the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

metaphor alert

http://dev.republicoftheunitedstates.org/what-is-the-republic/history/

attn max! capitalization is key!!

Sovereign – A real person. Sovereigns can own property while Citizens/Subjects cannot. According to the original Constitution, all government comes from the Sovereign Individual. Without the Sovereign Individual, there is no government.

U.S. Citizen/Subject – A corporate fictitious entity that merely represents the real person. It acts as a “strawman.” [To call oneself a “sovereign citizen” or “sovereign subject” is an oxymoron, since “sovereign” and “citizen/subject” are mutually exclusive of each other.] When asked if you are a “U.S. Citizen” on corporate legal documents, if you check “yes,” you agree to the terms of Corporate Law and unknowingly relinquish your sovereign status and transfer all of your rights to the UNITED STATES CORPORATION since you are now under contract.

Corporation – A non-human, fictitious entity. Corporate fictitious entities are denoted in all caps. This includes the names of Citizens/Subjects. Your fictitious “strawman” entity is addressed in all caps, i.e. JOHN SMITH, rather than John Smith.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

oh right i totally forgot about their hilarious capitalization thing

these guys are the best!!! in another world they are arguing over the lengths and directions of the dashes in emily dickinson's poetry

these are the naval law guys, right?

lol that's a real thing isn't it. a guy i was in a class with in grad school went down that rabbit hole.

dont think theyre exactly the same dudes but i think theyre closely related

xps er the dickinson rabbit hole, not 'naval law', that is

i just love that these nuts are as in love with the text as english professors and talmudic scholars

more like annoying font layout bods tho

When asked if you are a “U.S. Citizen” on corporate legal documents, if you check “yes,” you agree to the terms of Corporate Law and unknowingly relinquish your sovereign status and transfer all of your rights to the UNITED STATES CORPORATION since you are now under contract.

imagine this being spoken aloud sternly by a man... in front of you at the DMV

this is basically a bunch of ppl going "JENNIFER GOVERNMENT IS REAL"

its like a magic spell

It makes me want to go to the DMV in Kansas or sthing except can you imagine the eyerolling from everyone in line behind that guy? Ho boy.

Correction: The original version of this article misstated Randi Shannon’s last name as “Johnson.” We regret the error.

i want to know how george templer got his nickname

Naval Law = mostly Freeman-on-the-land = the UK offshoot of the Sovereign Citizens Movement. It's not been as fatal, but it is still pretty fucked up - and frequently appeals to people who don't know enough to know better, and who get noddy civil cases turned into more serious time for contmept of court. A lot of the time they're aware that life has cheat codes, but they want to believe that it's not just, you know, money and class.

yeah i know, max has said this before, but like, how can you possibly believe that this rapacious octopus government cartel with immense resources, no limits, hatred of a free person, etc, is going to just back up off you cos you were like, "check the name, no caps, boom, i'm out."

It is a sad fact that the majority of court cases invoking the 14th Amendment was for a while after it passed OVERWHELMINGLY invoked defense of corporations rather than newly freed slaves. I forgot the percentage but it was something like over 80%.

http://www.theamericanconservative.com/this-childs-view-of-single-motherhood/

damn dude

Did we ever talk about this guy's paintings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRxMQhn0WAg

there's a whole thread!

I couldn't find it by searching for the dude's name...

shit it was just up a day or two ago, i forget what it's called tho. something something .jpg

Listening to this clown talk about his paintings is the worst.

cthulhuchrist.jpg?

xpost

one_nation_under_God.jpg

ty

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drunk

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idg how you'd immediately assume abide w/ me was for the munich olympics

reflex anti-nhs sentiment just makes me sad

john is really a substandard iteration of norm

Tennessee doin big things

http://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2012/08/01/tinfoil-hat-society-state-legislator-warns-of-obamas-fake-assassination-plot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=439aPl_8Hxw&feature=player_embedded

saw this on the teevee

Wasn't his thesis on how to kill senior citizens? I thought that was a matter of public record.

(I think I may have served up a hanging curve there for anyone who wants to grab a bat.)

http://freebeacon.com/stop-snitchin-start-donatin/

bush-league weirdo from up here has gone viral

http://youtu.be/Bs7Y9iYf_uk

At an election night party for state Rep. Randy Vulakovich (R-Shaler), Allegheny County GOP chair and former county executive Jim Roddey fired up a couple hundred local Republicans by noting that Vulakovich had defeated his Democratic opponent by a nearly 50-point margin.

Roddey then segued to a less positive note.

"There was a disappointment tonight. I was very embarrassed," Roddey told the crowd, according to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "I was in this parking lot and there was a man looking for a space to park, and I found a space for him. And I felt badly -- he looked like he was sort of in distress. And I said, 'Sir, here's a place.' And he said, 'That's a handicapped space.' I said, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, I saw that Obama sticker and I thought you were mentally retarded.'"

Post-Gazette reporter Tim McNulty observed that the crowd "hollered and clapped" in response to the insensitive joke.

Gee, the Post-Gazette is the only local coverage online I've seen...

Can someone augment the thread title? Year-specific multi-year threads get under my skin fer some reason

what kingfish wants, kingfish gets

thankee kindly

A Fox News contributor on Thursday explained that people who support Christian restaurant chain Chick-fil-A were different from Occupy Wall Street protesters because liberals “maim and rape” each other.

During a segment on Fox & Friends, co-host Brian Kilmeade asked comedian Steven Crowder to compare Chick-fil-A customers to “violent confrontations at Occupy demonstrations.”

“Conservatives and leftists protest in different ways,” Crowder explained. “Conservatives, when they want their voices to be heard, they decide to effect real political change by making their voices heard through voting with their dollars.”

He continued: “Liberals decide to commit felonies and harass and assault and maim and rape their fellow occupiers in tents while tipping over police cars. So, there is a little bit of a contrast.”

The comedian also had some advice for Chick-fil-A critics who disagree with the company funding organizations which work to oppose marriage equality and other LGBT rights.

“You know what I would do if the owner of Pizza Hut started publicly burning Bibles?” Crowder asked. “I wouldn’t eat at Pizza Hut. … Because I’m not a Marxist idiot. I believe that people have the right to free speech.”

He's a funny guy, this comedian.

liberals drive like this

Occupy just needs to start buying the right kind of stocks?

how'd you like to see this coming at you

http://www.yaf.org/theconservativesmovie.html