yeah, that stuff was just nothing.
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
movie needed less of that, more plane terror and Catwoman bar negotiation hijinks
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
Harvey Dent is the heart and soul of the entire franchise. They should retroactively insert him into the first one, Lucas-style. They should also put him in most other movies.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
So has Cat Woman just been chilling in Gotham for years, or was she just passing through?
Nolan: you can't bury the truth, even with a batshovel!
Audience: what? who cares
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
You can bury a nuclear fusion device, but you can't bury the truth!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link
The entire "we built the city's peace on a house of cards" angle only works as window-dressing and is the tie from movie 2 to movie 3, but it's such a weak tie. Bane reading Gordon's letter did nothing to the plot whatsoever. The entire "politicians and policemen need to stay honest" part of the movie was ehhhh
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, August 15, 2012 10:06 AM Bookmark
Agreed that the letter-reading was totally irrelevant. I think the general issue of the suppressed truth WAS relevant, because it has to do with Batman figuring out whether the things he's done as Batman have made things better or worse, and whether "white lies" can be justified. The key scene in a way is Alfred telling him about Rachel's letter - - - ie., about Alfred's white lie for a greater good, and Batman totally can't take it. And as the audience we're pissed at him at that moment. So the movie's forcing you to acknowledge on some level that Bruce's policy isn't consistent, that his moral compass has gotten out of whack, and that while he started down this path with good intentions, he's sort of gotten everything muddied up along the way.
Somewhat less effective is the scene with JG-L confronting Gordon about the Dent lie, just because it comes out of nowhere and Gordon is so likable, and the story is set up where JG-L is ultimately supposed to change his mind and realize Gordon is right, which sort of undermines all that stuff I was just talking about. This is why I think the movie does have themes, but that they're inconsistently played to the point where it does become easy to fret about plot minutia.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link
JG-L is ultimately supposed to change his mind and realize Gordon is right
I didn't get this at all. His distaste for Gordon burying the truth and using Batman as a scapegoat becomes less important in the face of the events of the plot, but I don't think it's ever really dismissed. The John Blake character arc has a lot more to do with discovering that blindly following authority has its pitfalls as he keeps bumping against bureaucracy -- which Gordon was part of in name, but he was good at going off on his own -- and he ends up leaving the police after the GCPD fires on him and blows the bridge because they won't believe him and follow their orders.
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link
Bane reading Gordon's letter did nothing to the plot whatsoever.
It got the people of Gotham all revved up about going into the prison and letting out all the criminals who'd been incarcerated there, which kinda kicked off the whole Scarecrow-court reign-of-terror thing.
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
On second thought, he does end up telling the kids to get back on the bus and justifies it to the orphanage director by saying that he'd rather they have hope, even if they're going to die, so you're right that he does end up believing there's a use to white lies.
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
xxxpost Right, agreed, but then at the very end at the funeral he seems kind of won over to the idea that Batman is bigger as an "idea" than Bruce Wayne as a man, which seems like a related concept. Which is why he then bothers to go find the Batcave, right? I mean, I assume he's not there to dig all the stuff up and show the world the TRUTH, he's there to become a new Batman and engage in the same kind of "greater good" lies that work outside the normal channels of civil society. His ditching the police force and "normal" ways of getting things done is basically him choosing vigilantism.
xxpost I still don't get that the "people" of Gotham had anything to do with anything Bane did except as victims - - felt like he started the movie with an army of thugs and continued to have the same army.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
i keep thinking about that horrible statue scene now
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
There was an 8 year jump from the last movie so she could well have been chilling in gotham for years
― da croupier, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:41 (eleven years ago) link
I swear that statue was created from the same model as the Mountain Dew Batman in-store cooler thing
― your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
Kind of wish Bane had looked like this:
http://images1.variety.com/graphics/photos/_mugh/hardy_tom_2012.jpg
― Earth, Wind & Fire & Alabama (Eazy), Thursday, 16 August 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
no face though. just a beard.
― contenderizer, Thursday, 16 August 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link
they expect one beard in the wreckage, BROTHER
― Nhex, Thursday, 16 August 2012 04:47 (eleven years ago) link
the movie should have just been bruce wayne's wild adventure trying to get from a hole in the desert to his girlfriend in lockdown gotham with bum knees and no money, this wacky bearded fellow tripping him up all along the way. Then at the end, TWIST. The bearded fellow, he is BAAAANE.
― da croupier, Thursday, 16 August 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link
i totally had fun watching this! it's so escapist! nolan loves the surface of surfaces! and making that look all heavy and deep when it's so obviously not! it's great and all i wanted from a batman movie tbh
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, August 4, 2012 11:53 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah i had an embarrassing amount of fun watching this, don't know that i head-banged but i definitely fist-pumped at least once
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
so should I bother seeing this
― Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
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― Doctor Casino, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
but no
― adam, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link
shakey: not if you are going to be a whiny crank about it
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link
I liked the other two movies a lot fwiw
― Shameful Dead Half Choogle (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 August 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
in that case: yes
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
i dunno man this movie was pretty fuckin terrible
― adam, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
*shrugs*
― flopson, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
I liked the other 2 quite a bit, I was intermittently bored by this one. It definitely feels more slapped together, and altogether fairly nonsensical, which I wasn't expecting. Hathaway is pretty good.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:51 (eleven years ago) link
That's about as much as an endorsement as I can give.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 05:52 (eleven years ago) link
i thought it was about as good as the other two.
― frogbs, Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cracked.com/article_20012_if-dark-knight-rises-was-10-times-shorter-more-honest.html
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 26 August 2012 00:08 (eleven years ago) link
Ha!
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Sunday, 26 August 2012 06:25 (eleven years ago) link
Finally saw this. It was decent but very cheesy compared to the previous two. Caine was dreadfully unconvincing.
Hathaway's ass was like a young Marlon Brando.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 26 August 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link
Are you trying to make this look like a plane crash? Do you really expect people to believe this plane's wings broke off and then it flew for about 100 more miles before crashing?
Lol, had not thought about this.
― da croupier, Sunday, 26 August 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link
the phrase "10 times shorter" makes less sense than most of the plot holes they're pointing out
― ska bands a make her dance (some dude), Sunday, 26 August 2012 12:23 (eleven years ago) link
still, lol:
(Mickey Mouse voice)
OF COURSH!
― ska bands a make her dance (some dude), Sunday, 26 August 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link
So is it accurate to suggest that this movie just did not capture the zeitgeist at all? It feels like it exists, and made a lot of money, but didn't really enter the public consciousness the way the last did. Except, of course, related to the shooting, but I don't blame the shooting for this movie's failure as an "event."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
How far would a plane continue to fly if its wings fell off mid flight? Like based on its altitude, groundspeed, flight path, etc.?
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
I'm just asking the aerospace engineers in the audience, btw.
― Darren Robocopsky (Phil D.), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
Same way a man would devote his life to dressing up as a bat and fighting crime.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
i thought this was pretty awful in exactly the same ways 'inception' was, but worse because of what they made poor tom hardy wear.
― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdIxE9tqO0&feature=related
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 26 August 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepyTSzueno
― balls, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BepyTSzueno
athaway's ass was like a young Marlon Brando.
sweaty and a Polack?
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
simmering with barely controlled fury
― Number None, Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:30 (eleven years ago) link
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:15 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
that's kinda what happens with MOST sequels, ain't it -- makes a ton of money off name recognition, but rarely sticks in people's minds beyond a continuation of the adventures of the characters they already know from the previous movies
― ska bands a make her dance (some dude), Sunday, 26 August 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
I liked this. More than the other two. Sue me.
― Loo Reading (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 1 September 2012 08:23 (eleven years ago) link
*files lawsuit*
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 September 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
*demotes the Capitaine to corporal*
― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Saturday, 1 September 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link