low hanging fruit but it worked for mehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/phelps-drowns,29059/
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
wow holy shit sex house. I guess there are five eps up now? It gets kind of sickening, like I don't even know if I want to watch anymore.
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
oh, six eps, nm. Is that it or are they making more?
it's kind of amazing in a way that goes beyond Onion style at this point; it's more like a fringe festival play or something
― bert yansh (Hurting 2), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
I assume more Sex House eps are coming (there are teasers for the next one at the end of #6).
― Chick-on-Chick-fil-A (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
dark!
― Mordy, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:30 (eleven years ago) link
Here's the convenient playlist, btw: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL622682EF88B3C077
― Chick-on-Chick-fil-A (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:32 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if the series is sponsored by settlers of catan because the name isn't obscured like twister is.
― Philip Nunez, Saturday, 18 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link
it should be a real tv show, i can't really think of a faux-reality show in its vein that's so good; there's obviously like the office at a tangent from that concept but playing with the archetypes of contestants is so funny.
― very sexual album (schlump), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:07 (eleven years ago) link
burning love is pretty funny
― Mordy, Saturday, 18 August 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
I stand by my original post/thread title:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-misspokewhat-i-meant-to-say-is-i-am-dumb-as-dog,29256/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:26 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah both those were an impressive one-two punch.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
Love it when the Onion goes real, real dark
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
well played
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
the needy indie girl is killing me
― mellow, groovy, chilled out, cool (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
Guilty lols.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ugandan-powerball-jackpot-hits-31-grains-of-rice,29208/
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
reminds me of this
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
am I the only person who thinks the "what I really meant to say..." article wasn't funny at all?
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link
it is about as funny as those articles M4rc L0i wrote for The Spoof
― LeAnn Grimes (crüt), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/holy-shit-i-just-realized-people-want-to-kill-my-d,28891/^missed this earlier
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link
dark dark dark hilarityhttp://onion.com/NEz69k
― for reasons of sass (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
NEW EPISODE OF SEX HOUSE OH JESUS GOD OH GOD.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link
the frog special effects on this are so great
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 23 August 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
sexy game of settlers of catan!
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
jesus, this got darker than i would've guessed
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link
ahahaha, mannnn, this is really chugging along nicely. "Those days are just lost to me."
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link
"sex house" deserves its own thread, frank deserves an emmy
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
/!\~incoming sext~/!\ thread of sex house
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 August 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know if I can sit through the rest of it. My wife already bowed out.
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
Cloudy drink kills frog: the Onion's "Sex House"
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-full-week-without-deadly-mass-sh,29293/
― Three Word Username, Friday, 24 August 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link
uh...
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
UPDATE: Never Mind
― your native bacon (mh), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
Whenever a news item says "this sounds like something straight from The Onion", it rarely actually does.
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link
They are kicking arse with the dark satire recently, its amazing. The video one of the astronauts dying a "painful high pitched death" choking on helium was just... jesus christ.
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
Somehow I had never seen this:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/shaq-misses-entire-second-half-with-pulled-pork-sa,2895/
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
Ten episodes of the 60's Batman show
http://www.avclub.com/articles/10-episodes-that-find-the-60s-batman-at-its-campy%2C84592/
Philip Baker Hall on playing Seinfeld's "Bookman"
God bless the AV club.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
Bookman link: http://www.avclub.com/articles/philip-baker-hall-on-the-chicago-8-seinfeld-and-pa,84611/
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 September 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/911-truther-convinced-government-destroyed-past-11,29520
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-one-murdered-because-of-this-image,29553/
loooooool
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
LOOOOOOOOOOL
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
That is beautiful.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link
And yet ... Mohammed conspicuously absent from the fray.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
it's almost as if...that's the point of the fucking story
― balls, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol balls!
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link
Oh, I get it now.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 September 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha
― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Friday, 14 September 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
Theyre on fucking fire lately:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/googles-911-homepage-design-stirs-controversy,29524/
― frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Friday, 14 September 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
ganesh some
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 September 2012 03:48 (eleven years ago) link