ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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made it about 10 minutes into shock labyrinth and gave up - huge fan of that director but it looked like it was going to be a horrendous misstep. also from what i can tell its mostly a film meant to show off 3D tech, and it really really shows.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

okay, will pass.
i just got a membership to IFC Center, can anyone rep for this?
http://www.ifccenter.com/films/the-pact/

I really liked The Innkeepers. Dug the vibe and characters. There's something about Ti West that's refreshing without trying to knock us out about how refreshing he's being. On the other hand, though, there's a little oomph missing from his movies. I keep feeling like he's close to making something really significant but it might still be several films into the future.

The Thnig, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

the missing oomph thing gets at my reservations, though i haven't seen the innkeepers. so far, he seems to generate good instincts and ideas, but rather dull movies.

watched don't be afraid of the dark the other night. was okay, very well-mounted, but sort of flat. one of the only times i've thought that a horror film really, really should have been shooting for PG-13, that it was harmed by its unwillingness to be a "family movie". a bit more cartoonish zip and a bit less grue, and it could have been a halloween classic.

contenderizer, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

i guess i mean that it could have taken a few cues from gremlins. loved the production design and the kid lead was pretty great. story wasn't much, though.

contenderizer, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

I missed this last week @ Japan Society, figured y'all shd know about it.

http://www.pajiba.com/trade_news/trailer-zombie-ass-the-toilet-of-the-dead-yes-that-is-the-actual-title-not-a-metaphor-for-an-adam-sandler-film.php

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 July 2012 08:33 (eleven years ago) link

this is playing locally as a midnight film; anybody wanna rep for it?
http://www.ritesofspringmovie.com/

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Search says nobody here has been discussing Berberian Sound Studio but I figure the title might not give away that it's a new horror film. Looks good to me.

emil.y, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Ok so I just watched "The Oregonian" last night (netflix streaming fyi) and its def low budget and makes some mistakes but overall i thought it was really really impressive and effective, including some actual physical goosebump/chill moments. riyl: non-narrative, creepy, lynch filtered through dirtbag vibe. its def as much an art film thing as a horror really, some tschevverasky (sp?) in there as well. totally worth it. unless you hate it in which case whoops.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 August 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

yeah it was definitely effective. I didn't completely LIKE the effect it made on me, but it def made it.

Lewis Apparition (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

Man, "Rubber" was terrible, and terribly smug.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 August 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Absentia's quite good. Simple and effective.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

i really liked 'absentia'.

second only to popcorn (or something), Friday, 24 August 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

anybody interested in apparition?

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link

so the hobbit version of maniac is out, uh, somewhere. maybe in limited release or overseas. or so i hear. anyone seen it?

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

so, Kill List? quite effective imo - & [SPOILER] I loved the unexpected third act to homage to 70s Brit pastoral horror.

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link

kill list was one of the few memorable ones i have seen in recent times . V/H/S would be another. it is a short story wrapping a bunch of other short stories, implying they all happen within the same "universe". it would be cool if they made a tv series out of it.

Sébastien, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

Watched McKee's The Woman. There's something really 1990s about the insertion of the emotional singer-songwriter music over key scenes that either makes me think that 1) McKee is playing with us in an interesting way, or 2) is just tuck in the 90s, which I think is an actual possibility. He's certainly done this before.

Also the guy who played the dad was great. Pretty good ending, too.

The Thnig, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

emil.y, i think it was Simon H on another thread who also called Berberian Sound Studio a horror film - can I ask what makes you think that it is? Based on Peter Strickland's previous movie, and on a feature in the current Sight and Sound, I don't think it's a genre film as such (ie i get the impression it's about psychological collapse rather than supernatural threat) , although not having seen it, I could be wrong.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

I wish all these horror movies were just released immediately to Netflix streaming, because that's where they need to be.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

ie i get the impression it's about psychological collapse rather than supernatural threat

So, err, you don't think Repulsion is a horror film?

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, okay, the reasons I think it is a horror film: it premieres at FrightFest, a horror film festival; it has been reviewed as a horror film by every publication; the themes are of psychological horror set in a giallo production (and you are missing a lot if you don't think psychological horror is 'really horror'); the director thinks it's a horror film; the sole imdb genre tag is 'horror'.

I'll actually see it on Saturday so I can tell you if I suddenly have a revelation that it isn't one, but I'm fairly sure I won't.

emil.y, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

Watched McKee's The Woman. There's something really 1990s about the insertion of the emotional singer-songwriter music over key scenes that either makes me think that 1) McKee is playing with us in an interesting way, or 2) is just tuck in the 90s, which I think is an actual possibility. He's certainly done this before.

Also the guy who played the dad was great. Pretty good ending, too.

― The Thnig, Wednesday, August 29, 2012 7:30 AM (2 hours ago)

liked the movie, but thought that the soundtrack was badly misjudged. almost certainly the result of being a bit too attached to 90s/early 00s indie film sensibilities. that said, the power-pop goofiness did soften the blow in a way that i appreciated. if the soundtrack had been all glowery and "intense", i probably would have found the film a good deal more repulsive.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

Watched and enjoyed Ti West's The Innkeepers last night. Not great, but it rewards the patience it demands. It's similar to The House of the Devil in that it spends way too much time on the slow-paced development of uninteresting characters, but by time spooky stuff started going down, around the halfway point, I was hooked. It's vanishingly slight, and the ending is a bit anticlimactic, but I was genuinely unnerved for most of the last half hour. Also appreciated West's willingness to leave his audience with more questions than answers. Otoh, it's all but done in by the casting. The lead actress is clearly supposed to be cute as a button, and she is, but she's also terribly one-dimensional and unconvincing.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

For better or worse (maybe worse), I've given up resisting Ti West because of his clear flaws and instead just loving him for existing at all.

Anyone ever seen his pre-House of the Devil flicks, The Roost and Triggerman?

The Thnig, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

House of the Devil burned me so badly that it will take a really desperate night of netflix streaming for me to even think about giving this dude another shot.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Innkeepers is a totally different vibe. Definitely lots of laughs. Triggerman has its fans, but it was only in cropped form when it was being streamed.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

House of the Devil burned me so badly that it will take a really desperate night of netflix streaming for me to even think about giving this dude another shot.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:20 AM (8 minutes ago)

this isn't a recommendation, cuz i think you'd probably hate it, but i hated house of the devil and at least half liked the inkeepers. spent most of the first 45 minutes wondering how i'd let myself get fooled again, though.

i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

i sort of liked the house of the devil, enough to watch it twice. i thought is it was very "neat", every facets of the retro fetish thing, the photography, costumes, lame intrigue, just a retro-licious neat litle bad horror movies like i have seen when i was a kid on on Commander USA's Groovie Movies and stuff. anyone remember a psycho knockoff from the late 70's early 80's where the killer inject a syringe of blood in a blow up doll full of water? that one was odd.

Sébastien, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

google tells me it looks like it was "Private Parts " .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mURQ4OKRygA
will have to watch that one again i think.

Sébastien, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

House of the Devil burned me so badly that it will take a really desperate night of netflix streaming for me to even think about giving this dude another shot.

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11:20 AM (8 minutes ago)

I didn't hate HOTD, but my main impression was that I'd liked to have seen Tom Noonan's awesome creepy dude performance basically C&Pd into a better, scarier movie.

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

maybe if i was a walkman enthusiast i would like that movie

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

emil.y, i look forward to hearing yr report on Berberian Sound System and am, right this v second, happy to accept that it is as horribly horrible as repulsion

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 30 August 2012 09:02 (eleven years ago) link

Just watched The Caller, which is sorta like a remake of that Dennis Quaid movie Frequency with less laughing. Really dug it -- effectively wrings every bit of unpleasantness out of the situation, possibilities of which only dawned upon me slightly before the happened in the movie. Mostly, though, it made me depressed that good solid Grade B+ horror films like this never make it to the U.S. multiplex anymore and instead we get sludge like The Roommate and Sorority Row.

The Thnig, Friday, 31 August 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

caught Berberian Sound Studio a couple of mornings ago, liked it a lot.

Simon H., Friday, 31 August 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

Saw Berberian Sound Studio last night - think it's one of the best films i've seen in years. wrote a bit about why here.

Fizzles, Sunday, 2 September 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

I agree! Really really great.

Do you mind if I post your link over on the Berberian Sound Studio thread?

emil.y, Sunday, 2 September 2012 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

no, not at all. didn't realise there was a thread.

Fizzles, Monday, 3 September 2012 06:43 (eleven years ago) link

ok watched a couple of new ones

The Final - i really should have known better, but yeah its a stupid revenge topical bully egdy columbine what if that is a complete movie execs try to imagine the slipknot generation 4 years too late clusterfuck trainwreck. avoid avoid avoid.

Snowtown/alt title The Snowtown Murders - well if you are craving a soul-destroying bleak horror skincrawler ala Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer this is one for you. its fairly brilliant, and incredibly well-acted, and deeply in the camp of "movies that are so hard to watch that i dont really recommend them". its a rough one, and gets worse when you find out that it is a true story.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

available on netflix streaming, if you want to ruin your day instantly on demand.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Wow, this looks either stupid or brilliant:

http://cf.drafthouse.com/_uploads/drafthousefilms/galleries/16162/abcdeathxa-poster2__poster.jpg

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

it can be both!

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

actually i cant really blow up the picture in a way that gives me most of the info at the top abt the directors

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

if they are all troma directors or mick garris is involved i retract my brilliant comment

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

The ABC's OF DEATH is an ambitious anthology film featuring segments directed by over two dozen of the world's leading talents in contemporary genre film. Inspired by children's educational ABC books, the motion picture is comprised of 26 individual chapters, each helmed by a different director assigned a letter of the alphabet. The directors were then given free reign in choosing a word to create a story involving death. Provocative, shocking, funny and ultimately confrontational; THE ABC's OF DEATH is the definitive snapshot of the diversity of modern horror. Drafthouse Films, Magnet Pictures and Timpson Films are proud to present this alphabetical arsenal of destruction orchestrated by what Fangoria calls "a stunning roll call of some of the most exciting names in horror across the world."

Angela Bettis
Hélène Cattet
Ernesto Díaz Espinoza
Jason Eisener
Bruno Forzani
Adrián García Bogliano
Xavier Gens
Noboru Iguchi
Thomas Cappelen Malling
Jorge Michel Grau
Yoshihiro Nishimura
Banjong Pisanthanakun
Simon Rumley
Marcel Sarmiento
Jon Schnepp
Srdjan Spasojevic
Timo Tjahjanto
Andrew Traucki
Nacho Vigalondo
Jake West
Ti West
Ben Wheatley
Adam Wingard
Mikael Wulff
Yudai Yamaguchi
Lee Hardcastle

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

considering how little ti west usually gets done in 90 minutes i am worried abt what he can do in 5

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

super gory trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0NKDex30U

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

M1ke D'4ngel0 said that Ti West's segment should appeal to the same crowd that digs A Serbian Film. Yay.

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

since i have nothing today, a brief summary

Angela Bettis - dig her, but roman was just kind of eh
Hélène Cattet - made amer which is A+++
Ernesto Díaz Espinoza - something called mirageman? idk
Jason Eisener - hobo with a shotgun! getting more promising
Bruno Forzani - also amer related
Adrián García Bogliano - cold sweat? unknown to me
Xavier Gens - frontier(s), another good sign, potentially
Noboru Iguchi - the machine girl. not totally my thing, but could be interesting, def will be wacky
Thomas Cappelen Malling - did that norwegian ninja thing i still havent watched
Jorge Michel Grau - we are what we are? again, idk
Yoshihiro Nishimura - tokyo gore police, which i liked even less than machine girl. splattertown for this one i am sure
Banjong Pisanthanakun - shutter and alone, pretty solid
Simon Rumley - red white and blue which i also have only gotten through a little of, pretty slow starter
Marcel Sarmiento - deadgirl, which is one of my modern faves
Jon Schnepp -metalocalypse i guess? something called the removers that i know nothing abt
Srdjan Spasojevic - if you couldnt guess from the name, its the serbian film guy. which i still havent seen so i will reserve judgement
Timo Tjahjanto - stuff called macabre and dara, no clue
Andrew Traucki - black water which sucked, the reef which i never watched because of black water, s for shark or a for alligator i imagine. yawn.
Nacho Vigalondo - timecrimes dude! awesome!
Jake West - doghouse, which was a knucleheaded assholish mess
Ti West - house of the long naps. yuck
Ben Wheatley - down terrace and kill list, keep meaning to watch down terrace but havent
Adam Wingard - V/H/S, which came out last week and i havent heard much about, along w/his other films pop skull and laura panic
Mikael Wulff - some show called pandaerne? who knows?
Yudai Yamaguchi - versus which is awesome! meatball machine which is not.
Lee Hardcastle - apparently a hyper-violent claymation dude? credited with segment "T is for Toilet" which sounds like no thanks to me.

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link


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