It might sound like "gifted us," but it's actually an arcane and clever pronunciation of "gave it to us."
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
gave it to us geff itta us gefftta us giftad us gifted us
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Also I do not allow for poetic license or rhyme scheme cheating in the legal fine print on a brochure
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
let's table this discussion and take it off-line.
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
when/why did this stuff start? i mean, i can't imagine businessmen in the 19th century talked like this.
― J.D., Friday, 18 January 2008 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link
let us acquisitione that spende
― max, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
actually I think Disraeli has several industrialist characters in his novels that talk like the 19th-century version of this
'It's a booked place though,' said the stranger, 'and no mistake. We have all of us a very great respect for Manchester, of course; look upon her as a sort of mother, and all that sort of thing. But she is behind the times, sir, and that won't do in this age. The long and short of it is, Manchester is gone by.''I thought her only fault might be she was too much in advance of the rest of the country,' said Coningsby, innocently.'If you want to see life,' said the stranger, 'go to Staleybridge or Bolton. There's high pressure.''But the population of Manchester is increasing,' said Coningsby.'Why, yes; not a doubt. You see we have all of us a great respect for the town. It is a sort of metropolis of this district, and there is a good deal of capital in the place. And it has some firstrate institutions. There's the Manchester Bank. That's a noble institution, full of commercial enterprise; understands the age, sir; high-pressure to the backbone. I came up to town to see the manager to-day. I am building a new mill now myself at Staleybridge, and mean to open it by January, and when I do, I'll give you leave to pay another visit to Mr. Birley's weaving- room, with my compliments.'
'I thought her only fault might be she was too much in advance of the rest of the country,' said Coningsby, innocently.
'If you want to see life,' said the stranger, 'go to Staleybridge or Bolton. There's high pressure.'
'But the population of Manchester is increasing,' said Coningsby.
'Why, yes; not a doubt. You see we have all of us a great respect for the town. It is a sort of metropolis of this district, and there is a good deal of capital in the place. And it has some firstrate institutions. There's the Manchester Bank. That's a noble institution, full of commercial enterprise; understands the age, sir; high-pressure to the backbone. I came up to town to see the manager to-day. I am building a new mill now myself at Staleybridge, and mean to open it by January, and when I do, I'll give you leave to pay another visit to Mr. Birley's weaving- room, with my compliments.'
― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link
and is it wrong of me to also think of the the efforts that go into the decoding of dealer-speak by the cops in The Wire?
― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
watch me superman dat hoe
^^^ is no noun sacred??
― gbx, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
nsfw, obv
like, any trade is full of coded chatter and jargon; is managerial/MBA-jargon really so different from the way colleagues in various other professions talk to one another? Isn't the problem rooted in the fact that managers have to communicate with other workers outside of their typical sphere more often, so us non-managers have to listen to what sounds like insane babble?
― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
that is if you separate management/public affairs/general counsel ass-covering neutralized bullshit speak from the conversation. that type of "business-speak" is a whole beast unto itself and has been covered in depth elsewhere
― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I was trying to get at this above -- I actually like word-repurposing when it's interesting or convenient or fun, but a lot of managerial stuff gets to the point where it's making up words to fill in for words that already exist (e.g., the bit about "orientate" upthread). Using "spend" as a noun that means "spending" is just weird.
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm trying to think of verbs and nouns that get repurposed or abused in my area of work in a similar fashion
― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 January 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
"Coming down the pike" is bad enough, but when they say "Coming down the pipe" I want to mini-gun the conference room.
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link
toe the line tow the line tuff row to hoe
― sexyDancer, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Or when they repeat words like "incent" because they don't want to use the actual word "incite" because it has negative connotations - it would be interesting if they made it up, but they didn't and they just sound like idiots for repeating a word that doesn't exist.
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
drop the lime
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link
"Deliverables"?
― Spencer Chow, Friday, 18 January 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't think there's a general rule about the goodness or badness of business speak, I have to say. During a big upheaval at the care facility where I worked until '03, we had a lot of meetings where we talked about the "culture" of the organization. I was pretty put off by this at first, but I came to see it as useful shorthand for "the various habits the whole team develops in going about their work, and the assumptions that like behind them, and the prevailing mood that those assumptions and habits help to build."
I am now defending some of the stuff that used to make my daily life completely insufferable, but what the hell.
― J0hn D., Saturday, 19 January 2008 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link
when did "in silo" become a thing? can fuck right off again imo.
― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:37 (fourteen years ago) link
'in silo' comes from some sort of company structure diagram, right?
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link
that would indeed be the context in which it appeared. repeatedly.
― what kind of present your naked body (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Had not heard before, was investigating, looked at this wiki page (which may help explain - it looks like it comes from that world of ISO-numbered management structures) and read that 'systems thinking promotes a foaminess of collaboration'.
― woof, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link
that'll get rolled out in the next sprint
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i love the word "monetize"
― max, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link
something so creepy and sinister about it
"in silo" sounds like an awesome horror movie I haven't seen yet
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link
"in silo" was the finnish release name for 'Witness' iirc.
― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Where's nabisco been lately, anyway?
― Sex Sexual (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
people like you find it easy,naked to seewalking on air
don't walk awayin silodon't walk away
― falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
transmission me that asap
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Nabisco was so OTM on this thread, even using ("utilizing") the very orientate/conversate analogy I always rely upon myself. Dunno what people have against the word "orient" - maybe it's considered non-PC in some convoluted way.
xpost - First place I ever encountered the word "monetize" was on ILM, courtesy of a poster then calling himself "Monetizing Eyeballs". "Monetize" suggested some portmanteau of "vandalize" and "Monet" - blurring up a completed painting after the fashion of an Impressionist, and "Eyeballs" reinforced the visual aspect, so I got a fully unique (and completely wrong) interpretation of what the name meant. Wasn't until some months afterward that I began to encounter the word "monetize" in its usual context.
― Ceci n'est pas une display name (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I've certainly heard of "silo structure" or "silo mentality" in a workplace - the idea that every deparment is a world unto itself and wont cross-communicate with the rest of the company, to its supposed detriment. These days its all about generalisation instead of specialisation, grumble.
― ABBAcab (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
Was listening today to an interview with the two guys who run the agency that created the new Old Spice ads. When asked how they work on ideas, one of them replied, "Well, we concept everything together . . ." That one just drives me insane. We already HAVE a perfectly good word for what you're doing: conceive. Most disgusting savages, etc.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
TS: Business-vapo-speak VS Masters-Degree-in-Educationese
― Aimless, Thursday, 25 February 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago) link
just heard the phrase "drink from the hose"
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
'conceive' is too sexy for orfice use
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link
I would like to issue a prohibition against the use of the word "churn", when not within a butter-related context, and "champion" as a verb, when not related to "danny the, of the world".
― niminy-piminy cricket (Upt0eleven), Friday, 12 March 2010 09:58 (fourteen years ago) link
This office, yesterday:
me: Do you want bullet points or numbers in this list?
editor: Numbers. It's part of the customer journey.
― woof, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link
How do y'all feel about the tribune company CEO and his memo? The overwhelming reaction seems to be that he is "micromanaging", but I certainly appreciate his intent.
http://chicagoist.com/2010/03/10/the_119_words_you_cant_say_on_wgn.php
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link
you know what business word my department uses a lot that i love? "flapping". as in "this problem has been flapping since 07:05 this morning" - it's perfect
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 March 2010 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link
flapping is like anti-business speak! pretty great imo.
― niminy-piminy cricket (Upt0eleven), Friday, 12 March 2010 10:32 (fourteen years ago) link
this is rife in sports commentary nowadays. "the take away from this, going forward, for the canucks has to be getting value-addeds from luongo and allowing the sedins to leverage blah blah blah."
― dylannn, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:04 (fourteen years ago) link
flapping is awesome!
― but actually it is impossible to have a penis on the body of a mermaid (dyao), Friday, 12 March 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like it has some kind of nautical origin
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Getting into a flap = Britishes old-lady speak for feeling slightly exercised about an event or topic. Flap also appears to be Anglo-Saxon for 'contrétemps'.
― ned ragú (suzy), Friday, 12 March 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link
From an email today asking us not to put food in the recycling bin:-
"The consequence of incorrect usage of bins has been an upsurge in fruit flies."
― tomofthenest, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link
New Fall lyrics sounding good, MES on strong form.
― woof, Friday, 12 March 2010 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link
suzy it's not used in that at my work - there's no implied bad feelings - it's more of a physical thing i.e. this problem should have been TIED DOWN but now it's flapping and causing problems
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 March 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link
what is a corporate workstream and how do i align to it
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
Do what you are told and don't cause problems.
― dustups delivered to your door (Aimless), Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
speed
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
don't drown
― j., Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link
h8 'workflow'
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
i wish work was a flow
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
'solutioning'!!!!#
'here's how we're going to solution it'
argh
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Thursday, 14 August 2014 19:30 (nine years ago) link
i never saw eye-to-eye with my old manager, a nice South African lady who nevertheless used to ask me (w/r/t sales strategy) if I was 'building a pipeline'. I literally had no clue what she was talking about, having never encountered this expression and especially with an accent that sounded like she was saying 'bi-plane' :-/
― 3kDk (dog latin), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:40 (nine years ago) link
wow sterl that is a prize specimen
― j., Friday, 15 August 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link
Building a pipeline = meh. otoh, building a biplane = A+! Then you can fly it instead of attending meetings.
― Aimless, Friday, 15 August 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
i've got one more thing i want to cover off
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link
i am tired of hearing "triage"
― marcos, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
Just saw the verb "to feedback", as in
"I'd like to feedback on the excellent level of service..."
― bert streb, Friday, 3 October 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link
In January 2014 the Government published its response to the Transforming Youth Custody consultation outlining its plans to introduce Secure Colleges, a new form of youth detention accommodation with innovative education provision at its core which will equip young offenders with the skills, qualifications and self-discipline they need to turn away from crime.The consultation response confirmed that a purpose-built Secure College Pathfinder would be opened in the East Midlands in 2017. If the Pathfinder proves successful it will inform our vision for the future of the youth custodial estate in England and Wales.
The consultation response confirmed that a purpose-built Secure College Pathfinder would be opened in the East Midlands in 2017. If the Pathfinder proves successful it will inform our vision for the future of the youth custodial estate in England and Wales.
― sktsh, Thursday, 16 October 2014 10:58 (nine years ago) link