everyone has their own opinion but alien/aliens are IN NO WAY as dumb/contrived/c-grade as prometheus
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
"Alien" works better because, duh, they all learned the lessons illustrated in "Prometheus." Worry about contamination, when an alien lizard creature rears its head don't try to pet it, join your local outerspace worker's union to avoid Company exploitation, etc.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
ha
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
there is no way prometheus is as dumb as alien or aliens, which are careful and nuanced studies of corporate culture under stress in the vein of robocop and terminator
― the late great, Sunday, 1 July 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
...
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 1 July 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link
say what now
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link
i think that's a typo tbf
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
I sure hope so
Can we open the airlock just in case
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link
depends on if tlg's coming in or leaving, i say be prepared in any case
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:15 (eleven years ago) link
"sorry but david was such a dumb character, as ok as fassbender played him"
bishop and ash are pretty dumb characters, too, but the actors really sold them in a compelling way. three out of four distinct compelling robot performances is a pretty good record.
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 2 July 2012 00:19 (eleven years ago) link
harsh on charlize
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 00:21 (eleven years ago) link
ok here's my director's cut
remove all jesus shit and focus on prometheus myth. guy pearce appears often as young guy pearce in hologram. he is actually a skeletal monstrosity in a lifepod. he is yr basic dr morbius mad scientist with david as amoral altaira and charlize as macready and idris as pris (yr basic pleasure model). the alien thing is actually an STD propagated by engineers. all the caricature remaining ethnic / ignorant / superstitious / curious george red shirt and scientist dudes all die way earlier from more memorable ways including sensitive crying dude who never impregnates noomi. he should just crumble into dust already and seed the planet with doe-eyed rodents. the nanotech dna virus might fuck up the hull of the ship and kill more people with melting helmets and final destination part 4 / jaws 3d plausible natural disasters. this includes everyone who got killed by roundhouse punches from zombies. the engineer is actually totally reasonable and is actually deep down alot like a draag. but he turns out to be a replicant too and when he impregnates noomi the baby turns out to be a facehugger egg that bursts onto skeletal guy pearce and produces the alien which ultimately just gets let loose on the planet with an escaping engineer who goes to LV 426 BOOM DONE
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
the crew of the ship could be in a spinoff tv series and david and charlize could be a cartoon network show
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
i'm in
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
anyway i'm just kidding it would be better if the engineer characters were just completed unrelated to hr giger
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link
*actually*
leave the engineers but just expunge any reference to facehuggers and chestbursters and never have them show up or wake up, i'm sure fassbender could handle the flute
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link
first way i can think of improving this movie is that none of them wake up
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
just a bit of robofass pottering
ie performing some of the better-known routines from the ouevre of dennis potter
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
anyway an advanced alien culture with only one type of WMD is like an old dog with only one trick
just have it be something different and interesting
like this
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldjbxuZa6c1qf0aafo1_500.jpg
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
http://f.hypotheses.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/624/files/2012/03/Escale-%C3%A0-Pharagonescia.jpg
― the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
SPLOZZ
castro assassination plan #253 imo
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe this has been mentioned upthread but is it consensus that Prometheus retcons the eggs in Alien to be the canisters?
i can't see why it would be. the eggs hatch facehuggers and the canisters leak black goo. also the eggs are eggs and the canisters are canisters. plus it's a pred ship.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Monday, 2 July 2012 04:33 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, these dudes deal in bio weapons. Nothing saying they always have to be transporting the exact same bioweapon every time.
― Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Monday, 2 July 2012 07:09 (eleven years ago) link
I just thought... if the engineers made us - WHO MADE THE ENGINEERS?
Oh crap, 5 seconds ago that was a shit gag in my mind, now I think it could be where lindelof actually wants to go with the sequel.
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link
Imagineers
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 July 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link
headband dude
YAPHET
KOTTO.
CALL HIM BY HIS NAME, HE'S AN AFRICAN PRINCE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 July 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link
lol at "Imagineers"
Oh man think of how next level this would have been if it was Walt Disney secretly frozen on the ship instead of Weyland.
― fancy poodle (latebloomer), Monday, 2 July 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link
You know, what we're really missing these days is cool comic book adaptations of movies. Downloaded the original Alien one the other day, pretty cool.
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/3/36/Marvel_Comics_Super_Special_Vol_1_17.jpg
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
I own this.
― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:28 (eleven years ago) link
I was reading <A href="http://www.darkhorse.com/Books/15-027/Aliens-Omnibus-Volume-3">a collection of stories in the Alien universe</a> last weekend, they're impressively bleak and down on plucky humans.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 14:56 (eleven years ago) link
not the onion
http://badassdigest.com/2012/07/03/seattle-ticket-taker-spoils-prometheus-on-moral-grounds/
― goole, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
hehe wonder which red state's going to sponsor that bill
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
well we're just going to warning-sticker movies the same way we're warning-sticker-ing soda and cigarettes
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link
hmm... so based on "just doing my job ma'am" bit I can see how management might have put him up to it to forestall rants from crazy pro-lifers. the bigger problem here is, it's not an abortion! it's a caesarean, and iirc the miracle baby gets on quite nicely post-procedure.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link
haaaaaaaaa
"at first everyone treated him like a freak, but then they understood why god had let him live"
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
the only way this would be acceptable is if the dude spoiled it by singing 'bodies' in full-on jonny rotten voice. and also if the ticket-taker was johnny rotten.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link
noomi and fass as joshua and caleb accepting their inheritance and marching into hebron to face the children of giants as a test of faith in god's grace
― the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
I feel like the ticket-taker may have been trolling considering it's a big ol' squiddy parasite. Still, pretty hilarious
― hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 6 July 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
Because Poe's Law is standard operating procedure, sullen teenager behavior is indistinguishable from earnest rightwing religious types
― Steam Sale Jonesin' (kingfish), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't seen prometheus yet, but I've seen an awful lot of spongebob
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523538_10150890935797261_1474100003_n.jpg
― coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Monday, 9 July 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link
omg
― the late great, Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
it occurred to me while i was watching it!
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:22 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― contenderizer, Thursday, 12 July 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link
this was both better and worse than i was expecting
― max, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link
really glad i went in with low/no expectations
found it really beautifully shot and designed, a couple good performances, a bunch of interesting ideas, and tons of plot points handled unbelievably poorly
― max, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link