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'ARE YOU FEELING ME?' lets hope not.


alba, youre everyones fact checkin' cuz

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Sorry, I was aggressively drunk last night. Still, there's a good reason office conversations are "peppered with banality". It's to stop everybody remembering that they are pissing the precious gift of life away in mundane and pointless company for a mundane and pointless company.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 20 November 2005 16:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I don't know what this says about ILE. Actually I do

Repeating the past isn't necessarily bad... especially if there is no past for a newcomer.
Is this a semi-private board of stuffy folks bent on wanking off only in the company of fellow stuffy board members or what?

BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The idea is that you use the existing thread, Bohica, rather than multiply unnecessary ones. It's not a "we've done this" thang. Also, the point was that there are too many GRANMA PEDANTS on ILXor.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The idea is that you use the existing thread, Bohica, rather than multiply unnecessary ones.

Yes. Precisely! For example, if you were burning to discuss bicameral vs. unicameral legislative bodies, there is already a thread for doing exactly that. Why start any more?

Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 20 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread is TO DIE FOR!

tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

There should be a special EXELSIOR thread for pasting in posts where people are admonished for not using Search.
Don't forget the amazing boringness of the time spent waiting for the search function to cough up threads. So much easier to start a new one and then wait for ilxors with faster internet connections to cough them up. It's like fishing!

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

EXCELSIOR. Pardon.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Sunday, 20 November 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Thread title search, under "Advanced Search", is very quick, if you can guess words or phrases that might be in the title.

The slowness of full-text searches isn't anything to do with your internet connection speed, btw.

Alba (Alba), Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

1. There are those that propose a board of SHOULD's and SHOULD'VE's? I guess the more rules the better, right?

2. The best thing to do when a string is redundant is to jump right in and announce the fact you have identified it as redundant instead of ignoring it, right?

3. After a three hour recovery period I am perfectly sober again.

4. Boo!


BOHICA KAMAREK (BOHICA), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

shut up and post phrases

sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'm totally hating on her!"


This sends me into fucking orbit for some reason.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I really hate those 'Magick Happens' bumper stickers.

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"Here goes nothing"— What does it mean? It's normally said when somebody is about to take a chance and do something risky or bold. In that case, they would be giving it nothing, they'd be giving it something!

"He's burning both ends of the same candle"— I don't know what I hate about it, I just do.

"They're just talking" as a euphemism for two people not in a relationship fooling around up to but not including sex. I actually preferred "being with each other," back when that was the thing to say.

Also, in a previous phrases-you-hate thread I mentioned hating "Can I get..." when asking for something. The only time it should be used is by a Southern Baptist preacher asking for an Amen.

naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:24 (eighteen years ago) link

then how will Marvin get a witness?

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:28 (eighteen years ago) link

That's the other exception.

naus (Robert T), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

'that's the exception that proves the rule' is pretty annoying

gem (trisk), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I just heard a dreary girl on Neighbours say in a coarse bossy voice, 'shut up and kiss me'.

estela (estela), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"Here goes nothing"— What does it mean?

Clue: Coincidentally, the phrase means exactly the same as one of its component words.

I actually hadn't heard or read that one since about ten minutes after watching an ep of 'Rowan & Martin's Laugh In' for the last time, some time around 1969. 'R&M'sL-I' was a classic show, and a ground-breaker, but it has spawned a ream of catch-phrases for subsequent flogging to death, even more than Monty Python. Fortunately, 'Here goes nothing' ran out of legs faster than most of them.

Fred Nerk, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 07:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Sheesh, some of you people... I love it how when Theresa asked if it had already been done, someone said yes and then A GAZILLION PEOPLE reiterate this fact. WE KNOW, now either ignore the thread (and by not posting make it drop lower on the list) or contribute something instead of "le sigh been thee done that, i'm a reg and you're a noob or idiot who can't search."

Anyway, I hate it when people say: I'm 110 procent sure. Dude, either your completely sure or less, but not more than completely.

nathalie, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link

As mentioned upthread, "base touching" is the WORST.

Drooone, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 08:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Big thumbs down on "pro-active".
Hate hate hate it.

What does he "bring to the table"?
Hate that one too.

All mindless utterances from mindless mid-level managers can go, too.

craven, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link

verbs/verb phrases!! touches on, informed by - esp. when I resort to using them!!!

youn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

My boss says "decant" when he means "put out the Japanese porn we just got". I know he tries, but you just can't make that classy

Morley Timmons, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

!!!Donna please tell me that was not a typo.

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 02:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish I could stop myself from saying "I hear ya" whenever I'm trying hard not to convey that I either really don't give a shit about what the person is saying or just feel uncomfortable.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

As much as I hate that I do it, I admit I use "it's all good" sometimes. But know that when I do, behind my eyes the real me is screaming "NO IT ISN'T, IT IS ALL GOING HORRIBLY WRONG AND I AM TOO PASSIVE TO KICK UP A FUSS SO I WILL JUST BE NICE AND A DOORMAT K"

Ugh.

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link

ooh, I hate 'it's all good'. (It's not you, Trayce, it's me)
No, my boss totally says "I need you to decant H*usewives at Pl*y:King Sized Special". Awesome

Morley Timmons, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link

:o

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I want your job!

Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link

never a good time whenever i hear "you have the right to remain silent. if you give up that right, anything you say may be used against you in a court..."

never good.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

T, you say that now :)

Morley Timmons, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

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The 10 Eco-Worst Fish

and what, Friday, 3 October 2008 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,500 for "eco-worst". (0.30 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 271 for "eco-worst" -fish. (0.33 seconds)
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L.L.N.L. Cool J (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 3 October 2008 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i hate when people refer to a group of women as "ladies". particularly when i'm part of that group.

tho i guess that's not really a phrase ?

pterodactyl, Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

that's like a nutty zing wrapped in gentleman chocolate

omar little, Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I still wonder wtf it was/is Donna did to have a boss gettin' out the japanese porn as part of the day's routine. Sex shop or something?

Trayce, Saturday, 4 October 2008 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, there's a bit of mystery around that isn't there?

Finefinemusic, Saturday, 4 October 2008 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Diarrhea of the mouth

gross, just gross

ILX MOD (musically), Saturday, 4 October 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Aimless, Saturday, 4 October 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

"Does what it says on the tin", when some british dude thinks the subject line of his forum post is sufficient and that he doesn't have to put anything in the body. Obviously no one does this on ILX, but it's surprisingly common on other random forums (like those related to fixing computer problems). It sets my teeth on edge!

Dan I., Tuesday, 18 November 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

"Don't pour your beer down the drain - that's alcohol abuse!"
"Oops, I spilled my beer - guess I've got a drinking problem."

Fuck you seriously.

she is living in an auto tune (kingkongvsgodzilla), Wednesday, 31 December 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate the Brit slang 'mentalist' and 'mentalism'. People always say it with one of those look-I'm-being-funny smirks on their faces too, which really makes you want to punch them.

rjberry, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

"don't hate the player,hate the game"

can't stand this stupid shit

CC Sugbanthia (carne asada), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Its basically "love the sinner, not the sin" dressed up for guidos.

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:09 (fourteen years ago) link

'it's all good'

calstars, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

'no worries'

calstars, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

"wow. just...wow."

this is awful I want Togo home (harbl), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago) link

wow. just...wow.

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

"b-b-b-but" which seems to be really popular on ilx :(

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago) link

'cuddle puddle'

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link

ums otm about 'hits different'. like, i will hit u, even more different

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

"I work hard, and I play hard."

fuck you, alpha male poser, just do your goddam job and leave the rest of us out of it.

henry s, Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:10 (eight months ago) link

'bragging rights'

Dr Drudge (Bob Six), Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:28 (eight months ago) link

^don't hate the phrase, hate the smug assholes who use it literally instead of playfully

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 13 August 2023 18:33 (eight months ago) link

i recoil with disgust at the entire concept of "bragging rights" because i think bragging itself is ugly behavior.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 21:53 (eight months ago) link

I think the phrase "weaponize (anything)" can be dropped down the memory hole.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 22:18 (eight months ago) link

"wow factor" on any UK makeover or competition programme. It especially annoys me when people say "a wow factor" instead of "the wow factor". Like "I used this special kind of door to give it a wow factor."

trishyb, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 11:10 (eight months ago) link

I hate dad-phrases that are money-based, such as "I'd pay TOP DOLLAR for blah blah blah", or "they won't get ONE THIN DIME out of me anymore."

henry s, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 12:12 (eight months ago) link

otm

kinder, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 12:37 (eight months ago) link

Real dads don't talk about the money.

pplains, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:34 (eight months ago) link

I think the phrase "weaponize (anything)" can be dropped down the memory hole.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, August 15, 2023 6:18 PM bookmarkflaglink

why? it's a legitimate thing that happens and probably the easiest way to sum it up. like the Jonah Hill situation.

earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 14:36 (eight months ago) link

Jonah Hill has been weaponized?

pplains, Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:24 (eight months ago) link

In aerosol form yes

earosmith (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 16:25 (eight months ago) link

It's overused, especially by the right. I heard someone--a Republican strategist--on ATL public radio last night talking about how the GA indictments were a "weaponization of the justice system."

What she really meant, of course, was that she was unhappy it was her people getting in trouble.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 16 August 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link


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