there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

it's totally not some previously established ilx poster

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 02:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

That's the name of your dog, right?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 05:42 (11 months ago) Permalink

I feel like Scott might be on the mark with Momus.

― t. s. idiot (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 05:52 (11 months ago) Permalink

has a garu g-ish tone to it imo

― shark of maim (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 05:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

obv w/o flange

― shark of maim (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 05:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

sheeting on ur gramps floonge

― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 09:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

You know I gage flanges at work. Seen no sign of Gran yet, though.

― t. s. idiot (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 11:50 (11 months ago) Permalink

"Gran Turismo"

― Mark G, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 12:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

oooooh didnt even think of that!

― t. s. idiot (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 12:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

The fall of man began from which fruit?
Gran E Smith

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 12:34 (11 months ago) Permalink

gran on bongos

― t. s. idiot (loves laboured breathing), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 12:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

nu-school Old Fart!!!!

― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 13:31 (11 months ago) Permalink

I am pretty sure my inner goddess is going to get a leg cramp from this ceaseless meringue but that doesn't stop him.

He pulls my hips back and flips over my legs, twisting them 180 degrees. Then, he pulls back my head and folds my arms over my face. A sharp jolt snaps my hips into my shoulders and the transformation is complete. I am now a Volkswagen Beetle.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:08 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

if you read about classical music performances from 19th and 18th century they were filled with yelling and screaming and people throwing things at the orchestra if they didn't like the performance. was not at all like it is today.

― scott seward, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:00 AM (17 minutes ago)

same with theatre crowds back then too.

― scott seward, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:01 AM (16 minutes ago)

what this means is that 200 years from now, performers will wear tuxedos and present solemn highbrow performances of "I Like To Move It"

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:01 AM (16 minutes ago)

And dramatic readings of Adam Sandler's "Gay Robot."

― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:02 AM (14 minutes ago)

and recitals of 'excerpts from a life ' by frogbs

― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:07 AM (10 minutes ago)

― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:10 AM (7 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

it is truly wondrous how replete with frog jps the internet is

― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

― the new dire homonormativity (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

xp
well France does have the internet after all

― duobting tuomas (m bison), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

DJP's "I Like to Move It" comment had me looking for 'classical recital i like to move it' on YouTube and instead I found all this, having switched to 'dance recital':

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dance+recital+i+like+to+move+it&oq=dance+recital+i+like+to+move+it&gs_l=youtube.3...1905.3382.0.3600.7.7.0.0.0.0.67.438.7.7.0...0.0.-GA-AeyKkZI

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:18 (11 months ago) Permalink

that became a super popular song with kids after (iirc) the madagascar movie

― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

^^ is this racist
xxp

― blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 18:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

limbaugh does that "playing a character" thing a lot, fwiw.

― slugbuggy, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:47 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really? I've heard him say he's an entertainer, never seen him say he plays a character

― the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:48 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dragging Louie CK into this is kind of weird considering his tweet was basically nothing more than "I like your show", but there are some choice quotes here

I’ll be specific then: Louis CK once joked that no one would (publicly) claim that there were “good reasons” for rape. He also once joked how if he could travel back in time,he’d rape Hitler so viciously that Hitler won’t do any of the things Hitler is known for. In other words, Louis CK seems to think there are indeed “good reasons” for rape which are essentially the same “reasons” people who rape lesbians to make them “straight” use to rationalize their views and use of rape.

don't think this guy really "gets" comedy

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:55 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think that guy gets the difference between anti-nazism and anti-lesbianism

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:56 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What if "Hitler" was just a character.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:58 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, i just meant he doesn't mind being taken seriously as a political commentator until there's a flap and then he's just an entertainer or whatnot so ppl shouldn't take him seriously.

x-posts

― slugbuggy, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nb i'm talking about limbaugh not hitler.

― slugbuggy, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:03 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

I was not pigeonholing catalogs/marriage as inherently bad. Esp if we bring back mail-order husbands.

― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:31 AM Bookmark

― chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:31 (11 months ago) Permalink

Putting butter in coffee is a paleo diet thing.

Yeah. I know, right?

― carl agatha, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:04 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Recipe:

Start with 500 ml (2 mugs) of black coffee brewed with mold-free beans (important)
Add 2 Tbs (or more, I prefer 80 grams, about 2/3 of a standard stick of butter) of Kerry Gold or other UNSALTED grass-fed butter
Add 30 grams of MCT oil for max energy, weight loss and brain function (optional if you have none)
Blend with a pre-heated hand blender, Magic Bullet, or (best) counter top blender until there is a creamy head of foam

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:10 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mold-free beans? It seems pretty easy to avoid moldy coffee beans...

― carl agatha, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:27 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eating butter in paleo is non standard as its dairy

― lag∞n, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:29 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How about butter that has been fed grass?

― carl agatha, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:31 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Marco YOLO (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

alexsf's "recipe" is lolzy on its own

― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:09 (11 months ago) Permalink

butter is only paleo if made from human milk

― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

I HAVE HAD THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TIE-IN PROMOTION FLAVOR 'DARK BERRY' MOUNTAIN DEW

it's not very good though

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:15 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that just looks like something you're not supposed to drink unless you're batman

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who's to say some dude isn't Batman?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:18 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shhhhhhhhhhh

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some batdude

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:20 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the adventures of batman & rrrobyn

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 4:20 PM (9 seconds ago) Bookmark

― mister would you please herp my brony (Pillbox), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

Awwwww!!!!

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:25 (11 months ago) Permalink

damn

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

ha!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

Nice.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:36 (11 months ago) Permalink

Ok, I guess I do need to clarify, I don't think iatee hates me because I own property. I think iatee hates me though, but I'm not sure what his reasons are.
--heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0)

I think if someone expands this this thread they will find that time you told me you hope I get cancer

― iatee, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:40 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:44 (11 months ago) Permalink

We have a Batman follow-up:

--

did it make your voice all deep and gravelly y/n

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:02 PM (35 minutes ago)

i already sound like tom waits because of a lifetime of drinking dew

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:07 PM (30 minutes ago)

so you ARE batman

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:29 PM (8 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

mh i tell you what right now i'm going to coin a new term that i think is going to be the talk of ilx in the future anytime one of us combatively picks apart a fellow poster's personality, and you are my inspiration: antagalyzing

― straight up now tell me will I be a fucking lump forever? (some dude), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 9:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looking forward to analgazing other ilxors in the future

― dayo, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:21 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― the alternate vision continues his vision quest! (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 22:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

hah

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

u think you've been a part of every clusterfuck on ilx on a given day and then it turns out there are clusterfucks happening you didn't even know about

― Mordy, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

alexsf's "recipe" is lolzy on its own

― du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 9:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i thought that was the lol, and a good and satisfying lol it was too, until i scrolled down

― caek, Thursday, 12 July 2012 12:32 (11 months ago) Permalink

I am pretty sure my inner goddess is going to get a leg cramp from this ceaseless meringue but that doesn't stop him.

He pulls my hips back and flips over my legs, twisting them 180 degrees. Then, he pulls back my head and folds my arms over my face. A sharp jolt snaps my hips into my shoulders and the transformation is complete. I am now a Volkswagen Beetle.

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:08 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:32 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this week's Private Eye has Craig Brown doing a less funny version of Dan's post fwiw

― if you are a false nine don't entry (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 July 2012 14:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

Stand-up comedy thread?

― “Yes, I love the kinky fuckery." (a hoy hoy), Thursday, July 12, 2012

tosh.0 told a woman at his show that it would be funny if she was raped

― Mordy, Thursday, July 12, 2012

is that like some sort stand-up robot?

― “Yes, I love the kinky fuckery." (a hoy hoy), Thursday, July 12, 2012

― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2012 15:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

stop messing around and put it on the blanket already

― lag∞n, Thursday, July 12, 2012 2:34 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

( from this amazing thread why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? )

― visions of kreayshawn with joanna newsom (bernard snowy), Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

It puts the novels on its blanket

― kinder, Thursday, 12 July 2012 16:55 (11 months ago) Permalink

there's a great story in the charles schulz bio about johnston calling schulz (johnston being one of the few colleagues schulz admired) and mentioning to him that because her characters age she's going to have to do something soon about the dog, who is going to have to die, and schulz is really adamant that johnston not kill the dog because people don't want to read about dead dogs over breakfast (they just want to read about endlessly telescoping bleakness and cruelty i guess) and johnston says no i have to do this it's all right it'll be a big affecting arc and everything and schulz apparently says

IF YOU DO THIS
I AM GOING TO HAVE SNOOPY GET HIT BY A TRUCK
AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL
AND EVERYBODY WILL WORRY ABOUT SNOOPY
AND NO ONE WILL READ YOUR STUPID STORY

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also apparently schulz calls her to congratulate her on reaching some kind of syndication milestone -- X number of papers carrying FBOFW -- which is a very high number by the standards of most comics but not a high number by the standards of peanuts, and schulz is very gracious and complimentary at first but then johnston says like "i'm catching up to you haha!" and schulz just says CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE IN THE LOUVRE and hangs up

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:53 (11 months ago) Permalink

awesome

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:54 (11 months ago) Permalink

dammit I missed a post on that

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

weird guy

― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, July 12, 2012 5:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:07 (11 months ago) Permalink

Makes him even more of a hero but there you go.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 July 2012 22:23 (11 months ago) Permalink

schulz is really adamant that johnston not kill the dog because people don't want to read about dead dogs over breakfast (they just want to read about endlessly telescoping bleakness and cruelty i guess)

hahahahahaha!

― Team Safeword (Abbbottt), Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:00 (11 months ago) Permalink

Genius post

― OPÓ (Ówen P.), Thursday, 12 July 2012 23:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

Makes him even more of a hero but there you go

Reminds me of the Ray Bradbury moon landing story and equally as awesome.

― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

AND EVERYBODY WILL WORRY ABOUT SNOOPY
AND NO ONE WILL READ YOUR STUPID STORY

― lag∞n, Friday, 13 July 2012 03:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

chuck would have been a valuable poster imo

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 July 2012 03:10 (11 months ago) Permalink