Chuck Asay died for your sins: batshit rightwing cartoonists 2009

lol at Arnie chowing down on future taxpayers, is he not Republican enough or something?

every one of those global warming "joeks" is punctuated in my mind by patton oswalt's whackity schmackity-dooooo

Boy, are they going to be this bitter for four years? (yeah, they are, obviously)

http://www.cagle.com/news/ObamaInauguration/main.asp

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/2/6562_thumb.jpg

Boy, are they going to be this bitter for four years? (yeah, they are, obviously)

What really, REALLY burns the cons is not that Obama is liked, but that people are enthusiastic about the dude. I predict lots of tut-tutting and rubbing of fingers together when the honeymoon is over, e.g., "look, we TOLD you long ago that Obama's not perfect!"

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/lb0121cd20090120024740.jpg

Is this referring to one of the organizers or one of the crowd-goers?

He has a media tag, so the former?

oh fuck off

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can't speak to all of those, but there was plenty of music everywhere on tuesday, and blue birds and butterflies from the stuff dude's actually down in the 48 hours he's had the job.

As for spring, that's b/c you live in the northern hemisphere on a planet with an axial tilt

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090122beelertoon_c20090122033243.jpg

Nothing batshit about this, I just want to support and encourage giant angry cephalopods as a regular feature of political toons.

i like the watercolor in that one

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/sst012009dAPR20090121034638.jpg

whereas with this toon of giant monsters waiting for obama in the white house, my first reaction was "Oh shit BOSS FIGHT look out!"

wait is that a riff on obama's anti-bcs comment? those look like mascots to me

only the trojan is a mascot of a bcs team tho

Which teams, tho? USC and whom else?

xp yeah

srsly tho i'm loving the attitude in so many of these like 'haw haw baracky hope you like running the country we fucked up so bad!!'

xps gentlemen u must understand i know 0 about sports

its was a good if somewhat flawed and obscure theory imo

He does win points for a surprising non-overuse of labels, tho. We have an easily known dude, an easily identifiable office, and just big monsters awaiting him.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090120-Frozen20090122014132.jpg

Meanwhile, the artic isn't melting at all nor are polar bears about to be put on the endangered species list due to drowning from all the non-melting polar ice caps. Also, in an area that's usually sub-zero, they use thermometers that can freeze.

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NO BUT I CAN REPLACE THE FUCK THAT ENABLED THEM

Octopus toon is sweet

wite guy no lips blak guy lol hueg lips

can't stop lolling at "the room I used to keep America safe for seven years"; did he just not give a fuck for the first year?

nine eleven changed everything

meanwhile, in fucking bizarro land:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0122ad20090122091856.jpg

Those fuckers/our shit c. 1894:

http://www.pauls-room.com/punch/art/tax_r2_c2.jpg

xp: gosh it was growing so well until the free market turned out to be an egg eating snake.

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AWWW WIDDLE BITTY FETUS. i can't recall whether this is the mccoy that did the obama in a dumpster behind an abortion clinic ("just making sure there are no survivors") strip, but fuck him either way. "hey guys, ABORTION!!!!"

oh jesus what an arsehole (xp)

meanwhile, from the Dept of Douchebags Who Luvs Torturing Folks Who May or May Not Be Guilty:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0123wj20090123092042.jpg

haw haw! cuz we all know just grabbing a guy in an actual warzone who's actually been shooting you is completely the same as a stateside civilian cop arresting a civilian which is completely the same as random guys getting grabbed and turned in for the bounty.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/Foden20090126-Gitmo20090124040421.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/varv01232009a20090123031700.jpg

OUR SHERIFF IS A NI--*BONG*

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sombrero! ay ay ay!

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/coletoon_-__what_exc20090122090850.jpg

OUR SHERIFF IS A NI--*BONG*

lol

i love the dude comparing gitmo to jurassic park

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/coletoon_-__what_exc20090122090850.jpg

i also support this one cuz crawford truly is a shithole

what is batshit rightwing about this last one?

casting the presses motivation as self centered and petty is a common wingnut trope - tho imo its often accurate particularly w/the big name washington press corps

just to be clear a lot of the press does great work not tryin be all glen greenwald challops here

http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/gm/2009/gm090123.gif

i'm still not getting the batshit rightwing from it at all. it's mocking the journalist a bit, since obviously he should be above it all and not mind that he had to cover a president that jetted to crawford whenever possible, but also taking the piss out of the prez for doing so.

Oh, I just like it when they bag on "THE MEDIA" with no particular reason or grouping or focus or anything. Anybody who asks questions of our Leader is bad.

Also, its batshit rightwing cartoonists, not just batshit rightwing cartoons. maybe not everyone they do is so batshit rightwing, but they definitely are.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SLs59nEa4X4/SXrlj7p58rI/AAAAAAAAAC0/TxcE-EoxcK0/s200/You+Know+Who.jpg

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lol at the fruity drink in the gitmo prisoners hand

lol at the fruit hand on the end of obama's arm

YOOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This is neither batshit nor rightwing, but I like the caricature of thumbs-up lincoln:

http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/53/2009/01/23/60332_600.jpg

Especially since the location of the portrait gives the thing the timing of action/reaction.

Also, it's now federal law to include thumbs-up lincoln in any pro-obama toon. It's like the bizarro Crying Liberty.

cartoon in today's guardian (by a canadian guy)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/cartoon/2009/jan/24/barack-obama-guantanamo-bay

c'mon, you've had 4 whole days...

only three, actually. Still, that toon can be read either way, that either dude hasn't done enough or there's such a mountain of shit which he's only begun to clean up.

Depends on the sense of proportion, i guess.

Also, its batshit rightwing cartoonists, not just batshit rightwing cartoons. maybe not everyone they do is so batshit rightwing, but they definitely are.

― a hoy hoy, Saturday, January 24, 2009 1:47 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not to belabor this point but here's another cartoon from the same guy:

http://emedia.thetimes-tribune.com/Portals/Emedia/blogs/101408coletoon.jpg

new week, new strips, new horrid caricatures:

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copy paste paste paste paste paste

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so non-citizens can vote now?

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oh that media, they're so silly

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http://www.caglecartoons.com/media/cartoons/89/2009/01/26/60363_600.jpg

i lold @ john kerry :/

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http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/090125beelertoon20090124040535.jpg

lo_Ol at blagojevich shitting himself in a diaper

so obama bested the giant octopus outside his room?

This is a pretty mild batch of batshits, dude.