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i am just here to say: girls are stupid. i am going to join a celibate monastery.

aww remy :(

in my experience, it's not girls - rather, it's ppl in general who are stupid.

RR is right, of course.

But girls can be superdumb as a group.

Then again, SO CAN BOYZ

Sorry, Remy. :-/

its actually a fact that girls are dumb ~RELATIVE TO MALES~

compared to pretty much everythign else they are very, very smart

hey nonny nonny

xp I believe we may have to politely disagree on this one.

i went to the laundromat on my own today. it was quite an adventure.

the orlando laundromat i used to go to was overrun with babies drinking giant sodas.

Ugh. So wrong.

Ned - it isn't, but now I am telling everyone it's a reference to MST3K!

confession: i do not know what MST3K is.

It's Mystery Science Theater 3000. Does that help? You can wiki that. And for some reason I feel old right now! Oh and sorry I lamed out Sat. night. I was super-exhausted. I hear I missed all sorts of fun. So excited about your new job.

ohhhhhh i have seen that. lol for months i have been all ??? about that.

sorry you were sleepy sat - we missed you!
i am really excited, too :)

Wow, for a second I was worried that you had never experienced any MST3K, tza. You SCARED me!

very funny. seeing things in acronym form only can definitely cause confusion.

i always thought it was some lack of vowels/3 replaces E thing... durrrrr.

which gets to our IPA obsession. to be discussed later...

just now realized IPA refers to something geeky AND beer. big plus.

^_~

I heart acronyms. But I'm all for causing a little confusion.

i am kind of annoyed that it's 11pm news time so there's no hillary speech analysis :(

I'm listening to MSNBC. Kind of loved her line about the Twin Cities, lol

I suppose if you have no cable, that would be problematic. Can you stream cable television pundits online somehow?

cheesiest joke ever!

uh,i dunno. hmmm. maybe there will be talk on pbs or in the 11:30 abc show?

I like cheesy jokes as well as confusion, apparently.

Are you really worried that you're missing something by not hearing the pundits? They're kind of full of hot air. MSNBC has Andrea Mitchell on right now; she's not my favorite. I kind of prefer Pat Buchanan because I know the nutty point of view he's coming from and he never holds back.

i was really excited bc nbc had michele norris earlier and i <3 her.

I don't even know who that is! (How did that happen?)

I'm really grateful that I haven't seen any sign of Peggy Noonan on television during this election cycle. That woman's whole being screams MOONBAT to me.

she is a radio lady. from npr's all things considered. she says her name 'mee-shell' (lol kitties! where is our ipa?!)

Thanks for the 411, tza. I would like to give up school and listen to NPR for the next several years come to think of it.

where is our ipa damnit!? international pale alphabet? india phonetic ale? ugh this is a sign that i must go to sleep but want to hear about your new job...talk tomorrow!

i am upset at npr bc they canceled my favorite show. grr.

Bryant Park Project? That does suck.

yes. i even teared up at their last episode (mostly bc they were tearing up). that show and its 2-hour podcast helped my stupid commutes so much last year. rip.

that's sad. i listen to almost all npr stuff via podcast too. makes my walks to/from work most enjoyable.

I would like a whole iPod for podcasts alone. Two-hour round trip commute to school can be loooooong.

my ipod died when they announced the bpp was being canceled. i think it was a protest. need to get a new one now.

Oh, that is sad. I keep expecting mine to drop dead... it's not like I haven't dropped it multiple times...

i have dropped one in the toilet, and the other i have given a good washing/drying on the cotton setting.

remy, that is an impressive track record. Ouch.

Oddly enough I had an IPA for dinner tonight. (No borscht, sadly, as I was very frazzled coming back from work with an aching hip, so I just reheated some pasta and a bit of bread, which did the trick.)

Morning. I had a fancy restaurant meal last night which involved beetroot and I'm ashamed to say I left some of it. I also left a hunk of slow cooked veal belly. I was full! It was good though. And drinking £10-a-glass vino nobile di Montepulciano. Nom.

Good morning.

I had chicken tacos/fajitas and guac last night which were fine but fairly routine on our menu so a little boring. For breakfast now, popcorn.

My new job is proving to be quite a shift for me going from working with professionals to working with college students. They are so sloppy and willful!

Oh also this is the no longer miserable Sam/Ms. M. now going by my government name.

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Verse 1

ooh ooh
When you love someone so deeply
They become your life
It's easy to succumb to overwhelming fears inside
Blindly I imagined I could
Keep you under glass
Now I understand to hold you
I must open up my hands and watch you rise

Chorus

Spread you wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be, so spread your wings and fly
Butterfly

Verse 2

I have learned that beauty
Has to flourish in the light
Wild horses run unbridled
Or their spirit dies
You have given me the courage
To be all that I can
And I truly feel your heart will
Lead you back to me when you're
Ready to land

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me, we truly were meant to be
So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly)
Butterfly (butterfly)

Bridge

I can't pretend these tears
Aren't overflowing steadily
I can't prevent this hurt from
Almost overtaking me
But I will stand and say goodbye (stand and say goodbye)
For you'll never be mine
Until you know the way it feels to fly

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly (Oooh)
Fly abandonedly into the sun (fly to the sun)
If you should return to me (I will know you're mine)
We truly were meant to be (spread your wings and fly)
So spread your wings and fly
Butterfly (my butterfly)

Chorus

Spread your wings and prepare to fly
For you have become a butterfly
Fly abandonedly into the sun
If you should return to me
We truly were meant to be (you and I)
So spread your wings and fly (spread your wings and fly)
Butterfly
So flutter through the sky
Butterfly
Fly
Spread your wings and fly
Butterfly.

I AM ON PATROL TODAY.
PUNKS JUMP UP TO GET BEAT DOWN

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word

I ate soup last night for dinner. Which was good!

I am looking forward to eating things on a stick tomorrow. CANNOT WAIT

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Neither can I!!!!

Hurrah for Ms. M's new incarnation, and soup and sticks and such.