They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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this part really bugs me in the original alien:
http://www.doblu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alien841.jpg

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

why do they need so many lights? new alien movie did not answer that question.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Those lights showed that the ship was thinking. New movie better because it didn't waste all that time/lights thinking.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/HqqwO.png
ok ridley scott i fixed it for you. now remove those lights!

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah alien that piece of shit was such shit

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

I wish computers were covered in lights. It looks so much cooler.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

original alien: sigourney in mechanics garb
new alien: charlize in ugg boots

i guess i see the appeal of the original but i think i'd buy the blu-ray of the new one

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link

ugg life

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

Hate you guys

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:49 (eleven years ago) link

that skintight pants / ugg boots combo made the movie imo

the late great, Thursday, 30 August 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

more questions (i.e. why didn't they use this fifield instead of the shit one?)

iirc this design was rejected because they wanted it to still resemble fifield, so the crew would know it was him when he returned to the ship. agree it's a pretty badass monster, they coulda just given it a red fauxhawk or something.

http://latino-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1-prometheus-08-27-12.jpg

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like late-era Jason Vorhees.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

Space meth is a helluva drug

latebloomer, Friday, 31 August 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

weird the way his teeth became worn as he decayed, as though he were an aging ruminant

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Friday, 31 August 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JsPk1iXfvto

latebloomer, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

That's pretty cool.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

that was the biggest pile of fucking wank i've ever watched

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 15 September 2012 23:41 (eleven years ago) link

glorious pile of fucking wank

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

posts very much in noodle

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

noodles very much in character

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

is this on dvd yet

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

2 hour documentary about taking helmets on and off

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

xpost: thomp, October 11 dvd release

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

there's a little bit of me this morning that admires it for its plotlessness and intense vapidity but i am not sure this is what the crew had in mind

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

"it's a film about nothing!"

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

"oh good, they're driving back to those caves again"

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

there is a whole geometric space thing going on tbf, cars going left and right across the screen and helmets going up and down, some kind of theosophical treatise based on intersecting vertices

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:40 (eleven years ago) link

it was a nice touch to let that 10 year-old write the script tho, gave it an authentic fanboy vibe

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

that is in every scifi movie though

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

xp re motion

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

i am gonna be watching out for left-right up-down action in sf films in future

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

you could say the same about minority report or the matrix or star wars, it's all running back and forth

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

like in minority report he's pretty much acting out the life of those balls in the maze in the auto scenes

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not even gonna touch the internal stupidities cos i assume this was not meant to have any resemblance to real human beings and the ways in which they may or may not behave, the people were just a convenient hook to hang all the hot helmeting action on

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Love you guys

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

fifield hung someone on a literal hook iirc

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

this was crap

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

i stole idea from josh clovers matrix book but i mean early sci fi is all about *travel* in the same way horror is always about the body so it makes sense in a way. look at 2001.

not sure where stuff like i robot and ai fit in there though

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

i kept waiting for the story to start then it was over and our Joel was laughing at me as i sat there staring disbelievingly at the screen

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

Wanna see this again

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

nope!

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

http://cuteaquariumfish.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Deep-Sea-Fish-4.jpg

ledge, Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

I finally saw this on Friday. What a fucking stinker.

Also, I now see why Kate Dickie had so little dialogue in Red Road. She reminded me of that woman from Spatz and Mike & Angelo.

sktsh, Sunday, 16 September 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

a tower of hot piss

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Sunday, 16 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

ugg boots though

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

i wonder could this movie feasibly be re-edited not to be such complete shite, even if that required 5 mins of a blank screen with some sketchy voice-over narration round or about the time she goes all days of our lives with her wombhugger b/f or w/e

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 September 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link


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