Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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Doot doo de doo doo

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Sunday, 15 July 2012 05:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

^ gallery of worst band names too

calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 15 July 2012 05:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

gallery of illadvised man leggings

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 July 2012 05:53 (10 months ago) Permalink

Wait, they're men?

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Sunday, 15 July 2012 08:21 (10 months ago) Permalink

the guy on the right reminds of that Aphex Twin album with the large breasted Richard D James.

Poliopolice, Sunday, 15 July 2012 17:25 (10 months ago) Permalink

yes

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:26 (10 months ago) Permalink

weird photo
i think it'd be ok if their outfits weren't matchy matchy

Ówen P., Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:59 (10 months ago) Permalink

the guy on the right reminds of that Aphex Twin album with the large breasted Richard D James.

― Poliopolice, Monday, 16 July 2012 03:25 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 04:26 (5 hours ago)

single

¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Monday, 16 July 2012 00:00 (10 months ago) Permalink

yeah yeah yeah ;)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 16 July 2012 01:31 (10 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Ladies and gentlemen, Davey Suicide:

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

posted in BNLadies thread, but

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:08 (8 months ago) Permalink

Mein gott, Davey Suicide. Amazing. Are you sure it isn't a spoof? The main guy kind of looks like Noel Fielding in rockstar-twat-guise.

Don't get the AnCo pic - they're a bit sweaty-looking, I guess, but don't see what's wrong with it otherwise.

emil.y, Monday, 27 August 2012 20:12 (8 months ago) Permalink

Was covered already upthread, but yeah it looks like they had a sleepover where they all woke up with a fever and ran out of shampoo.

Evan, Monday, 27 August 2012 20:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

Davey Suicide are all too real. I just watched 1 minute of a song called 'Generation F*** Star'. I can't even...

wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

It's basically typical nu-metal garbage.

wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

AnCo pic looks like a half-hearted gurning contest.

wise men farting over you (snoball), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:16 (8 months ago) Permalink

they look like four idiots, that's what's wrong with it

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

Not too different from the above picture, but second from left guy's pout/sneer is pretty amazing:

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:35 (8 months ago) Permalink

they look like four idiots, that's what's wrong with it

― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, August 27, 2012 4:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:49 (8 months ago) Permalink

AnCo - dude on far right's expression is enough wrong for me. Too much teeth happening

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

Still good to see Oscar getting some work outside The Office though amirite

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 27 August 2012 22:23 (8 months ago) Permalink

idk take the guy on the right out and it's a pretty inoffensive photo.

windjamm voyager (blank), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:25 (8 months ago) Permalink

total villalobosgurnin.jpg vibes tho

windjamm voyager (blank), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:27 (8 months ago) Permalink

I am offended by 33-year-old men looking 10 years old.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:28 (8 months ago) Permalink

get some haircuts hippie scum!

windjamm voyager (blank), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:30 (8 months ago) Permalink

and get a job too while ur at it

windjamm voyager (blank), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:31 (8 months ago) Permalink

Ladies and gentlemen, Davey Suicide:

Old Lunch, Monday, 27 August 2012 22:32 (8 months ago) Permalink

blank otm

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:54 (8 months ago) Permalink

is Davey Suicide's lead singer named AF[vowel]?

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 27 August 2012 23:54 (8 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

this picture of The Tontons ...

zappi, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 00:04 (8 months ago) Permalink

That one's ok except for the Davey Crockett cap

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:04 (8 months ago) Permalink

christmas sweater is problematic for me also

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:52 (8 months ago) Permalink

Davy Crockett hat looks like a good connection

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:56 (8 months ago) Permalink

all the guys do actually

The Most Typical and Popular Girl Rider (Crabbits), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:57 (8 months ago) Permalink

The Tontons look like they're dressed up as whIte people for Halloween.

LaMonte, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 02:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

somehow I find the tontons likeable in that photo

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:13 (8 months ago) Permalink

Nothing wrong with a good Christmas Jumper, in my opinion.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:14 (8 months ago) Permalink

my five second impression is that they're slightly amateurish but promising indie pop who might stand out from similar bands thanks to a superior flair for melody.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

from spotify, I mean, not the photo

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

Also, that link seems to miss the point that half of those acts were almost certainly INTENTIONALLY making themselves look ridiculous.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:15 (8 months ago) Permalink

Also, that link seems to miss the point that half of those acts were almost certainly INTENTIONALLY making themselves look ridiculous.

― emil.y, Wednesday, September 19, 2012 5:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

failure to get this sort of thing = innocuous thing that makes me irrationally angry

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:17 (8 months ago) Permalink

More like all of them... I don't see a single "unintentional" image among those.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

(x-post)

Tuomas, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:19 (8 months ago) Permalink

I realise that with some of them, the writer is laughing at a different thing/in a different way to what the intention of the artist was, but with others it is pretty clear that the band are meant to be mocking themselves in exactly the same manner that the writer is laughing.

emil.y, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:21 (8 months ago) Permalink

my five second impression is that they're slightly amateurish but promising indie pop who might stand out from similar bands thanks to a superior flair for melody.

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from spotify, I mean, not the photo

― look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, September 19, 2012 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, i thought your post was some sharp semiotics at work.

Right or wrong, It's the truth! (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:46 (8 months ago) Permalink

tontons picture is great, love the sweater

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 21:53 (8 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 14 January 2013 10:03 (4 months ago) Permalink

guy on the right didn't get the email

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 January 2013 10:05 (4 months ago) Permalink

they look like they're waiting for school detention

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:38 (4 months ago) Permalink


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