how are you doing dude?
― that one guy (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 19 July 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
Since Brodie doesn't seem to be around, I thought I'd recount a little anecdote about him. This is completely true, by the way.
Brodie and I were sitting on a hillock of hummock grass in the tatty eucalyptus creek by the billabong. We were discussing paleogeography, which is one of Brodie's interests, along with bellhoppery.
Brodie was telling me about the paleo-supercontinent of Gondwana, of which Australia is just one tiny sliver. Apparently, about 500 million years ago, Australia collided very slowly with neoproterozoic India. This, Brodie explained, is why the curry houses of Melbourne are so authentic.
In the middle of this exposition, Brodie suddenly burst out: "Grampsy, are you wearing a fake wig?"
I explained patiently that there's no such thing as a fake wig, since all wigs are real wigs.
Brodie shook his head.
"An actor whose role demands that he wear an 18th century wig could fake the wig by using his own hair."
"So are you suggesting that I'm using my real hair to fake a wig?"
This was clearly not what Brodie had been intending to suggest at all, but stubbornness made him pretend that it was.
"Yes. You're using your real hair as a fake wig."
To prove that the wig I was wearing was real, I lifted it off my head: "There. You see, it's a real wig."
Young Brodie was having none of it.
"You could still be using your real hair as a fake wig, just by detaching your real hair from your head first, in order that it better resemble a real wig when lifted."
Well, my bluff had well and truly been called. I had in fact been faking a wig, using my real hair as a red herring.
"There's no gulling you, lad," I said, ruffling Brodie's wig (which, by the way, is real). "One of these days you're going to make the greatest bellhop Queensland has ever seen."
"I already did," said Brodie. "His name's George."
― Grampsy, Friday, 20 July 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://flickeflu.com/tags/grampsy
― buzza, Friday, 20 July 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link
Spooky xp
― that one guy (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 20 July 2012 05:11 (eleven years ago) link
ROFL!
― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Friday, 20 July 2012 05:17 (eleven years ago) link
Mark ROFLo!
hey all sorry i havnt been online in a while
― bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
ive had crap going on
― bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
tell us about it, brodie
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link
mmm just school a family
― bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link
you know a billion assignments that i have to do in like 2 weeks
hello brodie, i'm sorry things have been tough but there is no call for such filthy language.
― estela, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
brodie did you ever fill out an application at McDonald's©?
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link
nah couldnt be bothered sorry estela
― bellhop boy (brodie), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 04:15 (eleven years ago) link
Missing Wahroonga teen Brodie Hale is heading north, possibly to Queensland, police said.
Police received information that Brodie, 17, was in Taree on the NSW north coast on Tuesday.
The report has not been confirmed, but police said it was likely he was heading to Queensland.
It is not known why Brodie has gone missing, police said.
An extensive search is on for the Wahroonga teen, who is in need of medical assistance and has been missing for more nearly two days.
Ku-ring-gai duty officer Inspector Steve Martlew said police and Brodie’s family have real concerns for his welfare.
Police are appealing for public information to locate the youth.
Brodie was last seen at his home in Braeside St, Wahroonga at 12.15pm on Monday.
He left his home in his car, a silver-coloured 1995 Mazda MX6 sedan with red P plates, NSW registration number ALV 57V.
There have been extensive searches by the local police, Pol Air and his family, Inspector Martlew said.
Brodie is described as being of white/European appearance, 183cm tall with a medium build. He has mousy brown hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a white shirt, dark shorts and black and white-coloured sneakers.
Brodie’s family and friends have told police they are concerned for him and that his disappearance is out of character.
He has a medical condition that requires treatment and urgent medication.
Anyone with information on Brodie’s whereabouts is urged to contact Kuring Gai Detectives via Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000. All information will be treated in strict confidence, Inspector Martlew said.
― buzza, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 07:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://hornsby-advocate.whereilive.com.au/news/story/wahroonga-teen-brodie-hale-found-safe-and-well/
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
i am beginning to get a good idea as to what buzza's google alerts settings are
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
hey all hah!! what a coincidence
― bellhop boy (brodie), Monday, 5 November 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link
brodie! how has life been? have you been on any trips lately?
― Agreeable Goal-reacher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 5 November 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OHIFyAMu6Z4/TzyWIg3-wuI/AAAAAAAAAcU/aAEDoehfDQQ/s400/TRIBUTE+-+BRODIE.JPG
― buzza, Monday, 5 November 2012 03:59 (eleven years ago) link
nup not yet
― bellhop boy (brodie), Monday, 5 November 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
Right on
― Agreeable Goal-reacher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 5 November 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
the brode needs to hit the road
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3428/3246001479_3d1e55fa40_z.jpg?zz=1
― dojo nixon (am0n), Monday, 5 November 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link
aww do you all really hate me now :(
― bellhop boy (brodie), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
no
― EZee4snappin (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
i love you, brodiehttp://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb326/mikejoyce1/beating_heart_2.gif
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 November 2012 06:31 (eleven years ago) link
gr8080 love is all the love you need
― markers, Thursday, 8 November 2012 13:56 (eleven years ago) link
=D
― EZee4snappin (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 9 November 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link
hahahaha thanks gr8080
― bellhop boy (brodie), Saturday, 10 November 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
Oh Brodie where art thou?
― Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
i am at home
― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011 1:10 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ttyih boi (crüt), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
I have to go now, my planet needs me
― iatee, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
― Random ACRB.PNG Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
Note: brodie died on his way back to his home planet
― nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 7 June 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link
brodied :-(
― StanM, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:49 (ten years ago) link
i'm sad I forgot about missing brodie. :(
― persona insufficiently memorable (reddening), Friday, 7 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link
Ohhh, you might need some brodieyou might need some brodie too
― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Friday, 7 June 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Boy, you must be a doorman because you are a man employed to attend the entrance of a hotel, apartment house, or other building.
― lxy, Monday, 1 December 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011
It was sad. He was an aussie.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link
true blue unform with gold buttons and trim
― estela, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 22:42 (seven years ago) link
this was a weird thread
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 November 2019 07:19 (four years ago) link