Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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I don't suppose we need to see any of it. A plausible explanation beyond it just being revealed when convenient would have been nice. Demanding plausibility in a movie like this is probably beside the point, though. Nearly nothing that happened made sense.

contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i wish the film had resonated for me on the grand, mythic/thematic level you're talking about. didn't.

contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

ya i still can't figure out what the 'themes' of this movie are supposed to be... they're almost as confused as prometheus'

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

i mostly just liked the mood of the movie, was surprised by how much i felt the overwhelming dread just by virtue of the attack on gotham/wayne's fortune being more comprehensive than i expected so that it seemed impossible at some points for the good guys to win in the end

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:42 (eleven years ago) link

Which is well set up by the chase scene that leads up to the cops having Batman completely surrounded - - thought that was genuinely exciting and supported the story well, really supported Alfred's argument that Batman is biting off more than he can chew is going to fuck up horribly. Of course he made it out but it didn't feel like a daring, dashing escape against all odds, it felt more like a "fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK, i can't believe i got out of that one, what the fuck was i thinking" kind of moment.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

s1ocki otm, it's third movie syndrome for this one where they're like "welp, time to wrap up our loose ends and make this a trilogy"

btw did I mention I still liked this film, found some parts really cool, and some parts emotionally resonant

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

i thought they did a decent job of tying together pretty much every non-Joker plot/character from the first two movies, it was just doing that PLUS introducing multiple new antagonists PLUS "themes" that made the whole thing buckle

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

still find it so unbecoming that the joker wasn't even mentioned ONCE i mean come on

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

i kind of liked that -- gave the impression that the public never really had much of an idea of who he was and that those who did were just glad he disappeared.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

fit with the inconsistent backstory "nothing in his pockets but knives and lint" lack of context from which he appeared

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

how could the public never have an idea who he was? he did like videoconferencing on TV

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

were batman and commish gordon unaware of his existence too? jesus, the amount of time this movie spent dwelling on that stupid harvey dent shit

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

R.I.P. some district attorney who pretended to be batman for a day

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

and he didn't disappear, he was captured alive!

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

how could the public never have an idea who he was? he did like videoconferencing on TV

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, August 13, 2012 9:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

tbh i forgot about Joker's televised threats. but i don't really know what people would say about the Joker in this movie that wouldn't be awkward "this guy's almost as crazy as the Joker!" type shit.

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

Well, setting aside the people of Gotham, there are at least a couple of ways that the Joker would seem really relevant to conversations the major characters were having, about Batman's impact on the city, its capacity for good vs. the League's conviction that it's beyond saving, etc.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

Which is well set up by the chase scene that leads up to the cops having Batman completely surrounded - - thought that was genuinely exciting and supported the story well

yeah, that was the only action scene in the film that i really enjoyed in the way that i expect to enjoy superhero films: tense, thrilling and more than a little ridiculous.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really know what people would say about the Joker in this movie that wouldn't be awkward "this guy's almost as crazy as the Joker!" type shit.

this.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link

joker was a lone nut who stuck his nose in the mob drama consuming gotham, once he was caught, the ending of the mob shit was definitely the bigger story. Part of my lack of enthusiasm with the film was that it was definitely more of a sequel to Batman Begins than the Dark Knight but shoehorning references to the dark knight that have nothing to do with the subject of the film would not have improved it.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

Now if they had made the film I wanted them to, with Batman having to endure a rogues gallery of mob bosses with bizarre aesthetic tastes, THEN they should have been like "hey remember the joker"

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

im gonna guess all jokermention was omitted out of respect to ledger or something

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

this movie definitely has so many references to someone named Harvey who wasn't there that i half-expected Jimmy Stewart to show up

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

well the plot had nothing to do with joker anyway, but yeah, since we all know the real reason there's no joker action why bother with any gratuitous joker mention.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

no mention at all is definitely preferable to covering their asses with a "the Joker died on the way to his home planet" aside

Pollopolicía (some dude), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link

feels appropriate to the nolan batman vibe that after being caught the joker has been sitting in jail for the better part of a decade and didn't just dance out for more adventures immediately like in the comics.

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

i think nolan said in an interview that the joker was executed for hsi crimes

WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i'm glad he left that out of the movie

da croupier, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:30 (eleven years ago) link

no mention at all is definitely preferable to covering their asses with a "the Joker died on the way to his home planet" aside

― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, August 13, 2012 9:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I want this, with the Poochie animation

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link

can we talk a bit about how mesmerizing Cillian Murphy still is in 2012

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

just thinking about those eyes

"Pffft" --buddha (silby), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

well the plot had nothing to do with joker anyway, but yeah, since we all know the real reason there's no joker action why bother with any gratuitous joker mention.

― da croupier, Tuesday, August 14, 2012 2:43 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Because they mention Dent so much and take such pains to make this a resolution to the "trilogy."

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

Dent pretty central to the story and the themes though

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

also wtf at Nolan saying the Joker was executed. Do u even like Batman dude

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:06 (eleven years ago) link

the thing I liked most about the nolan Batmans is that they didn't just murder the villains in the end, but Nolan is just like eh nevermind they get executed later

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

did Nolan actually say that though?

Number None, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

I just take whatever Hungry4Ass says as gospel

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

I do like the idea in Batman, or maybe just the comics, that Arkham is pretty much like a bullpen, and every once in a while there's a call up and a criminal escapes and wrecks havoc on Gotham.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

Dent pretty central to the story and the themes though

― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, August 14, 2012 9:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHAT STORY AND WHAT THEMES

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link

the dent stuff and the way it relates is just soooo stupid...

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 04:34 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NTWaP.jpg?1

Fiendish Doctor Wu (kingfish), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 06:49 (eleven years ago) link

whether you think the Dent relation is stupid or not doesn't really matter. It's there because it relates (infinite detention, etc) to the story.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 07:01 (eleven years ago) link

it matters to me because i had to sit through 3 hours of it

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

The entire "we built the city's peace on a house of cards" angle only works as window-dressing and is the tie from movie 2 to movie 3, but it's such a weak tie. Bane reading Gordon's letter did nothing to the plot whatsoever. The entire "politicians and policemen need to stay honest" part of the movie was ehhhh

your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, that stuff was just nothing.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

movie needed less of that, more plane terror and Catwoman bar negotiation hijinks

your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

Harvey Dent is the heart and soul of the entire franchise. They should retroactively insert him into the first one, Lucas-style. They should also put him in most other movies.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

So has Cat Woman just been chilling in Gotham for years, or was she just passing through?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Nolan: you can't bury the truth, even with a batshovel!

Audience: what? who cares

your native bacon (mh), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

You can bury a nuclear fusion device, but you can't bury the truth!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 14:11 (eleven years ago) link


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