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I agree w/ whichever review described his tone as "weirdly jaunty."

Simon H., Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:13 (eleven years ago) link

I can't see the possibility of doing a scene with current Bane without a mask since when it was partially damaged he was noticeably suffering until Thalia fixed it.
Did leave me wondering how he ate or sustained himself, that can't all be from the Venom can it?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

HUGE PLOT HOLE HOW DOES BANE EAT HIS BREAKFAST???

Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:53 (eleven years ago) link

you guys are ridiculous, tom hardy is far and away the best thing about this movie, don't cry because you didn't get to see his mouth

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

some of the dialogue was just like... sighhhh

another one: when daggett realises bane is about to kill him: "you're... pure evil!!!" nah mate he's just another self-interested psycho like yourself, albeit with muscles.

i'm going to see this again (IN IMAX) so i really should be trying to talk myself round to liking it more.

ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

ya that was ridic

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

xp the characterizations won't be any less incoherent, but i think the awesome explosions and crap in IMAX would make it a little more enjoyable. at least, it helped me ignore most of the stuff you guys are talking about while i was in the theater. but if you dislike it so much it much, why bother seeing it again?

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

HUGE PLOT HOLE HOW DOES BANE EAT HIS BREAKFAST???
lol!

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

xp friend bought imax tickets for end of august, couldn't wait that long so went to see it on the cheap. i never see films twice usually so er it'll be an interesting experiment.

ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

its gonna be crazy

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

stoked for the madness ¯\(º_o)/¯

ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

you guys are ridiculous, tom hardy is far and away the best thing about this movie, don't cry because you didn't get to see his mouth

― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 8:53 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

ya

second best thing is the brief bit of liam neeson

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

that wasn't him, it was a hallucination

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link

sorry guys, Hardy was terrible

Number None, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

woulda been cool if they had put a glowing outline around ra's-al-ghul like the dead people in star wars movies

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

I agree w/ whichever review described his tone as "weirdly jaunty."

― Simon H., Tuesday, 31 July 2012 09:13 (3 hours ago)

ha yeah, it sometimes felt like he was 50% psychotic hardman 50% quippy standup.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

xp the characterizations won't be any less incoherent, but i think the awesome explosions and crap in IMAX would make it a little more enjoyable. at least, it helped me ignore most of the stuff you guys are talking about while i was in the theater. but if you dislike it so much it much, why bother seeing it again?

I sometimes give films I didn't like a second chance if I get the feeling I might have just approached them wrongly or missed stuff. Did it with There Will Be Blood and it paid huge dividends. I have monthly pass to Cineworld cinemas so it doesn't cost me anything.

Reason to see TDKR in IMAX is not just awesome explosions and crap – at least if the first time you say it it was in a crappy digital projection that totally shortchanged the cinematography.

Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

I thought he sounded like the Family Guy impressions of Patrick Stewart.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

i don't even remember any awesome explosions or much action at all really.

Bane's look and physicality should have done most of the work but they basically chickened out and turned him into a second-rate Joker, and the way he acted didn't really square with his origin story either. Should have been a man of few words

Number None, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

woulda been cool if they had put a glowing outline around ra's-al-ghul like the dead people in star wars movies

― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, July 31, 2012 9:24 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

i hated when he faded away like obi-wan's ghost

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

xxp ahaha, i actually got that vibe a few times too! but you realize those aren't impressions, right

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

haha, was just gonna say, that's actually Patrick Stewart on FG.

Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

That makes it funnier, because he sounds like somebody trying to parody him.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Which when you remember Hardy played Picard's clone in the last Next Gen movie...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6blOgs6r7MM

r|t|c, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

he is one of these super creepy guys who is never not acting, hardy

find me two interviews where you can say this is exactly the same relaxed irl person with the same voice in both

r|t|c, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

still can't believe Hardy walked his career back from Nemesis

Nhex, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

I still feel slightly traumatized when I think about how awful Nemesis was.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Picard all rockin' his all-terrain vehicle moves...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

As the RedLetterMedia guys point out, Tom Hardy's character in both movies pretty much has the same origin of coming from a forgotten pit, amassing an army, etc

Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

Bane's look and physicality should have done most of the work but they basically chickened out and turned him into a second-rate Joker, and the way he acted didn't really square with his origin story either. Should have been a man of few words

― Number None, Tuesday, July 31, 2012 6:31 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm, to the point where, while leaving the cinema, i wondered for a moment whether it was really supposed to have been bane talking throughout the film, or just a voice broadcast through his mask.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

whatever, his voice was the best thing about the movie, why "should" they have had his pecs do all the work

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

man-mountain henchman with a ruined throat and a permanent drug-administering mask does not immediately suggest "chatty kathy"

contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder how much of the single day he had left to save gotham bats spent painting gasoline on a bridge and writing a new will.

haha

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

ruined throat? missed that bit. xp.

ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

i just realized, is bane basically hufifng whip-its the whole time?

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

ruined throat? missed that bit. xp.

i may have misunderstood something myself, but that was, i thought, the nature of the botched operation that necessitated the mask.

contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

no, the mask basically pumped nitrous into his face so he wasnt in constant pain

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, but what was the origin of the constant pain? wasn't it a botched operation?

contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

[i apparently like the phrase "botched operation"]

contenderizer, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

botched chest wax

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

didn't he have a big scar on his back?

Number None, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

they went in from the back

joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

There was an outbreak of something in the prison then yes, a botched operation from that doctor who later did the business on Bruce's back.

Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, I think I've got that wrong. It wasn't a disease - it was people attacking him and then the doctor trying to fix him left him in constant pain.

Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

I thought the doc was the blind guy, tom conti just some hobbyist osteopath. But as with many other things it wasn't terribly clear.

ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

There was a plague mentioned.

ledge, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

No, you're right. I was getting mixed up between Conti and the other guy. Maybe the other guy told Conti which vertebrae needed knocking into shape.

Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

Or maybe the other guy said "This osteopathy is pseudoscience and I want no part of it"

Alba, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

it wasn't a plague and for the bane of TDKR there's no drug administration involved. just some mumbo jumbo about how it keeps the pain at bay. from his grievous wounds. from his prison beatdown.

which, keep in mind, this TDKR jaunty shakespearean Bane who is forever gripping his own imaginary lapels, this guy never even got hisself out of the joint. just sat around bleeding until Ras showed up. so much for all that ubermensch business.

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link


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