So what's in the envelope that Bush left for Obama?

The secret formula for Coca-Cola!

http://francie.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/snl2.jpg

"No Coke, Pepsi!"

plans for a new more powerful death star

naked pictures of his mom

a suicide note? :D

POKE 26723,165

friend request

Woo

picture of rick astley singing

― Local Garda, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

macbook air

― abanana, Friday, January 23, 2009 6:11 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LOL at these 2.

I'm not sure when, or if, you will discover this--but if you do--I'm thinking of you now & ever. You've changed my life Obama. Before you I wasn't sure why I bothered, but you've given dimension and color to a previously flat and anemic existence. As much as I pride myself of my literacy, words escape me when I try to due (sic lol) justice to the happiness you have given me. I wish I could spend every moment with you, but the practical world intercedes. You are mine, aren't you? I'm yours Obama, ever and always, if you will it. I love you. When I'm away you are with me in thought, and I with you. I wonder what you do, and even that bridges the distance.

I would be very moved to receive such a note.

http://www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/props/p2_almanac.jpg

oh hang on, that doesn't make any sense. lol

lol!!

just finished watching that movieeeee - why o why is the almanac so thin???

so old biff can stuff it in young biff's back pocket and so young biff can put his copy of Ooh La La around it. Also: future paper

"o what u dont have a safe well then leave it sticking out of yr back pocket like this"

"Don't say anything bad about Isreal, you don't want to make the iPac angry. Also, oil is better than nukular powar. Good luck!"

http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/1562-82169-1208356743421jpg-550x.jpg

A map that says 'THE WORLD' but is just America

"We tried to call him to fix the leaking toilet in the West wing, but couldn't reach him. So here's his phone number: Joe The Plumber 555-1324"

"Anthrax.

beat me to it"

I think everyone was coming in here to post this. Well, at least I was too.

Rofflicious thread and GREBT pic up there!

A Note:
"There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg/
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I've just signed onto the nuclear suggest ban treaty.

:3

bad boys II dvd

a short list of important details concerning national security and governing generally that bush felt were important for the new president to read

in crayon

with all the Rs backwards

and UH in the corner

an 8-ball

a BAD JOKE am i right

the secret of management

I need weed

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f40ef6d351/obama-reads-bush-s-letter

dont normally show love to this site but this was well-done & lolzy

I'm not sure when, or if, you will discover this--but if you do--I'm thinking of you now & ever. You've changed my life Obama. Before you I wasn't sure why I bothered, but you've given dimension and color to a previously flat and anemic existence. As much as I pride myself of my literacy, words escape me when I try to due (sic lol) justice to the happiness you have given me. I wish I could spend every moment with you, but the practical world intercedes. You are mine, aren't you? I'm yours Obama, ever and always, if you will it. I love you. When I'm away you are with me in thought, and I with you. I wonder what you do, and even that bridges the distance.

― Mr. Que, Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

lol