people that YELP are scumbags

How about butter that has been fed grass?

ya idk abt that might be some sort of advanced level maneuver

Oh man, I'm sorry, I've gone down the paleo rabbit hole. On a site where people are questioning mold issue, the guy who sells his own brand of "mold-free coffee beans" says:

Am I saying coffee will kill you? Nope. But bad coffee slows you down - a lot - and low toxin coffee speeds you up - a lot.

people still read yelp reviews?

http://cooking.stackexchange.com/questions/19863/are-fungal-toxins-a-significant-problem-in-coffee-and-if-so-can-they-be-avoide

if u dont believe coffee is moldy then u prob have brain fog imho

I'm slowed down - a lot - from my moldy coffee.

Remember guys brain function is optional for drinking this coffee if you have none.

I JUST FIGURED OUT that the (if you have none) was in reference to the MCT oil and not your own commentary about the brain function of paleo diet morons.

Holy shit. Either I really am poisoned by moldy coffee, or that guy is wrong about the benefits of mold-free coffee and MCT oil.

Oh god, MCT oils include coconut oil, so this person is putting butter and coconut oil in coffee.

http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/cat-puke-plate.jpg

This reminds me of a clip on some morning show or local news show I watched in which a model or local beauty queen (I was totally paying attention obv) was talking about her healthy lifestyle, which included cooking with coconut oil and eating a tablespoon of it plain every day. They illustrated the last bit by showing a closeup of her face while she ate a tablespoon of straight up coconut oil and she was trying to keep smiling but seriously looked like she was about to vom. It was hilarious.

moldy coffee beans? this is a thing?

hork hork
hork hork
hork hork
hork

It's a thing to a guy who sells his own brand of mold-free coffee beans and the paleo people who are tired of having all that money in their wallets.

man, why don't I ever have ideas like this, I could own a boat by now

I saw that pic of the cat and thought you guys were talking about that coffee that's been eaten and shit out by feral cats, that super artisan catshit coffee

Well is your wife a doctor... this guy's wife is so he has science behind him and shit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak

my brother is a lawyer, maybe I can get him to draw up contracts where ppl agree I can spend their money and in return they have permission to feel a little bit better about themselves

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Luwak.jpg/200px-Luwak.jpg

sry this isnt a cat

wait what

Civets are also called "toddycats"

I am having a problem wrapping my head around that

coffee made from civet shit is famed for its smoothness? I would think it would be famed for being made out of civet shit

It's famed for being the smoothest coffee gingerly shitted from a civet's distended poopchute.

TS: Bulletproof Exec vs. the Four Hour Body idiot.

the civets eat the fruit but the the beans go through their digestive tract mostly undigested save some chemical reaction that makes them smooth iirc, they wash the shit off before packaging

I heard they don't

how can I be sure I'm not getting shitty bean coffee

a little bit nutty says mike myers character fat bastard from austin powers 2

xp Mixed it with grass fed butter.

hey if anyone wants me to shit in their coffee... too late!!!!

how can I be sure I'm not getting shitty bean coffee

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:31 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess dont pay $100/lb for coffee pooped out by weird cat/rat things is the easiest way

tho there may be poop or mold in other coffe idk

I can never get my butter to eat anything, I'm afraid it's going to starve ;_;

That's OK, when it dies it turns into cream cheese iirc

Make sure not to feed it corn.

maybe they meant "grass-fed" as a euphemism and it's actually weed-infused butter

haha INFUSED

"toxins" is one of those words where if someone says it you can just ignore every subsequent thing they say

^^^ otm

^^x1000

kinder OTM

I bought a small package of kopi luwak for my workmates last Christmas. it was pretty tasty! even if it wasn't, we got endless entertainment from offering everybody cat shit coffee and laughing like loons.

http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/images/bat-eared-fox_T07-0453.jpg

Review of Gokul - St. Louis, MO by Celeste L.

8/7/2011

Very horrible service, even for an ethnic restaurant, and I have pretty low standards for ethnic restaurants. I looked at the menu online and was excited to be able to get lemon masala soda and some idli sambar. But, just as other reviewers have said, it was tough to even get a menu at the restaurant, and they pretty much steered us away from ordering off the menu and steered us to getting the buffet, which I looked at but wasn't excited about. Due to some dietary restrictions, I could not really eat many things off the buffet, except some salad, daal soup, rice and naan, so it was not really worth the $12.99 for the dinner buffet. We were not even asked if we wanted to order any drinks. It seems like the servers here just want to do the absolute minimum work they can to get you in and out of there.

maybe because u were an obvious shitbag idk

it'd be so sweet if yelp allowed comments for each review

or some kind of personality rating for the reviewer based on proportion of negative/positive review

http://losangeles.grubstreet.com/2012/07/sang-yoon-carrot-cake-gate.html

Awesome, i want to eat at that guy's restaurant now.

the pure, uncut entitledness in the comments section there is heady