Best title for an actual Aerosmith bootleg

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"Listen to this Brad" was an irl lol but "Profitable emotion" is the clear winner

Ówen P., Sunday, 15 July 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

omg I am srsly in love with this thread. such lols

perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

BIG-MAMMED WOMAN

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

BIG-MAMMED WOMAN

with TAKE YOUR BRA OFF a distant second

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link

i like the burger king ethos of EXOTIC, NEUROTIC, YOU GOT IT! but LISTEN TO THIS BRAD can't be denied, PUMPIN' MY TRASH to show

balls, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

by the time you get to the end of the list you may start to forget A LITTLE FUCK OF SANITY but you really shouldn't

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

poor brad
http://i45.tinypic.com/291dcgn.png

sleepingbag, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

Listen to this Brad contains
10. Sweet Emotion incl.
     "Dazed and Confused"

calstars, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

it's your cousin marvin, MARVIN WHITFORD

balls, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

given BIG-MAMMED WOMAN and TAKE YOUR BRA OFF, I am kind of hoping that there's an apostrophe missing and it should really be

LISTEN TO THIS BRA'D

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

you will rock out so hard you need the support

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

feel like TAKE YOUR BRA OFF is getting shorted here

perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link

hey take yr bra off i'm pumpin my trash over here!

balls, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

the other thing though guys

"Erotic Dreams'

come on, now

perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

biting bill wyman's style imho

balls, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

BIG BLACK NAILPOLISH PIMPIN

calstars, Monday, 16 July 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

of all the shit I wish I'd saved, the repeated "Aerosmith suck live" letters in Creem from the late 70s rank high - evidently they routinely showed up and just stank the joint out

perry en concrète (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

A LITTLE FUCK OF SANITY

Amoeba, Fish, Monkey, Shame (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 16 July 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

Steven why is your blue penis holding a syringe?

the Notorious B1G1 (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 16 July 2012 07:58 (eleven years ago) link

the title 'listen to this brad' has changed my life

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 16 July 2012 10:19 (eleven years ago) link

Big-Mammed Woman is fucken hilarious

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 10:51 (eleven years ago) link

GET YOUR LEAD OUT MAMA!

I mean, I'm not voting this one but still

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

unregistered you're a fuckin hero for this poll, every time I look through the list I find something more to love

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

Some singer-songwriter type needs to make an album called LISTEN TO THIS BARD

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

no, none does

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

boo!

What does GET A FUCKIN' LAST mean anyway?

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 16 July 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

it's really fun imagining that every single one of these boots is named after something Steven T. says between songs on the recording

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

the title 'listen to this brad' has changed my life

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, July 16, 2012 6:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Brad C., Monday, 16 July 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

other titles from unregistered's link that he did not use as poll options that i think deserves some attention and perhaps a 2nd poll thread:

ANOTHER LIVE BOOTLEG
CASTLE KINGS
COVERING 'EM
DOIN' F.I.N.E. IN BELGIUM
DRAGON'S EDGE
DUDE
EMERALDS IN THE ATTIC
FLIGHT OF THE OWL
GARDEN PARTY
GET AMAZED! B-SIDES
GET ANOTHER GRIP
IN THE MIXXX
JURASSIC TRACKS
JUST SHAKE LIVE
JUST SORTED ENOUGH, BUT...
LAST GASP IN CHICAGO
LIVE IN AN ELEVATOR
LOVE ME LIKE A BIRDDOG
MAD BAD & DANGEROUS
MY FATHER'S PLACE
PERMANENT OUTTAKES
PITILESS LIVE SHOW
RIGHT IN THE NIGHTS
RULING THE PLANET
SPECTACULAR DREAM
STRUTTIN MY STUFF
THE HAPPENING IN HIROSHIMA
THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW
WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK
ZIGGED & ZAGGED

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe it should be GET A FUCK IN LAST, which conjures up all sorts of possibilities.

Rob M Revisited, Monday, 16 July 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

PITILESS LIVE SHOW

amazing

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

mate of mine is a mad aerosmith fan, we will be discussing this tonite

Tartar Mouantcheoux (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

I am a sucker for any title that includes the word "sox" but really all of these are amazing.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

I looked through a shameful amount of these last night. some of them sound like they would be awesome e.g. this and this the latter of which has this outstanding detail in the album notes:

The picture above is the reverse side (back) of the Album cover I believe. On the front side there is a Black/White photo of Steven Tyler holding one finger in his left ear, and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

RIGHT IN THE NIGHTS

what are the chances that this was an evening of Jam & Spoon covers?

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

Oh man, this thread is like having it and eating a cake

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

Format: Vinyl - 2LP, 20 tracks, ?? min
Label: Pharting Pharaoh Records 13157

tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

it is surprisingly difficult to find a list of all the bootlegs released on Pharting Pharaoh Records

PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, 16 July 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

I have a great 1977 show from Japan but it has the incredibly dull title of THE WANDERER.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 July 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

it is surprisingly difficult to find a list of all the bootlegs released on Pharting Pharaoh Records

― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, July 16, 2012 10:22 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah, who knew it would bring up so many search results from the Smithsonian's archive of Egyptian artifacts

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

LAST GASP IN CHICAGO

Yeah no shit

calstars, Monday, 16 July 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW

― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, July 16, 2012 9:16 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

woulda voted GET ANOTHER GRIP

one dis leads to another (ian), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

LOVE ME LIKE A BIRDDOG

ostrich tuning (get bent), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

This poll is surprisingly difficult...I'm kind of feeling A LITTLE FUCK OF SANITY

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 16 July 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

GET A FUCKIN' LAST
PROFITABLE EMOTION

^^ slept on itt

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

i seriously think of BIG-MAMMED WOMAN and TAKE YOUR BRA OFF about every two days and laugh my bra off

packt like phoebe cates's dad in a chimney (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Sunday, 23 December 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

Ok so happy this thread has been revived

calstars, Sunday, 23 December 2012 15:02 (eleven years ago) link

I'm biased but this is my favorite poll ever

too many encores (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 23 December 2012 16:37 (eleven years ago) link

RIGHT IN THE NIGHTS

your damn bass clarinet (Eazy), Sunday, 23 December 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

DICK IN AN ELEVATOR

Clarke B., Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

i got a Spotify email with the subject line "Listen to what Brad is listening to!" and all i could think was LISTEN TO THIS BRAD

lolllll

emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

<3

maura, Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

FLIGHT OF THE OWL

Did a Rush boot slip in here somehow?

chr1sb3singer, Sunday, 23 December 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

omg i never noticed the big list of non-contenders some dude posted

DOIN' F.I.N.E. IN BELGIUM
EMERALDS IN THE ATTIC
FLIGHT OF THE OWL
JUST SORTED ENOUGH, BUT...
LOVE ME LIKE A BIRDDOG
PITILESS LIVE SHOW
THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW
WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK

these are all so amazing. dying here.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW sounds like a real treat to listen to

how's life, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

Keep hearing "Love Me Like A Birddog" to the tune of "Love You Like A Love Song."

I voted for Profitable Emotion but if these had been in the poll "Walking on the Sidewalk" might have taken it for sheer geriatric blandness. It seems so out of step with the kind of microphone-jammin' you'd expect to find on the disc.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

PITILESS LIVE SHOW is the winner there for me for some reason

let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 January 2013 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

flight of the owl
lols

fit and working again, Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

FLIGHT OF THE OWL

Did a Rush boot slip in here somehow?

― chr1sb3singer, Sunday, December 23, 2012 11:30 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ actual LOL ^^

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 12 January 2013 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

"Ouch, Brad! Tyler has been recording his country album in Nashville, and he released first single “Love Is Your Name” earlier this year. Joe Perry is also working on a solo album, and Whitford is releasing a new Whitford St. Holmes album with ex-Ted Nugent vocalist Derek St. Holmes sometime in the near future."

so spinal tap it's not even funny

http://www.stereogum.com/1842952/aerosmith-guitarist-seems-pretty-pissed-about-steven-tylers-solo-career/wheres-the-beef/

calstars, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link

Whitford St. Holmes comeback?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hik0D0n6omU

how's life, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

what the world is waiting for, no doubt

calstars, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

While the bootleg titles are great, it's always worth noting that a number of people either implicitly or explicitly signed off on an officially-released Aerosmith album entitled Honkin' On Bobo.

Trimming The Hegyes: The Life & Times Of A Sweathog's Barber (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

Title should be '"I'm not listening to this"- Brad' in a handwritten scrawl

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Love ASmith

calstars, Saturday, 15 October 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

no photos post 78 pls

calstars, Saturday, 15 October 2016 03:41 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

I still think about 'big-mammed woman' semi-regularly

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

incredible thread

tylerw, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

I still think about 'big-mammed woman' semi-regularly
I still think about 'big-mammed woman' semi-regularly

Same, add “get a fuckin’ last” (still trying to determine the context for this) and of course “listen to this brad”

calstars, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

I have thought the phrase “listen to this brad” more than once when hearing something I’m taken by

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

how could i forget: pumpin' my trash

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Most iconic Aerosmith release depicted on these socks:

https://i.imgur.com/rqQD2Nq.jpg

Get a Grip
Love in an Elevator (single)
Nine Lives
Aerosmith (self-titled)

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 10 June 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

cant see the back of those... do they depict a Black/White photo of Steven Tyler holding one finger in his left ear, and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin?

One Eye Open, Monday, 10 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

Those socks need more Honkin on Bobo

calstars, Monday, 10 June 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

I'd have preferred toe socks with one member per toe

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 10 June 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

I'd have preferred toe socks with one member per toe

Obviously Steven and Joe are the big toe and neighbor. Who goes in the other spots? Does Joey get the pinkie toe?

calstars, Monday, 10 June 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

14 entries on the poll were clearly padding 'cause nobody had to guess who was gonna win.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 10 June 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

some others that have surfaced

TAKE ONE BITE
SOLID BLOW
STAY DREAM
STOCK FIST-PUMPER
AERO-VEDERCI, BABY

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 June 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

Is that "stock" in the Metallica sense?

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 28 June 2021 02:54 (two years ago) link

Holy crap, nice finds

calstars, Monday, 28 June 2021 19:02 (two years ago) link

STOCK FIST-PUMPER and SOLID BLOW are amazing.

peace, man, Monday, 28 June 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

AERO-VEDERCI, BABY is the best Aerosmith album title possible

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 28 June 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link

recorded at the Sweden Rock Festival 2017 - Italian relevance unknown.

peace, man, Monday, 28 June 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

lol yeah that's what makes it even better.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 June 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link

Add “Brad” to each for bonus points

calstars, Monday, 28 June 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link

Of all of 90s rock culture I honestly miss the most the dubious (supposedly) Italian CD bootlegs with the SIAE rubber stamp from Kiss The Stone, et al.

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link

thanks for the new display name cals

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

lol

calstars, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/gcwbGL4.png

calstars, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

Brad's on the lookout for a big-mammed woman

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link

Of all of 90s rock culture I honestly miss the most the dubious (supposedly) Italian CD bootlegs with the SIAE rubber stamp from Kiss The Stone, et al.

― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland0

yes but I don't miss the $25 price tags

sleeve, Tuesday, 29 June 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link


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