http://www.themansnononsenseguidetowomen.com/
this gentleman is on Bill O'Reilly's show fairly often
― daria-g, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"Marc ... I am a huge fan of yours."
Erich "Mancow" Muller Host, The Mancow Show Syndicated via Talk Radio Network
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
http://thenononsenseman.com/page5.html http://smilies-gifs.com/burla-provocacion/21burla-provocacion.gif
― goole, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link
end self-destructive chivalry
ahahahaha
― dan m, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27762
― goole, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
What YOU Will Learn from Under the Clitoral Hood
* That everything you've ever learned about women is wrong * How to know in advance she’ll be safe for you, compatible with you, and have real orgasms—so you don’t waste your time * The ins and outs of female genitalia—know how to please her! * How to seduce her without physical contact, money, or alcohol * Why she is more sexual than you, and why that saves you money * That she'll take your money but won't respect you (LISTEN) * Why she likes bad boys * How to make her crave you and not cheat on you * That YOU can be happy and she can be happy—at the same time!
somebody place a very powerful magnet next to this guy's nuts or something so he can't breed
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 August 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
What YOU learn under Clitoral hood
* that all the you' ; The VE learned on the women is indeed * as it is with l' advances false for you surely knows, in a way compatible with you and has of Orgasmen-so truths which do not waste you your time * the characteristics of Mrs. Genitalien-wissen, as one likes it to him! * Allured like it without physical contact, money or l' alcohol * why it is more sexual than, you and why that stores you l' money * this she' ; L won' takes however your money; t-Respekt it (HEARING it) * why it wants bad lots * as it you and the defrauder cannot be aspired on you * that YOU can be fortunately and them to be to be able, glücklich-year same time!
quelqu' one to place a very productive magnet close to this guy' ; or - slightly thus him can' s-Nüsse; t-Brut
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link
straight eng-german-eng is funnier:
From which THEY learn under the Clitoral hood
* that all you' VE at all one learned in advance it is wrong *reliably for you knows, compatibly with you and has material Orgasmen so, you your time does not waste * the characteristics of the Mrs. Genitalien-wissen over women is * like, how one pleases her! * As one entices it without physical contact, money or alcohol * why her more sexual as if is, you and why you money stores * this she' ll however won' takes your money; T-respect you (you HEAR) * why bad boys likes it * like one it you and cheat does not let himself be longed on you * that IT happy and they can be to be to be able, happy on the same time!
someone set a very efficient magnet near this guy' S-Nüsse or - somewhat so it can' T-brood
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
does not let himself be longed on you
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
why are you doing that
― goole, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Louis has discovered online translator humor, watch out world
― J0hn D., Friday, 8 August 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
neither of you ain't gettin' none of my T-respect
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Rolling Louis Jagger Go To Bed Already Thread for 2008
― Mr. Que, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
basically i am in the self-loathing cycle of random internet aggression and event-horizon humor failure accrued through four days in the same pair of pyjamas spent on ILX
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://desertlightjournal.homestead.com/files/ghartl.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/WidowOfDestiny/Jiggle_Panda.gifhttp://desertlightjournal.homestead.com/files/ghartr.gif
― strgn, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
needs the revised jiggle panda imo
― goole, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://desertlightjournal.homestead.com/files/ghartl.gifhttp://img393.imageshack.us/img393/3600/jigglepandapfw0.gifhttp://desertlightjournal.homestead.com/files/ghartr.gif
― strgn, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
can we go ahead and just make this nsfw?
― strgn, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
what the fuck why have you ruined jiggle panda
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 August 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
happy birthday
― Just got offed, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
God, now I've been sucked into watching that prick on youtube talk about how white males are oppressed by women and minorities and I BLAME ALL OF YOU.
― Melissa W, Friday, 8 August 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://desertlightjournal.homestead.com/files/ghartl.gifhttp://mjt.nysv.org/scratch/alizee_dick_fencing.gifhttp://desertlightjournal.homestead.com/files/ghartr.gif
― strgn, Saturday, 9 August 2008 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link
this she' ; L won' takes however your money; t-Respekt it (HEARING it) * why it wants bad lots
― Pillbox, Saturday, 9 August 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
ok what the fuck
― J0hn D., Saturday, 9 August 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
this "feminist" craze has gone way too far, imo.
― jeremy waters, Sunday, 10 August 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2008/08/18/anti-feminist-lawyer-sues-columbia-over-womens-studies-courses/
amazing comments as per
― goole, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link
oh lawd
http://roissy.wordpress.com/
― as a dude (goole), Monday, 24 November 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Sites of Interest
Gene Expression isteve Life Extension Foundation Parapundit PostSecret Stuff White People Like The Daily Sarge Things My Boyfriend Says Treatise of Love WordPress.com WordPress.org xkcd
― as a dude (goole), Monday, 24 November 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
kind of reminds me of the guy who wrote an entire book about the possibility of sex and love with robots, who staunchly denied having any interest in having sex with a robot himself - there's a similar protestation that this is all just about justice, right and wrong - in a public sphere sense - when you just know it's all about some private thing these guys will never talk about or admit to, or even realize themselves, in a million years
This book was a disappointment – I wanted him to embrace a new robot-fueled Libertine era, with robots, because he, author, wrote a book about sex with robots, because he wanted to have sex with robots.
Breaks my heart.
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 24 November 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
OH shit am I turning into Momus?
― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Monday, 24 November 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/08/25/a-day-with-zeets/
A Day With Zeets
August 25, 2008 by roissy
Zeets on game:
Me: [while helping him set up a new TV I belch loudly] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCHHHH.Zeets: Was that a neg? [imitating me approaching some girls] Hi, I’m Roissy… BEEEELLLLCHHH… haha hey girls that was a neg! You like me now!
Zeets on long distance cockblocking:
Me: So there’s this girl who lives in another country who loves me. She told me a guy hit on her last night and she turned him down by telling him she had an internet lover.Zeets: Wow, that guy must’ve felt like shit. Cockblocked from afar!Me: Yeah, it’s one thing to get cockblocked by another guy in the bar, but to get cockblocked by an internet dude… humiliation!Zeets: A girl who rejects someone by saying “No, I’m in love with a guy on the internet” is a lot worse than “I have a boyfriend.”Me: It’s like saying “Your physical presence can’t even compete with an IM”.
Zeets on blogging:
Zeets: Everyone’s got their little blog now. Get up at 1 in the afternoon, trundle to the store to buy organic hipster meuslix, come back and blog about it. [makes exaggerated typing motion with his hands] Blog, blog, blog. Blogging piglets!
Zeets on the consumer culture:
Zeets: Help me carry out this TV. [we were leaving Best Buy with his new 1,000 inch LCD TV purchase]Me: This is gaudy. You’re rolling out with the biggest package in the place.Zeets: Notice how all eyes are turned towards me. The women are aroused by my display of materialism. [looks over at a middle-aged woman and winks] A big purchase will make you feel like a man and boost your testosterone major.
Zeets on herbs:
“I WANT TO CRUSH THEM ALL.”
― stone cold all time hall of fame classics (internet person), Monday, 24 November 2008 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link
”Are you fucking crazy? What makes you think you can pull this shit on a quality guy like myself?”
Ha ha, "quality guy".
― Pashmina, Monday, 24 November 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
the dude sure loves science fiction and fantasy novels that's for sure
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Man, this roissy dude is really making my day.
― polyphonic, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Holy shit that was possibly some of the unfunniest twaddle I've ever read, and I read a lot of livejournals :|
― Trayce, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
alizee dick fencing has ruined me
― BIG HOOS enjoys a cold mindbeer (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I thought some of it was hilarious!
― afin d’y être sublime sans interruption (Michael White), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
dudes like this are so transparently miserable
― as a dude (goole), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^is this an IOI?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Or just a neg?
i know nobody has the time or patience for this garbage but man i can't get enough. maybe people who are fixated by committed anti-feminists are the creepiest people alive. guilty as charged.
― as a dude (goole), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Thanks to Game and contraceptives, you can get the sex for free now without the imprisonment of marriage and potential financial and emotional ruin of divorce. The unsuitability of so many self-indulgent modern women for marriage doesn’t help the once-venerable institution’s cause either...
I can tell you right now about 90% of the women I’ve fucked in the past nine months (double digits) were, barring a character transplantation, completely unworthy as marriage material. That is higher than selection effect could reasonably account.
― as a dude (goole), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
unbelievably creepy - the lack of empathic thinking is so fucked up
― is that my man hannity?? (deej), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah nothing really hilarious about it except as chilling unintentional comedy
― omar little, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:37 (fifteen years ago) link
chilling unintentional comedy is one of my favorite things!
― polyphonic, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
this sums it up pretty much:
XI. Be irrationally self-confidentNo matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism.
No matter what your station in life, stride through the world without apology or excuse. It does not matter if objectively you are not the best man a woman can get; what matters is that you think and act like you are. Women have a dog’s instinct for uncovering weakness in men; don’t make it easy for them. Self-confidence, warranted or not, triggers submissive emotional responses in women. Irrational self-confidence will get you more pussy than rational defeatism.
― is that my man hannity?? (deej), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link
warranted or not
a dog’s instinct
― omar little, Monday, 24 November 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
insecure? become a giant douchebag!
― is that my man hannity?? (deej), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
loving the idea that hating women is some kind of brave new thing and not like the single most ancient thing a dude can be into
― as a dude (goole), Monday, 24 November 2008 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
xxxp
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
im an inveterate optimist but i tend to think that if reactionary forces are reverting to this kind of calcified opposition then, while they are scary and potentially violent, that means the that status quo is very definitely threatened or evaporating right before them (or at least evolving into some other form that is not yet fully visible). they're circling the wagons.
― ryan, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
xp i'd never think in those terms and didn't think sexism didn't exist, just that fedora-clad self-described "nice guys" seemed too cartoonish, too neat a caricature, to represent a sizable contingent but this too was a problematic assumption because I wasn't listening well to what ppl were saying and i apologize for having held it.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link
multiple xps but Frank TJ Mackey (Cruise's character in Magnolia) is based on this guy (check out his blog at seduction dot com) and imo the whole seduction/PUA community tends to feed into a lot of mra rhetoric too, with its simplistic understanding of women and positioning of them as things to be won rather than people to be engaged with.
― gyac, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link
Give 'em nine months and the MRA types will merge with the open-carry movement and most businesses will prevent them from coming in the door.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link
there are a shit ton of these folks all over youtube, as well. if you hate yourself a lot on a particular night, do a search for "misandry" on youtube and be treated to thousand of horrible 'video blogs'.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
"you're one of those self-hating males!"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Open-carry of their manhood? xps
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
:D
― xelab V¸¸ (imago), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 22:26 (nine years ago) link
If these dudes were openly stomping around grasping their twanger in public as some sorta statement, then at least you'd be able to spot them from like 50m off and could steer a wide berth.
Or plow into them, I guess, depending on what you were driving.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 5 June 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link
Somehow I just ran across this twitter feed
https://twitter.com/SnuffPornRing?lang=en
I just don't get humanity really. This is what his feed consists of:
* stuff about hockey* calling a music reviewer a "cuck" for not reviewing the Strokes EP* replying to random women far away from his city (Ottawa) when they post about hockey, asking if they want to have a "makeout sesh"* calling those women ugly and dumb bitches on the rare occasions they reply to say "um no" to his suggestion of a "makeout sesh"* use of the hashtag #jewshyster, and the phrase "Eastern-Euro ashkenazi mutts" refers to Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders as "jew eurotrash assholes"* calling somebody else a "slutty piece of anti-israel jew-hatting america-hating filth"* much praise for trump
also he is a standup comic, bet he's great
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 June 2016 14:14 (seven years ago) link
i think about this thread a lot, in light of these people taking over the world
― lex pretend, Saturday, 14 January 2017 12:52 (seven years ago) link
I keep hoping this is their last impotent gasp, that it'll all collapse before they do too much lasting damage, because they're generally sad, incompetent psychos/sociopaths.
But then again, they got this far.
― It's called, "giving a shit". (stevie), Saturday, 14 January 2017 17:24 (seven years ago) link
it's true. when this thread first appeared i remember thinking 'wow, there are committed anti-feminists out there?' (as opposed to people who are just ignorant and misogynistic). but now it's a thing, it's a big movement. what i had originally assumed was the past-time of just a few butthurt weirdos with a bee in their bonnets is now part of mainstream discussion. and that's happened in just 8 years.
― Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Monday, 16 January 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link