Eric Clapton, Inventor of Reggae

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Actually, Nikola Tesla is now credited with inventing reggae, since the Supreme Court overturned Guglielmo Marconi's patent in 1943 in favor of Tesla's earlier patents.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 15 January 2006 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Tony Danza Reagee
I invited everything else

BEST POST EVERRR

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Elvis invented rock'n'roll
Glen Miller invented jazz
Dusty Springfield invented soul
Vanilla Ice invented rap
Dr. Livingstone invented Africa

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 15 July 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

DEATH TO FALSE REGGAE

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 15 July 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

DEATH TO FALSIES

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Scott Baio invented false teeth!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Saturday, 15 July 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Teeth invented Reggae!

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Saturday, 15 July 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I actually once had a nightmare where Paul McCartney claimed to have invented reggae and everyone believed him. I was looking for Lee Scratch Perry and King Stitt to correct him, but they were nowhere to be found. It was a nightmare.

― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Saturday, 15 July 2006 23:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ALice Cooper invented nightmares.

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Sunday, 16 July 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

The person who started this thread should be spanked by a big-boned grandmother.

― I Don't Believe in Bacteria (Bimble...), Sunday, 16 July 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

One of, if not the most ridiculous comments I've ever heard. It is clear your knowledge of world music is excessively lacking. I sincerely hope you were joking in regards to the 'invention' of reggae. Reggae is and always will be an evolutionary form of Jamaican Culture and Music. Clapton has expressed that many of his INFLUENCES came from such genres as Reggae Music, primarily Bob Marley and the Wailers. Quite plainly...you’re an idiot, and shouldn't be allowed to express your opinions. Grow up, research, and watch what comes out of your mouth. There are people who respect music here, and then there are retards like you. I hope you were joking...

― ardub83, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Einstein invented research

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The Beatles invented Greenland

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Will someone please bump the Bosstones invented ska thread for Mr. and/or Mrs. ardub?

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I sincerely hope you were joking in regards to the 'invention' of reggae.

Um, yeah. I think he was.

― Jazzbo, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=47026

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I WILL ARGUE THE POINT

― J, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Dr. Livingstone invented Africa

-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, July 15, 2006 1:23 PM

haha holy shit

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ERIC CLAPTON WROTE I SHOT THE SHERRRRIFFFFF
BECAUSE HE IS GOD

AND HAD SOME ISSUES WITH THE JAMAICAN GOVERNMENT

ALSO LAYLA INVENTED EMO

This is like a lost Anal Cunt masterpiece.

― milo z, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

This is ~~like~~ a lost Anal Cunt masterpiece.

fixed

― J, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

Tony Danza Reagee
God invented the blues
Led Zeppelin invented classic rock
Eric Clapton invented DISCO!!!
Dog the Bounty hunter invented mullets
My Penis invented R&B
Me and Eric Clapton and Jimmi Paige and Oprah and Napolian Dynamite invented GANGSTA RAP
I invited everything else
(cept emo... that was invented by cry baby rich white kids who have problems with accepting that their life is awsome and have to wear black to think that they are intimidating people)

music: a history

― miss precious perfect (musically), Sunday, 21 December 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link

ctrl + f "boot polish" - not found

― eman, Sunday, 21 December 2008 09:39 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Eric Clapton Hands Say Yeah

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:36 (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, inventon clap rick er sh.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

ReggaeFanatic invented irony

― messiahwannabe, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

irony shot the sheriff

― boring wank about Linda's pies and Denny Laine's tunings (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

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