Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

hey, i already exposed my white ass for the underwear thread--time to pass the torch.

-- jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Sunday, April 3, 2005 12:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

dear god in heaven

holy shit i just googled phineas gage that shit is sick

There is an inscription on the rod that reads, "This is the bar that was shot through the head of Mr. Phineas P. Gage at Cavendish, Vermont, Sept. 14, 1848." But someone got the date wrong; the accident was on September 13, not 14. He fully recovered from the injury & deposited this bar in the Museum of the Medical College of Harvard University. Phineas P. Gage Lebanon Grafton Cy N-H Jan 6 1850. [9] Gage's skull, as well as the rod that pierced it, is currently part of the permanent exhibition at Harvard Medical School's Warren Anatomical Museum in Boston, Massachusetts.

^^^ field trip

ps i try not to do this lord how i try

Well I'll tell ya it's better than sitting down every morning next to a girl on the bus and interrupting whatever delightful book she is reading by both oogling AND saying really loudly, "SO YOU'RE READING AGAIN HUHHH?"

Fuck, man! Leave me alone!

Ass staring is clearly done best (with the most secrecy and detail) when walking BEHIND a person. How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?

Books are a social shield to prevent interaction, is this not common knowledge HUHHHH?

haha how did i not know about phineas gage? there's enough material there for a half-decent biopic

Dudes srsly field trip, I have spare beds and couches and futons!

half-decent biopic

i know i watched an educational film on the brain in HS that featured a REENACTMENT of mr gage's fateful day

rugged shit

I saw the same film. BOOM!!!

I think it was in Human Physiology, junior year. That was seriously my favorite class in high school, I think.

boom goes the dynamite

haha "list of people i wish forceful dynamite-powered iron-bar lobotomisation upon", make it happen ITR

it was gunpowder you fucks

I am meme-linking, Mr Angry.

Gage was foreman of a crew of railroad construction workers who were excavating rocks to make way for the railroad track. This involved drilling holes deep into the boulders and filling them with dynamite. A fuse was then inserted, and the entrance to the hole plugged with sand, so that the force of the explosion would be directed into the boulder. This was done with a crow bar-like tool called a tamping iron.

whoops dynamite was invented in 1866

I always assume guys who do this, esp so OTHERS will notice them watching, are tinily hung.

btw my friend has a story which is far grosser than gage's.

apparently his old maths teacher used to be a policeman, and on his first night of duty he was patrolling a warehouse when he heard a loud bang, and then a lot of screaming.

he went inside.

apparently the night security there had gotten bored, and had been heating up a load of large metal barrels until the lids exploded off and flew away. unfortunately for one man, the lid hadn't flown away quite in the direction he'd thought, hadn't gone out perpendicular to its resting plane, but had flown up, edgeways. This man, as it turns out, had been leaning over the barrel as it blew. The lid, sharp and metallic, and travelling at immense speed, sheared his entire face and the front of his brain off, to the back of the eyeballs. when the policeman found him, he was convulsing on the floor, shortly to die of blood loss. he entertained the possibility of finishing him off, but decided against it.

if the guy had somehow lived...i shudder.

But in those brief moments before he died, did he show a radical change in personality and/or behavior?

He probably showed a greater propensity to gurgle inanely and feel for non-existent noses.

i do not believe that story for one second

After that second, it's Gullible City.

Well, I'd know if this guy was lying, and maths teachers aren't the sort to indulge in elaborate life-experience fantasy.

because they are so fulfilled with their career choice?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I'd expect reams of bullshit waffle from an English teacher, or a historian, but maths teachers seem to be fairly happy with their lot, and fairly unmotivated to make stuff up about their lives. The guy said he trusted him, and I trust the guy. Do you trust me? :D

http://gss.sd42.ca/images/pagemaster/math_professor_algebra.gif.jpg

BULLSHIT WAFFLE

1 half-assed story
1 cup of POPPAGE

Stir until well blended, serve over crushed ice with salmon calzone

How do you tell someone walking the other direction even has a fantastic ass?

you can't be sure, but sometimes there is a lot of ass potential and i'm too curious to not turn around. :/

^^^True. I am chronic ass-starer. But I am very, very stealth.

oh god gold pants why did you wear gold pants to work?

I don't really understand ass-love that much. I mean, is the whole point that it's enticing because of what it's not (ie: what's on the other side)??
-- Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:37 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

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oh sarah sit down before me and i shall tell you about ass...
-- ()ops (()()ps), Friday, April 1, 2005 3:38 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

oops OTM

is it more or less acceptable to oogle if you're also singing "Ms. New Booty"?

it is the back vadge

die

SO ANYWAY

Euurgh

uk girls do this all the time. they peek a look at your crotch too.

haha i tell a story about some guy getting his face ripped off and you're all like 'huh', then i say 'vadge' and it's off to the emergency eyewash station we go

yes

It's not the "vadge" part as much as it is the accompanying "back".

someone start a "Rolling Louis Jagger turn off the computer and go to bed" thread

i would have preferred 'north korea of the body'

No way, it's the Virgin Islands of the body.

Only sometimes it's the Haiti of the body.

I am way more a face and hands person than any other body part, just for the record; I look at shoulders and arms. Fairly harmless, as gazing goes.

pfft it was merely a response to sarah's 2-year-old claim, and a cheeky reversal of 'front bottom'. it's far more beautiful, and thus more sscrilegious to profane, than even the shapeliest of vulvae.

go to bed

http://blogidaho.biz/bighole.jpg

"Oh my, that's the shapeliest vulva I've ever seen!" *poppage*