Television remote for the Big Board in the War Room
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Bush's favorite crayola sketches of Cheney.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
mayan calendar
― velko, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Empty -- it's a practical joke.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Bush's super-secret "nickname-creation" formulas.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
PIOTR DUTKIEWICZ: Which do you think are the three most important things you have achieved during your time in the Kremlin? Which three things did you not have enough time to do or were not able to do? And what are three pieces of advice that you would give your successor when you have your first meeting with him?
VLADIMIR PUTIN: On this account we have an old joke. When the head of a company or - let’s take a bigger picture - of a region, leaves his position, he gives his successor three envelopes and tells him the following: ‘Open the first envelope now, the second in two years, and the third just before you leave your position’. Upon opening the first envelope he reads: ‘Blame it all on me’. In two years he opens the second envelope which reads: ‘Promise everything’. And when he has six months left he opens the third envelope and reads: ‘Prepare three envelopes’. (Laughter). This story is relevant because our colleague has asked me to formulate three things three times right now.
― Bob Six, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:36 (fifteen years ago) link
A pad of 43 yellow sticky notes.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Anthrax.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Super-macro pic of 43's manbits, the kind it takes you like a minute of close examination to realize that you're looking at balls, with all sorts of satellite-photo-style annotations.
― en i see kay, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:38 (fifteen years ago) link
A CD of Anthrax.
W's porn stash.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
This story is relevant because our colleague has asked me to formulate three things three times right now.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Nothing -- it's to cover up a nasty stain so that the landlord wouldn't see it on final walk-thru.
― Dr More BS (libcrypt), Thursday, 22 January 2009 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
a DVDhttp://www.film.dc.gov/film/lib/film/nt2.jpg
― set phasers to stan (cozwn), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link
it is an fart.
― HELPING CHILDREN THROUGH RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Inside shit on Rex 84. Also, a fart.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link
looks like he forgot to put the letter in...http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4428_17683849.jpg
― willem, Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:36 (fifteen years ago) link
That's a great shot. What with the Capitol and all.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Amazing pix on that top link.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahah this thread is A+++++
― Trayce, Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Rules:
http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/44_01_21/4412_17674671.jpg
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link
And 33.
Although it's sad that Peter Norman didn't live to see it.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I just love how even though a hookah is this giant unwieldy thing, you each get your own! He we ain't got a lot left in Iraq, but we ain't running out of hookahs any time soon.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6096/442817683849rs6.jpg
http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4838/dickdvd2851ag4.jpg
― A B C, Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
picture 3 from that top link, wow.
― koogs, Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link
cocaine
― feelin' on Djibouti (haitch), Thursday, 22 January 2009 10:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Pink slip/registration for Roswell UFO
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, January 22, 2009 8:28 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― in soviet china, cat writes letter 2 u! (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 January 2009 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/george-bush-and-lord-of-the-rings-wearing-the-one-1.jpg
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Turns out the ring only makes the second in command invisible
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) that place marker had "The President of the United States" written on both sides
― snoball, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
(one side had "sit this side" in small writing...)
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh man, that looks like some unpleasant hand signals he's doing there.
― Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Looks more like he's trying to play rock-paper-scissors against himself
― snoball, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"dammit, lost again"
― negotiable, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link
There are dentures in the glass on the right???
― willem, Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
No, they're real teeth. OF AN ENEMY.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Not even a former enemy. He didn't kill him, he just took all his teeth. It's pretty sick.
― mose def (kenan), Thursday, 22 January 2009 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link
DY31 LXDYW45X TGJX
― ╓abies, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/surprises/rattle-snakes-eggs.jpg
― JtM Is Ruled By A Black Man (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Are those vienna sausages next to W on the helicopter? Man air travel really is going to shit.
― quincie, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link
They got some big-ass Lifesavers on Marine One.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
"Jeb's gittin ready"
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
$25 gift certificate to Chilli's
― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link
DVD of entire series of "That's My Bush!"
― kingfish, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link
$25 gift certificate to WHITE HOUSE Chilli's
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I hate that Grover Cleveland is the 22nd AND 24th presidents. That's fucking stupid.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link
it fits, he's only prez born in Jersey
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Like if I saw 45 movies this year, but saw Hotel For Dogs twice I wouldn't say it was the 16th and 24th movie I watched. Fuck you Grover Cleveland, you piece of Texas-Seed-Bill-vetoing shit.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link
a letter to Tacos
― Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link
http://hitparade.ch/cdimages/taco-puttin_on_the_ritz_s.jpg
― Yehudi Menudo (NickB), Thursday, 22 January 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link
macbook air
― abanana, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
What was in Marcellus Wallace's suitcase (from Pulp Fiction)!
http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/pulp-fiction.jpg
― energy, Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
a copy of this article:http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123258532378704477.html?mod=special_page_campaign2008_mostpop
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
santorum.jpg
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
On board Special Air Mission 28000, I remembered the picture I carried in my pocket on my first Air Force One flight eight years ago. It was an old black-and-white snapshot with scalloped edges. It showed Lyndon Johnson in the Cabinet Room, head in hand, weeping over a Vietnam casualty report. George Christian, LBJ's press secretary, gave it to me as a reminder that the job could break anyone, no matter how big and tough.
But despite facing challenges and crises few others have, the job did not break George W. Bush.
I think Rove was missing the point of that photo somehow.
― The Unbelievably Insensitive Baroness Vadera (Ned Trifle II), Thursday, 22 January 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
A Note: "There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images01.sw.wigflip.com/O/I/YA58OLQipR.jpg
― CaptainLorax, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link
bees.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
angry bees.
tits.jpg
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago) link
tickets to "cats"
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/uploads/partners/oboe/500/hs_good_luck.jpg
― henry s, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
The secret formula for Coca-Cola!
http://francie.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/snl2.jpg
"No Coke, Pepsi!"
― energy, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
plans for a new more powerful death star
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
naked pictures of his mom
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
a suicide note? :D
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
POKE 26723,165
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
friend request
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Woo
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link
picture of rick astley singing
― Local Garda, Friday, January 23, 2009 5:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― abanana, Friday, January 23, 2009 6:11 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
LOL at these 2.
― Trayce, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not sure when, or if, you will discover this--but if you do--I'm thinking of you now & ever. You've changed my life Obama. Before you I wasn't sure why I bothered, but you've given dimension and color to a previously flat and anemic existence. As much as I pride myself of my literacy, words escape me when I try to due (sic lol) justice to the happiness you have given me. I wish I could spend every moment with you, but the practical world intercedes. You are mine, aren't you? I'm yours Obama, ever and always, if you will it. I love you. When I'm away you are with me in thought, and I with you. I wonder what you do, and even that bridges the distance.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I would be very moved to receive such a note.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/props/p2_almanac.jpg
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link
oh hang on, that doesn't make any sense. lol
― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link
lol!!
― mark cl, Thursday, 22 January 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
just finished watching that movieeeee - why o why is the almanac so thin???
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 January 2009 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
so old biff can stuff it in young biff's back pocket and so young biff can put his copy of Ooh La La around it. Also: future paper
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 January 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link
"o what u dont have a safe well then leave it sticking out of yr back pocket like this"
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 January 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
"Don't say anything bad about Isreal, you don't want to make the iPac angry. Also, oil is better than nukular powar. Good luck!"
― StanM, Friday, 23 January 2009 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/1562-82169-1208356743421jpg-550x.jpg
― Dan I., Friday, 23 January 2009 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
A map that says 'THE WORLD' but is just America
― open wide, come inside, it's apple butter (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 23 January 2009 07:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"We tried to call him to fix the leaking toilet in the West wing, but couldn't reach him. So here's his phone number: Joe The Plumber 555-1324"
― StanM, Friday, 23 January 2009 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"Anthrax.
beat me to it"
I think everyone was coming in here to post this. Well, at least I was too.
Rofflicious thread and GREBT pic up there!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Friday, 23 January 2009 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
A Note:"There is a sniper pointing at your head. Nod as you read this. Don't turn around. Get up. Slowly walk away from the window. Walk to the bodyguard and ask him about 'the bad new bears'. Walk out of your office. Drop your pants and give them to the doorman along with this letter. Ignore what he says next. Meet me in the Roosevelt Room."
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/nucleus/media/4/20061015-bush_signing.jpg/― CaptainLorax, Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
I've just signed onto the nuclear suggest ban treaty.
― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
:3
― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:18 (fifteen years ago) link
bad boys II dvd
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link
a short list of important details concerning national security and governing generally that bush felt were important for the new president to read
― spells don't effect me, just hit em for the xp (Lamp), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
in crayon
― ROBOT PENIS (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 24 January 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
with all the Rs backwards
and UH in the corner
an 8-ball
― Llano Signature White (Susan), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:10 (fifteen years ago) link
a BAD JOKE am i right
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago) link
the secret of management
― matt p (Matt P), Saturday, 24 January 2009 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I need weed
― m coleman, Saturday, 24 January 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f40ef6d351/obama-reads-bush-s-letter
dont normally show love to this site but this was well-done & lolzy
― and what, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
― Mr. Que, Thursday, January 22, 2009 10:54 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link