I AM LUUKING FOR MY KOZZEN LARRY!

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The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:44 (9 years ago) Permalink

He WAS in "My Favorite Year" with Peter O'Toole! A winner is me!

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Read upthread, my friend. xpost

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 15:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Well ok thanks for making me think, AGAIN, of the episode where Balki becomes a famous rapper. "Fresh Young Balki B" your song is in my head again. FUCK YOU.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:53 (9 years ago) Permalink

oh jesus i could not even have dreamt that such an episode exists. please tell me you're not joking.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:55 (9 years ago) Permalink

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

mark linn baker is in something that is coming out soon. I just saw him in a trailer. I can't remember what it is though.

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

I am not joking.

http://epguides.com/PerfectStrangers/guide.shtml

Ep. 114.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

WTF THIS SHOW WAS ON FOR EIGHT YEARS???????

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Later on, Larry falls down the stairs at the Chronicle and gets amnesia

God I miss this show

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

omg

and in hopes of going into labor, Larry and Balki take Jennifer up in the balloon.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

WTF THIS SHOW WAS ON FOR EIGHT YEARS???????

I'm still amazed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

i'm more amazed that someone took the time to put an episode guide up.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:30 (9 years ago) Permalink

Still boggling over here. EIGHT YEARS.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:33 (9 years ago) Permalink

Standing tall, on the wings of my dreams
the rise and fall, of the wings of my dreams
My life, my dreams, nothing's gonna stop me now
whoah whoah whoah

Why can I still remember this shit 10 years later?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:37 (9 years ago) Permalink

Larry wants to put some sparks back in his marriage, and after he fails with Balki's secret treasures, he goes shopping with Balki and accidentally gets locked in the store after hours with a mad dog on the loose.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

Balki's secret treasures

SO GODDAMN WRONG.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

I so knew this was a donut yotch thruuud.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

Larry decides to grow it big to make money off it unaware that growing it big has wacky side effects

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

OH NOES

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

MAGE IT BEEGER, LARRY, MAKE IT BEEGER!

slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

After reading every single episode summary I'm convinced Larry was a very greedy man.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:22 (9 years ago) Permalink

..or very insecure, in the latter case.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Or closeted or...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:26 (9 years ago) Permalink

Larry lets him go when he sees what a great shot Balki is but it turns into a disaster when Balki will only let them kill one kind of ducks - pterodactyls.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

I mean, no, YOU DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

"closeted"

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

The quartet are traped in a cabin burried alive by an avalanch and they try to dig a tunnel to the outside world.

That seems a little...edgy.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:46 (9 years ago) Permalink

Only if they die at the end.

slightly more subdued (kenan), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:49 (9 years ago) Permalink

When a famous psychic visits the Chronicle, She goes into a trance and predicts that a bog storm will come and Larry will die at midnight after sitting on a sheep and eating a golden ring.

Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

4 months pass...
LARRY!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:00 (9 years ago) Permalink

Larry's softball team has a chance of winning the championship but the star player wes sent to prison. So He promises to let Balki play until a star ringer shows up.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

The only picture I found of Balki on the back of the horse-drawn cart next to the AMERICA OR BUST sign is huge.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

BUST PLZ

Dan (BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

Those show descriptions make me hurt.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

Larry and Balki invite Jennifer and Mary Anne over for dinner but cannot agree on what to serve which cases a rift between them and eventually a rift between Jennifer and Mary Anne.

How is that an episode of an entire show???

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lydia has been offered the opportunity of having her on TV advice show but she has one problem, she's afraid of cameras. But Larry tries to force her to do the show because of a mistake he made in high school when he turned down an opportunity.

Creepy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:07 (9 years ago) Permalink


KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:07 (9 years ago) Permalink

Sometimes the world looks perfect,
Nothing to rearrange.
Sometimes you get a feeling
Like you need some kind of change.
No matter what the odds are this time,
Nothing's going to stand in my way.
This flame in my heart,
And a long lost friend
Gives every dark street a light at the end.

Standing tall, on the wings of my dream.
Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.

The rain and thunder
The wind and haze
I'm bound for better days.
It's my life and my dream,
Nothing's going to stop me now.

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

Balki's cousin Bartok come to visit from Mypos via Los Angeles for the last six months. Bartok looks just like Balki except after being in LA, he lost his accent and got a cool attitude, and he has a money-making scheme and tries to take Balki's money.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

He tries to force someone else to do a tv show because of a mistake he made in high school? I don't get it.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

Balki buys one share of stock in a cereal company and discovers that there isn't enough raisins in a box that they advertise. Knowing that the company is cheating the public, he decides to go to head office to complain and Larry goes with him.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

A friend of mine was working as a receptionist for a talent agency for a while and said that Pinchot would stare at her breasts & hit on her any time he came in.

miccio (miccio), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:10 (9 years ago) Permalink

Hahahahahahaha I was having a conversation last night about how 80s sitcoms were really fucking stupid... and then this thread gets revived!

Dan (Prescient!) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

When Larry and Balki get cable TV, Balki becomes glued to the TV and won't stop watching it to the point where he forgets about his job, sleep, and never goes out anymore. So Larry must make an important decision of getting rid of the cable.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

After Balki serves Larry, Jennifer, and Mary Anne some "bibi-bobkas" (Mypoian cream puffs), Larry suggests selling them but baking them cannot be rushed.

Seriously this is the best show that ever existed. It's like Seinfeld with foreigners and big tittied blondes.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:12 (9 years ago) Permalink

KSTFUNS (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 November 2005 16:13 (9 years ago) Permalink

beaten by an hour actually

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

I didn't cotton on to catching stars til about halfway through, I was too busy singing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:46 (2 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...

We've had a few Wikipedia links above but anyway, a further celebration:

http://decanting-cerebral.tumblr.com/post/44323013452/16-ways-of-looking-at-perfect-strangers-via-wikipedia

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 March 2013 23:27 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

Oh Balki

Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 March 2013 17:07 (1 year ago) Permalink

10 months pass...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:21 (9 months ago) Permalink

Who they?

Tuomas, Friday, 21 February 2014 13:55 (9 months ago) Permalink

tuomas if there was an embed for getting a thread to slap someone in the face i would paste it in below even if it inadvertently slapped everyone else who loaded this thread in the face because then it would also slap you in the face for asking such a fundamentally dense question about the very thread in which you were asking it, my gawd

j., Friday, 21 February 2014 15:01 (9 months ago) Permalink

why would tuomas even click on this thread?

*plop* son (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:36 (9 months ago) Permalink

^zen koan

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 21 February 2014 16:37 (9 months ago) Permalink

Because it had a weird title and I was trying to understand what it was about. I read the first 10 posts or so, but I still didn't get it. Who is cousin Larry?

Tuomas, Friday, 21 February 2014 16:39 (9 months ago) Permalink

Hey Tuomas, I don't know if you use Chrome, but if you do you can right-click on any pic in the world and click "Search google for this image", which will usually tell you what you're looking at.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 21 February 2014 17:13 (9 months ago) Permalink

or you could just type "Cousin Larry" into Google

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 17:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

i gotta say those two have aged pretty well, it's been like 25 years

Nhex, Friday, 21 February 2014 18:50 (9 months ago) Permalink

mark linn baker looks like Larry David

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 21 February 2014 18:50 (9 months ago) Permalink


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