Bolt the door, Varg is loose!

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(^Sheesh.)

I bet Ole Grishnach's gonna cool out for a long time when he gets out, but then he's going to do something completely out to lunch.

roxymuzak, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link

yet another dodgy electronic album?

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 6 August 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear actually he's gonna bring back eski

J0hn D., Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/06/300px-Varg-vikernes.jpg

Who ate all the pies?

s. morris, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link

kind of depressing apologetics for Varg in this thread.

seriously.

circa1916, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

you're right, when you disagree with someone you must not, ever, discuss the content of their beliefs or allow that some points may be interesting, even if repellent.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I wonder what his parole conditions will be? Hopefully there'll be a clause about not being allowed to collaborate with Stephen O'Malley.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:31 (sixteen years ago) link

He has to work w/ David Stewart. And eno.

Mark G, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

you're attributing too much to Varg's 'beliefs' here. it's not really interesting or compelling at all. i could very well throw a Jew on a cross and say 'they did it first, they deserved it'.

i have no problem discussing his philosophy, i just find it unfortunate that we're giving it some amount of credence when it's so obviously idiotic and heinous.

circa1916, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

coupla xposts

circa1916, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/allsacredplaces.jpg

OMG, he's like the lovechild of Elbow's Guy Garvey and iLiKETRAiNS' Dave Martin!

StanM, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 10:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i have no problem discussing his philosophy, i just find it unfortunate that we're giving it some amount of credence when it's so obviously idiotic and heinous.

what understanding would come from discussing something that you think is obviously idiotic and heinous?

QuantumNoise, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

not to be a pedant but that's not what apologetics means

also, you're wrong

J0hn D., Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

your analogy is also miraculously inapt also though if this were an imageboard "I could very well throw a Jew on a cross" would certainly reach legendary macro status

J0hn D., Tuesday, 7 August 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm still amazed at how different he looks in those before and after shots.

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:02 (sixteen years ago) link

marc singer made a similar transformation after Beastmaster.

QuantumNoise, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

we'll always remember the tragic incident where he burned down the christian science reading room in van nuys...

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Thread needs Momus.

acrobat, Tuesday, 7 August 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Varg refusing to post anymore to teh internets, according to his webmaster, due to purported copyright infringers. He also said something like "I was going to sink into obscurity anyway when released, so I will just go ahead and start now."

He's eligible for parole in April.

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

He was jailed in 1993 and according to customs here, he will probably be free soon. As it is unusual for Norwegian prisoners to serve more than about two thirds of the sentence in jail. He got 21 years, which means those 14 years have passed soon.

Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Then he will serve another six months for each of his last two albums.

moley, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Some crazed junkie claimed he saw varg driving around here a month ago. He got scared and hid behind a tree.

True story.

MRZBW, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Did the junkie have brown eyes? I'd be scared, too.

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

He's kind of cute.

Ivan, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

"I was going to sink into obscurity anyway when released, so I will just go ahead and start now."

As if...Varg loves TEH DRAMA whether he admits it or not.

J0hn D., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

He should totally go on The Hills or whatever the hell that show is, and out-drama queen the girls on that show. Or just eat them.

Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe his eyes were brown? I don't really know. He's not the only one who's seen him so I guess he's on his way back into society(hah!)

And I suspect he's quite the drama queen. The tales of his adventures around here in the early 90's are almost too good to be true.

MRZBW, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I think he's making a blond hair-blue eyes Nazi joke.

Jeff Treppel, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

As if...Varg loves TEH DRAMA whether he admits it or not.

maybe "sink into obscurity" is aryan for "buy a couple of assault rifles, 15 lbs of ammo and some plastic explosives."

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 16 August 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link

He always makes vague threats about what he will/won't do when he gets out, if he ever gets out.

roxymuzak, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Has he made threats about making bad electronic albums yet?

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/blog/_/2007/08/varg.gif

in case u want it

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 18:51 (sixteen years ago) link

He should join this band
http://www.myspace.com/satanicimpalement

Herman G. Neuname, Monday, 20 August 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

God, get one new joek!

roxymuzak, Monday, 20 August 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

You haters realize, of course, that his albums have only gotten BETTER over time, right? And that his experiments with MIDI are GENIUS?

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Monday, 20 August 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Hopefully he will committ some minor crime like a church burning or something at first. Because, in Norway you may become sentenced to internation in an asylum for life if the patient doesn't seem to recover. However, this opportunity didn't exist at the time Vikernes was in court, so when he gets out he is free. They will probably take the first possible opportunity to sentence him to internation though.

Geir Hongro, Monday, 20 August 2007 22:07 (sixteen years ago) link

I actually like a lot of the material on "Hliðskjálf." It'd sound better if it weren't performed on whatever lousy keyboard he's got access to in prison, but there are some nice little melodies on there. I'm thinking of "Die Liebe Nerþus'" in particular.

novaheat, Monday, 20 August 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

He's no longer allowed to have a synthesizer in prison. They made him pick, and he chose his computer.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh.

novaheat, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:06 (sixteen years ago) link

You know, keeping in touch with the Norwegian neo-nazi movement is a lot more important for him than making music anyway.

Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link

He actually thought he would be able to still make music using the computer, but they won't let him have any discs now, so he can't upload any music-making software or anything.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Varg's former webmaster claims that Varg has never used the internet, though! Does having a computer in prison in Norway also mean having internet access?

J0hn D., Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I should say, rather, the current webmaster of burzum.com (whom I think is Prozak, though I don't really know).

J0hn D., Tuesday, 21 August 2007 00:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I've emailed back and forth with that guy.

Varg does not have internet access; he dictates everything to the webmaster.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:06 (sixteen years ago) link

He writes it on a piece or rock cake and throws it over the wall.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

a piece, or rock cake! cute!

he writes it in a letter, duh.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:09 (sixteen years ago) link

He's no longer allowed to have a synthesizer in prison. They made him pick, and he chose his computer.

This should be a condition of his parole too, along with the Stephen O'Malley thing I mentioned earlier.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link

He constantly petitions for more things, and has them given to him by certain officials and then taken away by others.

Can't wait for our next conjugal visit this Thursday.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

(jk!!!!)

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 01:17 (sixteen years ago) link

In August 2005 Vikernes married "Golden Girls" actress Bea Arthur, whom he met through prison correspondence, fulfilling one of his sect's ancient prophecies.

latebloomer, Tuesday, 21 August 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link

who in metal is the antifa varg?

kites aren't fun (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

Barney Greenaway maybe?

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Greenway sorry https://thequietus.com/articles/29091-napalm-death-interview-2

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

Metal BLM compilations are now a thing fwiw.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

why isn't the racist stuff called white metal?

StanM, Thursday, 17 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

White masses are a no-no.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:06 (three years ago) link

the blackness=darkness=evil thing is another whole can of worms tbh. it’s not completely unrelated

do we have to do #notallmetal every time with this? is there another thread for the good antifascist stuff?

Left, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

who in metal is the antifa varg?

Barney Greenway — and indeed Napalm Death more broadly, since there's never been a story about one member disagreeing with the others on politics. (Their late guitarist Jesse Pintado was also a member of Resistant Culture, a Native American grind band whose albums Welcome to Reality and All One Struggle are excellent.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

do we have to do #notallmetal every time with this?

Yes.

imago, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

He's against burning leaves?

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

what if you burn down a church but accidentally scorch some shrubbery?

kites aren't fun (NickB), Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

Fuck you, imago

DJP, Thursday, 17 December 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

metal is my favorite genre and yet I have no trouble saying it has a major problem with racism/nazism/fascism/misogyny that I've basically had to spend almost the entirety of the time I've been listening to it fighting against this element.

yeah, liberal/antifa/BLM/progressive/good people metal is also a think and it exists, but I don't think we need to tiptoe around the fact that we have some real lowlifes in the genre. fans and bands both.

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

*thing

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

i also love metal and i don't listen to very much black metal, and i feel like i am more likely to find ppl who would punch nazis than ppl who would be nazis at things like maryland deathfest and etc. this is my experience of the genre. i'm not really trying to express "#notallmetal" here, all of this stuff deserves to be interrogated and the racists and fascists need to be rooted out and deplatformed, obviously. i'm sort of sorry i even said anything

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 December 2020 23:23 (three years ago) link


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