Running back Shaun Alexander #37 of the Seattle Seahawks applauds while watching from the sidelines

the bears need him more than ever

lol #37 is dating joey fatone

link pls

was that the running man?

this dude is fucking COOKED. fantasy ebola this motherfucker is.

joey fatone has the nicest house ever.

saw it on cribs i should mention. worth dating him for i would think.

why do i think that shaun is "versatile"

maurice morris was blowing his ass off the field tomorrow.

er yesterday. dude should retire and catch on w/ espn or something. he's 100 times more well-spoken than fucking emmit smith or something.

When Max Strong retired, he was doing the homosexual applause! I saw it!

shaun alexander and twink friend

http://bama.ua.edu/~bamafca/images/shaun2.jpg

Seahawks to release Alexander

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/football/360091_shaun23.html

Should he just go ahead and buy a ticket to Miami right now, or should he actually wait for Parcells to call him?

why the fuck would parcells want him?

yeah miami already has one fragile past his prime kind of flaming rb to worry about

Eric Allen and Mark Schlereth were really ripping into Alexander on Sportscenter tonight.

Dude is going to write the most scathing tell-all in NFL history.
In the meantime, why SHOULDN'T Parcells want him? He's a risk, but they can likely get him cheap.

in any case WHERE IS THE GIF?!!?!?!?

In the meantime, why SHOULDN'T Parcells want him? He's a risk, but they can likely get him cheap.

-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 17:18 (3 hours ago) Link

uhh, cuz he's fuckin garbage? you can't even call him a risk, because that implies the potential for reward! there's absolutely no upside/potential with this guy, he's just a completely used up running back. he should retire now~

also can you not fucking read or somethin:

Seriously WHERE IS THE GIF?

-- forksclovetofu, Thursday, August 23, 2007 1:59 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

i deleted the game a longass time ago. i tried taking some screenshots but they were all shitty and blurry.

-- cankles, Thursday, August 23, 2007 4:19 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

you've only had a year to marinate on this!!

can you not fucking figger that you are not the only place from whence said gif can emerge? marinate on dat for a minute

I wouldn't put Alexander in as a starting running back, but as a change-of-pace back I think he has the potential to be rewarding. You seriously don't think he's gonna score a few touchdowns this year?

if you want to change the pace to glacial i guess you've got a point 4ks

lots of rbs score "a few touchdowns" in a year

hee hee

er yesterday. dude should retire and catch on w/ espn or something. he's 100 times more well-spoken than fucking emmit smith or something.

-- J0rdan S., Monday, October 22, 2007 12:24 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

i'd like to point out that i was otm in this thread

Is Emmit coming back to ESPN? you have to admit he's so bad it's entertaining.

Have fun flying solo, Bill!

alexander is toast

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/12/guess-which-player-is-brian-russell.html

lol

lol yeah. fieldgulls has been documenting his awfulness all season long.

here's the OG screens i took of SA, btw:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2qm3gb8.png
http://i35.tinypic.com/awet6e.png
http://i33.tinypic.com/20033bb.png

That does my heart good just to see those.
The day a pro-bowl NFL player comes out while they're still playing at their peak is gonna be some king shit joyousness for me.

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//LESCANTCLAP.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7tq0Ri7ucY

pfft hes obv never been involved with a dvda (double vaginal double anal) or hed b smooshin ery night

unholychunk 3 months ago

possibly my new favorite youtube comment ever

http://games.mattsarrel.com/images/maddenparty06/ShaunAlexander2.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsvSSctEJxM
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/seahawks/shaun-alexander-has-spent-past-five-years-focusing-on-home/