mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Hurrah for Ms. M's new incarnation, and soup and sticks and such.

Wow, only my third day at work and disaster is striking. They had trouble with the printing software last night and have been unable to get the paper out (today is the first day of classes) and now the site for the online version is completely down. None of the student editors are around and I have no clue what to do about the latter.

Such urgency around me and all I have to do is read ILx and check in on Facebook.

lol wait susan is susan? who is nu shooz? I haven't checked in here in a while and a half

I have never gone by anything other than Sam/Misery until now. Besides I would most definitely be "New Shoes".

xpost that is what happens when you ABANDON YOUR ITR FRIENDS

so last night i got out all my new toys and stuff and made the very first mock-up of our forthcoming chapbook. i pretty much fucked it up, but i learned a lot for the next one.

Welcome back, Susan!

all my new toys

strong urge to post a strap-on dildo here but I resisted.

guys.i have to go to class tonight. ;_;

book-making is cool but doesn't really inspire SEXY TIME

I don't have class until next Thursday night, but I do have a vast amount of reading that I should be doing (but am not doing). Better/worse? Not sure. I like going to class because I get to hang out with my nursing school friends, though...

RR, book-making sounds fun. Not everything has to inspire SEXY TIME, you know!

yeah, i went to an event last night and though only 2 of my classmates were there, it was enough to make me want to bolt in the opposite direction. just need to keep repeating "1 more semester. 1 more semester." which is sort of a lie but it will work for now.

guys i want to meet new girls. what fora have not been exploited? are book groups retarded?

Depends on the book.

"Welcome, Remy! I want to talk about Twilight with you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. And do you like Ayn Rand?"

My new director told me I might have to come in at midnight on Monday. I can't think of the last time I saw the hour of midnight.

i am thinking of 'how to cut jerks loose and also how to meet girls who do not suck at life'

haha remy, i want to meet boys! my mom last night was talking about her coworker who was going on a date from match.com and i was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I tried internet datetron and it was more lame than you can imagine.
going to bars at odd hours = win

i was just about to advise the same thing. but I was at that bar at that odd hour = win

i signed up for match dot com and all i got for hits were sloe-eyed 'careerist' ladies who worked as, like, the manager of the three-employee rosetta stone cart in the mall, felt strongly about rescue dogs, and talked rosily about their wonderful years in college.

I think that description goes on the sad thread.

yeah see that is a big dnw.

I think that description goes on the sad thread.

The sad thread is too happy for that!

Something'll happen, Remy. Always does.

books are the way to go. in a roundabout way, that's how i met jordan.

I would have no idea how to meet new men, remy, so I'm at a loss - but why not try the book thing?

Also, maybe you have new friends who have friends you haven't met yet?

Have you tried walking around in public pantsless?

get you some World Of Warcraft and go to the Penny Arcade Expo

Have I mentioned that you should be careful which friends you ask to introduce you to new women? xp

Have you tried walking around in public pantsless?

Ah, so that's how you met your wife.

"What is THAT?"

"...hello, ladies."

^^^^ this came tantalizingly close to working for me freshman year of college

^^^ Just because it works for Dan, doesn't mean it would work for anyone else.

^^^^ not everyone has the temperment to work for the circus

Or the skills. You should have seen John's 1991 trapeze act.

"He's hanging on by one finger!"

"...finger?"

The post-accident surgery must have been very painful.

DRANK WITH ED, WAS AWESOME.

Ain't it, though.

A good evening, Mr FAX ME. And thanks for the lift home.

Ah drinking with Ilx0rs. It has been years since I've done this. One of these days I'll be able to afford to travel again. Or work will send me out and about.

I'm already hungry and I just ate breakfast a couple of hours ago. argh.

i have a headache. i really must learn that gin is not nice.

Oh I had to quit gin as it did nasty things to me. Shame as I loved gin and tonics.

I still love me a gin and tonic from time to time. Raggett family drink, that.

Better than my family drink, Icehouse tallboys.

lol. I don't know what the R family drink is. Probably margaritas. Usually that my mother has dyed some weird color.

Leaving to drop the kids off soon - so excited for State Fair, yay!

Ed - I hope I get to meet you this weekend somehow!

Ok I am taking the boy to a churrchuria (sp?) for his birthday dinner tomorrow night. My stomach, for one, cannot wait.

hey sara i found the perfect activity for your kids next summer. instead of paying for summer camp, let them hang at the laundromat! the lady who runs mine had her kids there and put them to work today! folding: it's good for character building.

in my desperation i have just applied for a job at a kids' store :(

also i think i have wisdom tooth ;_;

:-/ We must see to improving these situations!

oh man. nap time is the best time. i should do this every day.