.

if you look at how it went down chronologically (as i have done wasting two hours of a work day that i actually was supposed to get stuff done in) chaki goes yr fake and she was all omg im so out of here!!! - almost everything happened after she quit.

this along w/every other point in the thread has been repeated like 1mx. except of course no one has posted the pix. im beginning to think that there never was any fake luna at all.

if she came on here and reasonably explained herself and explained why we are wrong with what we have said then everyone would shut the fuck up.

actually i sort of doubt she's lying about herself. i was more concerned about leading people on and ditching them at the last second.

Either way, this is a very sad situation. :-(

Michael, if the issue here is that she may have been greatly misrepresenting herself -- i.e., lying -- perhaps you can see why writing to her for explanations and justifications would not really help anyone?

Uh, yes, it would. There are mitigating (?) circumstances, no? I mean, you have malicious lying and you have... Oh whatever.

im beginning to think that there never was any fake luna at all.

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:10 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^^

http://www.ongoing-tales.com/SERIALS/oldtime/STORIES/ALICE/pix/LG03.jpg

I remember seeing something once that looked like a Times Square Wolford billboard.

And, nabisco, multi-xpost, but I seem to recall there was a Doonesbury cartoon about being able to remember stuff like that.

after chaki called her fake the first time it would have taken her like 10 minutes to post 5 pictures of herself with her kid and with a couple dogs and maybe made a few well-placed phone calls and it would have stopped.

i mean lying about herself *completely*

i mean i know that in certain ways she shouldnt have to "prove" herself but given that it would take seriously NO TIME AT ALL for her to provide "evidence" that would satisfy 90% of the people on ILX why they hell wouldnt she?

Okay why on earth would ANYONE do that????

dammit the pic gone already: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE, JULY JULY?

if you look at how it went down chronologically (as i have done wasting two hours of a work day that i actually was supposed to get stuff done in) chaki goes yr fake and she was all omg im so out of here!!! - almost everything happened after she quit.

eaxctly the point i was trying to make in the 2nd part of my post, joe XD

"NO REALLY I AM REAL! HERE IS MY ADDRESS AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME AND MY WORK SCHEDULE AND THE ROUTES I NORMALLY TRAVEL"

xpost - WHAT? You're acting like people are pissed off at her. Most people here are not pissed off at her. They're just like "she's lying, ignore her." It doesn't matter if that's "malicious" or not! There are no mitigating circumstances! It's not an issue of if she's GUILTY of anything, it's an issue of whether anyone trusts stuff she says about who she is.

"NOW WILL YOU GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THE NIGERIAN TREASURY STRONGBOX?"

I figure at best she's someone who misrepresented her physical appearance, for whatever reason, and bailed everytime she came close to being exposed. rightfully being embarrassed she split. at best.

more xpost

eaxctly the point i was trying to make in the 2nd part of my post, joe XD

lol sorry, retarded

no dan i literally just mean a picture of her with a fucking kid! not like her address or anything. or even her with a pitbull!! or her doing anything besides looking hot at a nightclub!

chaki goes yr fake and she was all omg im so out of here!!!

this is why some people on this thread LONG AGO were annoyed at chaki initially right? because they weren't up on the story so it seemed uncalled for to them - melodramatic as it may have seemed in that context. whatevs tho.

nabisco, I'm no master of English but I've been on both sides of the being-a-dick fence and almost everyone on this thread spent time on the other side in this thread (myself included), so i wouldn't act like people have been innocuous in their words

I figure at best she's someone who misrepresented her physical appearance, for whatever reason, and bailed everytime she came close to being exposed. rightfully being embarrassed she split. at best

possible - smells more like fucking w/people for selfish amusement tho

--which isn't excaqtly what you were saying but it appeared implied

• seen a face that you knew to be hers and no one else's (in person, chatting online, video maybe)? - No
• actually met her in real life? - No
• received anything from her - snail mail or anything? - Many things
• sent her anything (mail gifts cards cash)? - Yes
• read/heard anything about her outside of ilx/lj? - Hmm. Probably not. My point, though, is not that she HAS to be who she's said she is wrt to photos or whatnot, and not that she mayn't have flirted a little too recklessly with some people, but that she's always been extremely nice to me, an engaging interlocutor on subjects ranging from the banal to the interesting and more fun to talk to than most people I talk to online. If she ever comes to SF, I'd gladly stand her a drink or eight and the chances of me going to LA are always pretty slim, so I'm not overly worried about her standing me up, espcially as that would mean another eight drinks for me.

dan.... dont be an idiot.

how about "hi my name is chaki. here is my photo. ned has met me. ask him."

god why do you exaggerate EVERYTHING to the point of stupidity!??!

Yeah, how are the initial "yr fake"s any different from what happened to Tuomas? Did he freak out? No. If he had actually known himself to be fake, he probably would have, though.

And yeah, fine, Michael. Now you will never see the photos of my new tea towel.

Looks to me that Luna really dodged a bullet by never meeting up with most of the poor doucheclots here mentioned

Oh, is THAT what she was doing? It was clever of her to actually set up the meetings first.

• sent her anything (mail gifts cards cash)? - Yes

oof. sucka.

i don't know what the bit about chaki's work is tho.

And no, Dan's right that she doesn't have to prove who she is; nobody does. But whatever benefit of the doubt / credibility people have about who they claim to be has ... evaporated for her. Which is not some cruelty other people are inflicting on her, it's just a fact.

Will, like I said, I think people interpret words VERY differently depending on whether they believe the entity known as Luna actually exists or not.

Roxy you fucking liar. You don't have a tea towel.

xpost - wanna fill me in real quick?

Matt DC, my sis brought it back to me from England today! It's weird!

god why do you exaggerate EVERYTHING to the point of stupidity!??!

What if he was on the other side of the fence? Would you have highfived him?

I have no opinion on her either way tbh. I've never spoken to her. But people have been rude on this thread. On both sides of the argument. Really rude. And to each other, I mean. 4xp

Also, dudes, if she really IS as pretty as she looked in those photos why would she advertise it everywhere so that every internet stalker pervert would come after her? Would you, if you were a single mother? She always used that turtle picture as an icon on social networks and she hasn't posted a photo of herself on here in ages as I recall.

DISH TOWEL PIX NOW

stevie nixed-

what? that makes NO sense . if someone was saying i was lying about who i was i would not feel the need to post my phone number and ss number like dan implied. god you guys.

thirmo - info is upthread