mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

hi from the canterbury, where the higgs and i are concluding this stupid euro game

Hi Mark and lxy and remy!

Mark, where have you been?!

Italy for the past week. And (I know this is the lamest thing ever) I have been too intimimadated by the Mollify thread to keep up lately :(

But, yay for a new thread, where I can request all messages with gay abandon!

Also I am REALLY miffed about Italy losing this evening, but, oddly, not as miffed as I expected to be. Meh.

Italy! Whoa!

The sheer number of posts could be intimidating, but hopefully not ITR-ers. Cuz that would be crazy.

I'm entirely clueless about all sports, but sorry that Italy lost (uh... whatever it is that they lost). Sounds like you're not tooooo upset anyway?

hihi everybody hi! what's the haps? how's tricks?

HITR

sadly i am hapless

but not trickless, i bet.

Hi alll

Word up y'all

I have no recollection of posting last night but it seems I did. And some pretty tedious contributions I made at that.

hey wilter howdy-do?

I'm ok. although I'm stressing the fuck out about this job interview i'm having on Wed morning. Have not been to a job interview in over 4 years :/

how are u doin? how's Jergz?

you will be great, wilter!

yes you WILL be great!

i'm doing fine, thanks. working, listening to music, taking lots of breaks.

jergins isn't here so i don't know but i assume and hope he is just dandy.

hi tehrez. what's shakin?

woah my roommate made game hens over beer cans. it was delicious!!

how are you lxy?

guess you already answered that..

woah my roommate made game hens over beer cans.

what does this mean?

you put the cavity of the bird over a can of pbr and then cook it and it gets super moist and delicious!

fancy!!

http://www.greenwayplaza.com/admin/_FileUpload/Drunken-Chicken-Cooker.jpg
like this, but with smaller bird.

and ours were in the oven bc it rained and we couldn't grill.

it's just such a kind of disgusting image, isn't it?

maybe not to meat-eaters, but the idea of a can up that bird is, well....

i'm sure it was a delightful taste treat, though, and how nice of your roommate to cook fancy for you.

they looked like little sumo wrestlers.

yummy

Sumo wrestlers are yummy?

I DO eat meat but I kind of agree with lxy. Still, if it makes it soft and delicious (would it not be even more delicious with a tastier beer?) I'm cool with that.

Sumo wrestlers are pretty rad, but not sure about yummy.

Mark C is unwilling to find the answer to this burning question.

OMG saw transformers and the mist tonight - both A++++++++++++++++!!!!

Really? I want to see The Mist, but that story has always scared the hell out of me. Transformers was good?

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v250/194/12/644309690/n644309690_510935_5816.jpg

^^^actually our hens.

ok anyway. what's up guys? not so chatty today...

"Be Kind Rewind" is kind of a fantastic and wonderful movie

yes!

Nothing is up. I'm wasting my afternoon writing a review of some body butter that I don't like. Blah.

There's a movie called Be Kind Rewind? I sooooo have to get out more.

i am going kayaking in a bit!

at work. ngggghhhh.

i did my best to drink all of the alcohol last night, so if there is a shortage i am to blame. at one point i think FB fixed me a gin on the rocks. also forgot to eat, and set my alarm for PM instead of AM. ow.

Well, at least you got to work before you were supposed to close for the day.

oh no i got here on time, thanks to instinct brain trick, it just started a very confusing day off on the right wrong track

I would have just slept right through and not realized something was amiss. (Well, if the kids were not here to wake me up anyway).

GOOD WORK!

I feel like I am on the right wrong track, too, today (confusing!). But I think it is partly because A. literally hit snooze about 60 times this morning. (he has two alarm clocks and he has it fixed so they go off EVERY MINUTE. Apparently I normally sleep through this, but not this morning.)

Okay, so, my friend who talked me into taking belly dancing classes a few years ago has now half-convinced me to go to a hip hop dance class tomorrow night with her.

I am trying to figure out what bone is going to break first.

hitr, at this moment i am surrounded by crumpled almond roca wrappers, all thanks to dear lxy who i love very much.

estela! why are/were u hapless???

that was a mistake, truthfully i am a box of birds.

(:(:(: oh yay, estela! i'm so happy the package arrived! :):):)

also, how curious: i know someone whose online name is box of birds.

yeah wtf is that esta some kind of gay aussie expression?

boxes of birds end up being unleashed & pelted with shotgun shells. i think you are in denial.

i sent you an email of happy thankfulness lxy<3, i hope you get it, i don't quite trust my ilx email account.

my mother says a box of birds a lot, i have always liked it, most of her sayings are irish but some are from nz.

there are not too many guns around here, deez, most of our local birds die of old age.

i like to think the ones in the box in the saying are still in their prime.

speaking of boxes of birds, a friend and I stole a box of clay pigeons from a shooting range and then used them to throw on to peoples' roofs. it was the best of times, i was about 14 i think.

tsk.