andrew sullivan c/d

Headline today: How Hot Is Hell?

Still taking time out for the occasional View from Bain Capital Your Window.

Tom Hardy says he experimented with gay sex. There are rumors that he played Bane in the latest Batman movie. I have to say: I couldn't tell. And couldn't understand almost anything he said. What a steaming pile of crap that movie was.

I know I've been the only person waiting for this:

http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2012/08/paul-ryan-vs-fiscal-conservatism.html

"But he is, in some ways, a pellucidly bright plant bred in the conservative movement's hydroponic greenhouse." Exactly--that's why his ears are big and his clothes don't fit.

Some nicely turned phrases by Sullivan in that post. Maybe he had extra time to work on it over his vacation. It's a more persuasive conservative dis on Ryan than the David Stockman op-ed that ran in the NY Times last week.

Sez he's planning on attending Burning Man next year:

After years of nagging by my most relentless partner in crime, I've agreed to go next year. In an RV.

oh for jesus sake

Anyone who had the BurningMan - Hillary4Prez quinella yesterday, don't forget to stop by the window to collect.

NSFW

haha damn dude

Jesus. I'm in a public place reading that, kind of not noticing the giant picture everyone around me can see...

But a question: If someone is that out of touch with reality, why are they given jobs as analysts in television or the newspapers? If a dentist drilled into your forehead rather than your tooth, he'd be accountable. Those paid handsomely to examine the American social and political landscape can miss by the same mile and blithely carry on as if nothing had happened.

Agreed (he's specifically talking about George Will). But didn't Sullivan himself flat-out declare that Obama was finished after the first debate?

lol @ this dude of all people saying this

Write to him and tell him that! He'd happily publish it as a Dissent of the Day. xp

I might, though I'm pretty sure he'd say the same thing he always says: he's a blogger, not an analyst, and his job is to write down his immediate reactions unfiltered. That's his umbrella explanation for everything.

Andrew Sullivan is the unfrozen caveman lawyer of bloggers

this fucking guy

But he just got RE-ELECTED. It's a classic time for magnanimity - and yet he began the critical negotiations by poking the defeated GOP in the eye. This is not the new politics. It's the old partisanship. I hope it works. I fear it won't.

re Obama's new belligerence.

I just heard David Brooks on NPR saying something similar: deep down GOP realizes Obama has a mandate to raise taxes on the rich, but they need some time to get their head around it, so Obama needs to be gentle with them.

"I can't believe he's acting like the president he said he was going to be!"

It's a classic time for magnanimity

It was tried in the past with the very same people and they responded, let's say, poorly. Why repeat a failed experiment?

my idea of magnanimity: everyone making over 100 G gets their fucking taxes raised back to 1980 levels

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so I went to Mass in Chelsea tonight, and exchanged the ritual Sign of Peace (ie, a handshake) with a bearded, squat congregant -- guesswho?

...Santa?

think more British and "tortured"

Shoulda told him about this place.

Anyway, going independent/pay model, 19.99 a year.

lol

sofa's reallly not working for me, but maybe its just a big dog bed

You get a free sofa if you sign up?

Free used beagle sofa.

Beagle not included.

Anyway, already making bank:

Basically, we've gotten a third of a million dollars in 24 hours, with close to 12,000 paid subscribers (at last count). On average, readers paid almost $8 more than we asked for....If our goal was an annual income of somewhere around $900K (we erred on the safe side), we have gotten a third of the way there in 24 hours, which is why we're all somewhat gob-smacked.

I guess if I peace him in church again, slipping him a $20 is... something I won't do.

I'm not sure that would be any worse than the collection plate...

Twenty bag might be appreciated by him though

At the Movies with Morbz and Sully

oh I don't give cash to Cardinal Dolan.

Hallelujah

Responding to a critique of Girls:

So few qualities in the men? Have you seen Adam with his shirt off? Have you never fantasized about fucking a carpenter with sawdust under his fingernails just after he fixed your creaking door? (#SullyTMI: I pulled that one off in real life in 1989).

if i fucked a carpenter

fucking a carpenter

this is some weird catholic shit, right?

Sawdust under fingernails sounds really uncomfortable.

"See, when I meant 'no glove no love'..."

I see he's in a major retrospective/info dump mood today

http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2013/03/22/flies-collecting-on-a-wound/

In the summer of 2000, when I foolishly found myself wanting Al Gore to lose (Excelsior!), it was not a strong emotion. In the campaign, Gore was the advocate for a larger defense budget and Bush was all about being a “humble” nation. I figured there wasn’t much difference between them (and I still think Gore would have launched the Iraq War as well).

pretty sure sully becomes a rabid anti-war activist from day one in this alternate universe.

I started reading him regularly in 2002. Was he a pill or what. My memory is of he running a play by play of the troops reaching Baghdad while he called out pussies, wimps,.and traitors

lol @ Gore invading Iraq

yeah, that's just stupid. i can imagine gore doing some clinton-style bombings but the iraq war happened because cheney, rumsfeld, wolfowitz, et al got into power, not because it was some kind of inevitable black hole that any president would've been sucked into. pretty much any president who wasn't as stupid and arrogant as W would've held off on an actual invasion.