The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

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NO they are not slimy yam noodles -- they're just regular yummy rice noodles that are already cooked and in little packages, so all you have to do is dump them in a pan after you've quickly sauteed some veggies, add a few glops of the sauce of your choice and poof. Done.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

starbucks coffee might be ok if they didn't burn it

/starbuckscomplaintrobot

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

well the seattles best level 1 coffee is a light roast

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

btw carl sorry i said yummy

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

i meant it though

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

I think starbucks version of a light roast is to give the entire bean a nice, reasonable roast and then char one side

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha, LL, you can clearly get away with things others cannot because I didn't even notice you said yummy. Or maybe I was relieved that you weren't talking about those dreadful yam noodles.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, those are gross and slimy
these noodles are really good -- strongly recommend for easy weekday dinners that make enough leftovers to eat for lunch the next day.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

I remember when I worked at Starbucks and an old man deferred to the coffee as "Cacka COffee!" he was sure ornery

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

metropolis coffee is the only kind i've had that tastes notably better than the stuff i get from TJs

This shocks me. TJs coffee is OK in a pinch, but we have a wealth of awesome options. Intelligentsia, Metropolis, my fave Bridgeport ...

btw, TJ's frozen pho is gross.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

Ok ok ok Intelligentsia is good too. Never had Bridgeport!

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Frozen pho is sad.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

starbucks coffee might be ok if they didn't burn it

/starbuckscomplaintrobot

― your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:57 (41 minutes ago) Permalink

you would think so, but you'd be wrong

/itallsucks

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

i've had some TJ's coffee at the in-laws' and its pretty dire imo! but maybe it was the particular blend i had. there's lot of good coffee in l.a. to be had, so i just buy up bags from various places around town. right now i'm having some coffee home-roasted by a friend, he gets his beans from around the world and roasts them in his garage.

metropolis coffee is pretty amazing, maybe my favorite.

omar little, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think people buy TJs coffee because they think it's the best coffee or equal to intelligentsia/metropolis/etc, they buy it because it's drinkable coffee at half the price of intelligentsia/metropolis/etc (and doesn't require a trip to a separate store)

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ that's why we sometimes buy it, even though we prefer Intelligentsia.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

exactly
i also value expedience in coffee since i already shop at like 4 difft stores on a weekly basis

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know any of the other brands mentioned here but I have never bought coffee at a separate store before except that one time I went to the Grand Cent Market for it. But yeah, at no point in my normal routine am I anywhere near a coffee specialty store.

check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

yeah same. costco has no good coffee, and I no longer have time to make separate trips every week to a good place. Although now there's a place by work with counter culture for $13/lb which is not terrible (TJ's cans are I think 12 oz so you have to add 33% to the price to compare)

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

I think someone I know is involved with Kitten Coffee--should I buy from them?

check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link

SOmetimes I long for STarbucks Sulawesi - but the cost is astronomical and I am very frugal these days

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

TJ's breakfast blend was like $6 for 12 oz?

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

CAfe Bustelo rings up at 4$ a 12oz. Sulawesi was like 13$ a 16oz last time I checked

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

tostado y molida para el gusto hispano

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

oops molido

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

SIEMPRE FRESCO!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

I buy locally roasted coffee from my grocer *nose in the air*

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

I like those Starbucks via's in a pinch.

Jeff, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

I've never tried them but work has such godawful pigswill I am thinking of having some at my desk for emergencies

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

They are pretty good, but if you are using a standard sized USA coffee mug, I recommend half a packet unless you like tachycardia and teeth grinding.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

and the quickened digestion, if you know what I mean

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

Die a Ree Ahyh?

Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

Has anyone else found the TJ's meat to be weird? I've gotten their *high-end* steak a few times and more recently their pork loin and pork roast, and it all has the same unnatural consistency, where the meat almost tastes like it was injected with something to make it moist, and the fat feels like it's glued on.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Sunday, 16 September 2012 23:40 (eleven years ago) link

chicken is fine, never got any other meat there. actually seems to be the only place you can get inexpensive chicken breast that is not so enormous you can't cook it properly.

i got 3 kinds of jerky (buffalo, beef, and turkey) this week and i have already eaten them all. i always think their coffee sucks whenever i make the mistake of buying it.

horribl ecreature (harbl), Monday, 17 September 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah the chicken is totally fine and decent. It's just the steak and pork I've had problems with.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

pineapple juice is bomb as fuck.

gwenguthrie gwen ross (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

I like the buffalo jerky but there are like 3 pieces per bag and it's, what, $5.99 or something? Yikes.
Has anyone seen the flower pepper at their local TJs? I'm afraid that it's gone ;_;

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link

Was kind of weirded out to see there are TJ's boiled eggs in a bag. Or any boiled eggs in a bag for that matter.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

It's kind of disturbing to see them in bunch out of the normal context like that. It reminds me of David Sedaris saying that in France, he bought peanut butter in a tin can, which made it unappealing for him. I've worked at restaurants where they came in 5 gallon buckets, packed in water, which was very strange and off-putting, but not reasonably so.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

man, that might rival precooked bacon in the laziness department

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

I'm too lazy to go find lex's post about failing at boiling eggs, but it exposes the privilege behind your judgment.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link

his well-known kitchen acumen

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

I'm just saying, would you deny him an egg?

Seriously though, I know consumers of pre-peeled eggs and the like are easy targets, but I'm not ashamed to say that I've bought pre-cooked bacon, frozen pre-cooked rice, etc. Sometimes I want to use my time doing things besides peeling eggs, and there ain't no shame in that game.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry, not trying to be confrontational w/ you, mh. I'm being a little defensive b/c there probably is a little shame in my game!

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 17 September 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

I buy pre-cooked food for camping! (That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.)

nickn, Monday, 17 September 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, I buy pre-cooked things all the time but usually at a grocery store with a deli where they presumably boil their eggs on-site and so on.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 17 September 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link

The tj beef does have an odd taste
My wife can't stand it so I usually stick with chicken and sausage
Pork and lamb tasted ok

buzza, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

I've never noticed anything odd about TJ's beef.

nickn, Monday, 17 September 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link


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