Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

I see why you want to lock this thread, Tom, but I think it might be a bad move.

ilxors irl are much MORE pleasant than they are on the boards
ilxors irl are much MORE pleasant than they are on the boards
ilxors irl are much MORE pleasant than they are on the boards
ilxors irl are much MORE pleasant than they are on the boards

Hahaha, I wasn't vouching for Chaki, I don't think! Except for the part where I thought he was right and said stuff about it.

-- nabisco, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:04 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Jesus Christ, Nabisco, take a bow or something. You were very OTM. Stop being so humble. You're "I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin" was pretty funny.

THIS THREAD HAS LOTS OF FUNNY

yes it does, leave thread open plz

there's a link to the underwear thread upthread. some might be there still (haven't checked)

big xposts

the underwear one didnt work :(

oh. well just google "boobs" then.

jon and jaymc evinced my hardman instinct. Back to "wait and see"

I'm a human being, not a puppy.

Seriously, though, for the record, I was not wanting to out Luna! When Chaki first said something about it, I said we should all play along! Basically to avoid ... this! But once he ran with it (which, if she was slinking around his workplace, I can understand) ... I dunno, I don't want to make any claims of any sort, but you know ...

I have been saying this about the underwear thread all week -- if Luna is fake, whose butthole were we seeing?

i mean she was posting pix of the same person every time right

http://www.archive.org/index.php

and since there's lots of them in various stages of undress its probably some sort of porn-y person no

i don't think so - we (me) never saw face.

I only remember one photo of her face, which was, as many have observed, rather Jennifer Garner-like. Then there was the famous underwear photo, which didn't have a face in it at all. I don't remember any more photos.

wait there was anus on the underwear thread? o_O

What about the one in a club/bar with some guy's hand on her leg or up her skirt or whatever? I thought there was face in that. Mostly though it was just pretty "ew".

Hahaha altho come to think of it that shot of Alex and me was not substantially different.

xp I don't think I saw that one!

wait what lol

Wait, Ghost Rider or Alex in NYC??

yeah i remember that pic, the face was partially obscured.

u guys we can figure out who the real luna is - itll be just like so not gonna happen except w/1000x more people being all eeeew creepy

Yeah, that classic photo of Alex in NYC fisting Laurel

then there was the pic with her face looking backwards toward the camera over her leather-hot-pantsed ass which looked as if it had been clipped from a magazine and scanned in

Man, I never saw any of these pics. Not sure if I want to now. Anyone have'em?

Hey whoooah someone needs to work on the ol internal censors.

Translation - anyone wanna admit to being the creepy dude who saves pictures of cute ILX girls onto his hard drive?

(xpost)

I think AaronHz used to keep track of these things.

Hahaha altho come to think of it that shot of Alex and me was not substantially different.

-- Laurel, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lolol glad u caught that before anyone else

I looked through my hard drive last night! But no dice. Guess I'm not as crepey as I thought I was.

In retrospect, I apologize for that joke.

Umm these pictures are not really that amazing. There was one of her in a party dress looking like Garner, one of her in a miniskirt in a club bending over with some guy's hand on her ass, one of her and a friend on a motorcycle, and then the underwear one. (There wasn't, like, ANUS EVERYWHERE, just a g-string that made it so detail-oriented folks might be like "omg I can see a little hole peeking out.")

I'm sorry, I feel SO GROSS right now

nabisco, why the hell shouldnt chaki have gone full bore about this?? i dont get the timidity. "this" is worse than ppl being played for years, to the extent that they thought someone who doesnt actually exist is their girlfriend??

ANUS EVERYWHERE

through the looking glass, people

In retrospect, I apologize for that joke.

I LOL'd.

"detail-oriented folks"

Apparently I still have the g-string pic plus the nude one still in my email, but I wonder if it'd serve any purpose to post them here.

greater knowledge for the human race

Depends, where's the nearest baby

POST THEM FOR FFS GOD

I wonder, indeed.

Over the course of several phone conversations with her I, too, was duped by what must have been clever recordings played in the background that sounded exactly like a child or dogs. Why ever a single mom might be a little coy about posting details and photos of her family life is entirely beyond me - surely we all have a right to every mundane, not to mention salacious detail of Luna's life and I personally deplore her decision to treat what is essentially an anonymous message board as just that. Surely we have a right to every detail and photo that we might fancy and barring that, surely Occam’s razor requires us to assuage our disappointed egos with the assertion that she’s a fiction or at least fictionally enhanced.

I am also appalled that she had the temerity to flirt with us and not thereafter immediately convene us to act out all of our most lurid and depraved sexual fantasies possible. What kind of woman is that? Surely one who deserves to be publicly defamed by a crew of petulant, self-entitled, and bitter manchildren for whom flirting must always end in sexual conquest and who were mere wee lambs led ruthlessly to slaughter by a heartless virago whose misguided priorities put her child, job, friends and family above their needs. I’m also gratified that we all agree that it doesn’t really matter whether you get to know someone and like them as a person that matters so much as whether they look, you know, hott and all, so if those photos of her turn out to be of someone else, we should just write off every conversation we’ve ever had ‘cause you know, in the immortal words of Ron Jeremy, you can’t fuck a personality.

I'd also like to congratulate the board generally on ganging up on someone and kicking them in the proverbial nuts while they were down, especially dispelling with the antiquated notion that common decency might impel us to, as she invited us to do above, “…email me (her) if you have the desire…” and get her side of the story/ies in a private and non-antagonistic forum, before joining the mob in calling for her head. It’s far quicker and more fun to bond over a little common bloodlust than to esteem circumspection, more fashionable to join the baying crowd than to stand back cum grano salis; shall we not extend our new expediency to jurisprudence and get rid of the laws of evidence, too? Why engage in inquiry when certain self-appointed persons working on all our behalf have collected ‘the facts’ from one side, done some LAPD-grade arithmetic and come up with a verdict and almost a sentence? I have heard other ‘facts’ which I’m not at liberty to divulge.

Looks to me that Luna really dodged a bullet by never meeting up with most of the poor doucheclots here mentioned, considering their reactions and I’m afraid I’m going to have to follow her lead and bid you all adieu. I don’t what the exact truth is but this board has all the feeling and subtlety of a bad William Golding knock off and I don’t know how much pain she may have caused but I have to doubt it compares with having an almost entire message board which you have blithely posted onto for years suddenly turn on you on the basis of accusations which the accuser hasn’t even bothered to inquire privately about. Allez-vous tous manger un sac de bites

I remember one pic that made me think—"odd that she plucks her eyebrows so much." Forget where.

dont you try to obstruct my investigation here toumas - ill have you deported and into gitmo so fast...

It's probably better for her that she's NOT that person.

SERIOUSLY, M???

"proverbial"???

I am LEAVING ILX NOW.
The cocktail hour.

michael white, what do you feel about the guy she told to meet in sf? the guy that spent his last dime and she promised to meet him?

tuomas - pic me plz!