mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i am thinking of 'how to cut jerks loose and also how to meet girls who do not suck at life'

haha remy, i want to meet boys! my mom last night was talking about her coworker who was going on a date from match.com and i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I tried internet datetron and it was more lame than you can imagine.
going to bars at odd hours = win

i was just about to advise the same thing. but I was at that bar at that odd hour = win

i signed up for match dot com and all i got for hits were sloe-eyed 'careerist' ladies who worked as, like, the manager of the three-employee rosetta stone cart in the mall, felt strongly about rescue dogs, and talked rosily about their wonderful years in college.

I think that description goes on the sad thread.

yeah see that is a big dnw.

I think that description goes on the sad thread.

The sad thread is too happy for that!

Something'll happen, Remy. Always does.

books are the way to go. in a roundabout way, that's how i met jordan.

I would have no idea how to meet new men, remy, so I'm at a loss - but why not try the book thing?

Also, maybe you have new friends who have friends you haven't met yet?

Have you tried walking around in public pantsless?

get you some World Of Warcraft and go to the Penny Arcade Expo

Have I mentioned that you should be careful which friends you ask to introduce you to new women? xp

Have you tried walking around in public pantsless?

Ah, so that's how you met your wife.

"What is THAT?"

"...hello, ladies."

^^^^ this came tantalizingly close to working for me freshman year of college

^^^ Just because it works for Dan, doesn't mean it would work for anyone else.

^^^^ not everyone has the temperment to work for the circus

Or the skills. You should have seen John's 1991 trapeze act.

"He's hanging on by one finger!"

"...finger?"

The post-accident surgery must have been very painful.

DRANK WITH ED, WAS AWESOME.

Ain't it, though.

A good evening, Mr FAX ME. And thanks for the lift home.

Ah drinking with Ilx0rs. It has been years since I've done this. One of these days I'll be able to afford to travel again. Or work will send me out and about.

I'm already hungry and I just ate breakfast a couple of hours ago. argh.

i have a headache. i really must learn that gin is not nice.

Oh I had to quit gin as it did nasty things to me. Shame as I loved gin and tonics.

I still love me a gin and tonic from time to time. Raggett family drink, that.

Better than my family drink, Icehouse tallboys.

lol. I don't know what the R family drink is. Probably margaritas. Usually that my mother has dyed some weird color.

Leaving to drop the kids off soon - so excited for State Fair, yay!

Ed - I hope I get to meet you this weekend somehow!

Ok I am taking the boy to a churrchuria (sp?) for his birthday dinner tomorrow night. My stomach, for one, cannot wait.

hey sara i found the perfect activity for your kids next summer. instead of paying for summer camp, let them hang at the laundromat! the lady who runs mine had her kids there and put them to work today! folding: it's good for character building.

in my desperation i have just applied for a job at a kids' store :(

also i think i have wisdom tooth ;_;

:-/ We must see to improving these situations!

oh man. nap time is the best time. i should do this every day.

I can't remember whether it was theresa or Laurel who was raving about the Jolly ship the whiz bang but I thought I'd let you know that one of my colleagues here is the creator of that.

WALLLLLLLLLLLLL-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HIIIIIII

I have nothing to declare but my drunkius. And the fact that I have one more day of freedom before returning to the world of work on Monday. I intend to split the time i have left between here and the mobamamamamabababma coronation ceremony so I would appreciate youse keeping me entertained until that time.

that was me, ed. tell him i <3 him.

You guys I am exhausted. HI DERE and company = awesome company for the State Fair.

Still watching post-Obama speech coverage. MSNBC had to cut Pat Buchanan off to go to commercial... Pitchfork Pat was gushing over the speak. Possibly one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. Speech was AMAZING... but Pat noticed?!

RR - lol, I'll think about that laundrymat idea...

I should note that Pat is operating under 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend' principles here.

You're undoubtedly right (he's no neocon, you can say that for him), but it was just so weird. I thought I was hallucinating from too much sun earlier today.

Also - Ned, I just saw your post on the Dem thread about thinking about the public transit system while watching Pat talk and went OOOOOOOOOH, I THOUGHT THE SAME THING! (yay, I'm finally Channeling Ned!)

must to leave for airport in <6 hours why am i still up?!

Ummmm... excited by the speech? The visual of all those people really got me. So did the picture I saw on my husband's iPod on the drive home; people standing in line for *six* miles to get in to the stadium tonight. Unbelievable.

I am going to get burned at the stake for this but I was uh how you say not so riveted? Maybe I can blame school.

Hahah, no need to apologize for that, T.

No worries; not everyone loves political speeches, punditry, and other nonsense. I love it way too much and actually fear it is some kind of disease. I'll probably watch a lot of the RNC next week even... as long as it doesn't make me super angry (ha, what are the odds, right).

Hope your first evening of school was better than expected, tza!

I'm about to make a second attempt at getting to sleep myself. Bah, insomnia!

Obama was indeed awesome last night. At the top of his game.

I was knitting his face for a tote bag while he spoke. Word.

i emailed my brother every ten minutes for two hours last night. the last email was "fuck fuck fuck" - basically saying how Obama had ruined his chances by giving a boring speech.

I talked to my brother this morning (actually about to hit the road to visit him!) and he said he had the same feelings, but...we both wanted the soaring rhetoric. What we got was policy. And it was the speech he had to give.

I look forward to the soaring rhetoric, because i'm a sucker for it.

I'm still madly in love with my potential President and his wife.