TEH NATIONAL ANTHEM OF ILX

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The rat bit is so brilliant! I would totally love to hear this.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

god ronan's comment cracked me the fuck up

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

Nick, I can record any of this next time I'm at your place, ok?

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:34 (8 years ago) Permalink

For some reason this is my favorite couplet:

I'll touch you with my mouth
Just like Billy the Kid

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Billy the Kid was a notorious mainly for his oral fetishes.

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

That was my couplet!

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

Can we call it "Gangster Lovin'"?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

OK.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:45 (8 years ago) Permalink

It's a bit androgynous to be "gangster"

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

Androgyny is totally gangsta.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:48 (8 years ago) Permalink

Hahaha, I just noticed:

Drums!
(saxophone solo)

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:50 (8 years ago) Permalink

Didn't the "So let the children sing:" line come after that chorus? Leading into the "we want chiken wings" Tina Turner Overdrive bit?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:50 (8 years ago) Permalink

Ganstrogynous is the new androngsta, surely!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:51 (8 years ago) Permalink

It completely lacks the word 'chickenbear', so it is imperfect as an ILX anthem.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

The spoken fried rat part and the BBBBBBBBBBBITING! are my faves.

You're welcome.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

Maybe it should be CALLED Chickenbear. Or Gangsta Lovin (Chickenbear Mix)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:54 (8 years ago) Permalink

We can make a Chickenbear mix. Have to have a 7" mix first, though.

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

The Chickenbear mix has to feature that old-ass beat from "Funky Drummer." At "I Am Stretched On Your Grave" speed. With a sample of Isaac Hayes saying "Oh, yeah."

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:01 (8 years ago) Permalink

Can I do the sax solo at least? I play a mean sax.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:03 (8 years ago) Permalink

dibs on drum solo

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 01:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

tambourine

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 19 November 2004 03:41 (8 years ago) Permalink

it won't be complete unless you guys get Momus to sing a line

― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 19 November 2004 04:16 (8 years ago) Permalink

and it has to be this one:
"And you're a stupid whore, but I'm keeping you for sex."

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:40 (8 years ago) Permalink

http://www.robertdowneyjrmusic.com/

it should be sung by him.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

Oh, if you need a b-side...

i love music

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 09:53 (8 years ago) Permalink

Can we have an ILX National Anthem written in English please?

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 19 November 2004 10:06 (8 years ago) Permalink

Only if we have an ILX International Anthem sung in Vocalesean, too!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:23 (8 years ago) Permalink

here you are marcello (courtesy of http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/)

The girls d'Oh, boy of l'OH, j'amour-un you, are therefore
you a girl or a boy? Don't that she knows straight-line!

Exactly if ours they are report/ratio little fractitious, of him the interior transforms of koestliche of You'll always into the taste
nevertheless the sustenation of can't nevertheless very
distrustfully, if I to come that you create the bad one of can't
with your females that are their reasons, those to the times you you
who you broke flagstone d'Oh of Fille, boy of l'OH, the
Liebe-ein your dream to d'orteils, of that you're, that vêtx
when nevertheless j'étais he does not take sayin, t'aime,
excavation of already?

My love for him is lake of the north of
'Specially of the greatest of the one than platform of
dell'olio of qu'une, if j'obtiens to the contraction in
the thing in my measurement more when yer, where the sea with the
Manatis is full... Gambadent of the excrement of the fact appreciates
a lagoon of d'huile and you're of the swimming pool to say
some stupid one, but I'm, of that considering of him like sex.

The inactive girl in the boy of the God, hot similarity in the heavy linen cloth jadeó, makes level if they looka of getting up whereas fagiolo greener therefore she receives for the point under mantequilla and received me with the inoperative men with randelli of putter qu'i've a cake of the meat of the POTENTIOMETER the nell'alloggiamento of the refrigeration, but if you're, around which she comes d'I'll, later" you with this cake of the meat of "see; it indicates. CHOIR: It means a bathtub, this course of dell'arresto of the thought and razoavelmente therefore of the chicken to have with you they are fixed, of who what I must let's apanhar different in the layer therefore.

As Gear's of the friends of the zone you can be of a way and instructd the diverse Magier of l identification in the layer, ouais of the contact d'I'll he you with the my right to open itself like kidskin of billy that I above woke up equal the only rectums and my bone therefore have call to the word scabious and a given effect you
l'ex, that comes from the house salacious, that augur I you in
stems of the mine the telephone! (saxophones chooses) because they are
a pig of sexistisches (luminous collapse with handclaps) with my
telephone with my telephone! (bathtub of chicken of the bathtub of
chicken) with my telephone with my telephone! (bathtub of chicken of
the bathtub of chicken) the hour outpost, defunkify applicable with
her, dontcha is extensions possible goings not each PONTICELLO of
slouch the layer of Gear's: But, to the times to the way at night,
still I consider the policy of the theories of the pious right and I
turn to me temporary therefore good, when it was i'm with
anything, but a milk bun in the cold furnace and fleshlight
d alimentation d'amour, of that with me coven, the paper of
d'année to bite, the b-b-b-mordeduras of that their sensitivity
of the paper d'arachide lovin' of mantequilla would appreciate
the felt l'odore; Stuffin the relative paper of What's
seriously with dat? NUFFIN! Boy of the boy, I'm one huffin'
and one puffin' Lasci the children therefore to sing:

CHOIR: It means a bathtub, this course of dell'arresto of the thought and razoavelmente therefore of the chicken to have with you they are
fixed, of those who what I must let's apanhar different in the
layer therefore. Whereas Gear's of the friends of the zone can be
of a way and you instructd the diverse Magier of l identification
in the layer, ouais we wished the wings of the decree of the chicken
those you with my right system in the contact with d'I'll to
open itself like kidskin of billy! We would wish to leccare of
barrette interesting and good! And burning itself of wood of the piece
appreciates the fire d'I'll! It gives to the form the arm of
the examinación of the fact, boy makes the good

REFRÁN to a SECTION:
All the girl d'Oh, boy of l'OH, you've much stay with is
my bathtub of chicken the hour during very the white woman of the
meat... L'attente, this part looks like allegro.

OMG, it's, that cooked to break itself of bratpfanne!

It was the cooked FEMALE of FOUTUE, HE M'AVEZ BETROGEN breaking itself, with bratpfanne gives.... L'AMOUR! Ampere hour, never then alcohol, you would fill to me upon didn't.

Therefore l'UM has taste, would go encavator the Milchshakes? M'AVEZ HAD OBTAINED to the DRINK, and To ITS FAMILY! INDEFINITELY EC OF JUSQU'À THAT SHORT DELL'EC OF L'AUBE at night THAT WITH FISH DUER to ME! But the boy dell'assunto of, this that is broken inhales it is the loans

(c'est, where l'effetto he gives to the effect all'interno
later)

(sung:) CORROSIVE INTERIOR of I'M THEY ### of the cubical
centimeter of
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C C of
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C C C C C C C C c$$b-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BITING! CEN YOU!
CAN'T WITHOUT the CUTS (Ing.)

THEIR NUT/MOTHER TO BE, in a CONSTANT of GARDEN ZOOLOGICO IS EVALUATED is (zing) SCOOBY DOO and SCRAPPY on the other hand! (Bling that bling) and ENCOUNTER PLUS, (of l'ing) to the MAINTENANCE, but honey SUPERSIZED of woogums the I'M of the mine of the ncEstes of you're DEIXA-A ALREADY always therefore EYES SCHAUEN (remélangez! 2004! Y'ALL) "I of the E.E.U.U. (examinación of the fact) my crystals of the sun the night, therefore the scato he of I, therefore of " of the box he...; "Father?" Aprovaçã0!

and can't receives to homosexuals married of teh of lattuga i'm

we have next year's eurovision entry

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:25 (8 years ago) Permalink

It failed to translate "dat."

Unlike Pluto Shervington, I can easily resist the temptation of purchasing a pound of "dat" and see no reason to do so now.

― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 19 November 2004 10:27 (8 years ago) Permalink

surely it should be Rex The Chickenbear on the remix

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:28 (8 years ago) Permalink

If this song was ever recorded it'd have more writers credited than even a Sugababes' song

― My Son Calls Another Man Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:31 (8 years ago) Permalink

More than Showaddywaddy? Hey Rock And Roll. (Allured, Bartram, Challenger,
Deas, Field, Gask, James, Oakes)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:35 (8 years ago) Permalink

Bling that bling

― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:55 (8 years ago) Permalink

8 months pass...

ha.

Where is the recording?

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:55 (7 years ago) Permalink

Jesus, does no one remember the ILM song that was done? Am I the only one? Have we forgotten already? I'm YSIing it now.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:14 (7 years ago) Permalink

http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0917N0SU2UQ982KV2RYO8G6PFX

Enjoy you shits.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

How did I never hear this????

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Love it!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

of course you do.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

"When I rhyme I know you want to mount me"

is my favourite line in hip hop, really.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:51 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Just another blip on the statscock"!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

tick tock tick tock

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Go on and tell us 'xactly what you had for breakfast"

― The Ghost of ILE IN A NUTSHELL (help help i'm in a nutshell) (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:34 (7 years ago) Permalink

"a cake of the meat of the POTENTIOMETER"!!!

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

2 years pass...

and will Jerusalem Engaland
Among what the fuck and shit

-- Abbott, Thursday, 29 November 2007 23:37 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Thursday, 29 November 2007 23:59 (5 years ago) Permalink

http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0917N0SU2UQ982KV2RYO8G6PFX

Enjoy you shits.

Hang on, this was actually recorded? The link above 404s now. Does anyone have a copy?

― snoball, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

jesus this is a vision of hell
-- Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:48 (3 years ago) Link

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:11 (5 years ago) Permalink

Woo
-- Fran Healy (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:25 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Man, my secret is out!

― Mark G, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:24 (5 years ago) Permalink

late 2004 is not even that long ago in ilx terms.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:25 (5 years ago) Permalink

It's now considered the middle period.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

the common era

― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:07 (5 years ago) Permalink

it's when my arrival starts falling within the 'middle period' that i'll feel fully established

― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:10 (5 years ago) Permalink

people are just now starting to really get started on acting nostalgic for it and making fun of it, so it is like the 90s, basically

― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:12 (5 years ago) Permalink

lol posting to middle period ILX listening to weezer and wearing baggy pants what was i thinking LOLOLOL hope my kids never find out!

― darraghmac, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:18 (5 years ago) Permalink

Yeah we've had a whole new generation since 04, Roxy OTM. This feels like ages ago.

― Matt DC, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:23 (5 years ago) Permalink

real talk

― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 13:15 (5 years ago) Permalink

4 years pass...

ysi?

― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:26 (1 year ago) Permalink

Don't think I ever read the whole song through. Biting my tongue in the office.

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:40 (1 year ago) Permalink

So I called you a mangy whore and kicked you out of the house.
salacious ex I want you on my phone
Drums!
(saxophone solo)
because i am a sexist pig
(funky breakdown with handclaps)

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:41 (1 year ago) Permalink

This makes much more sense in the post-Hissing Fauna era.

― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:42 (1 year ago) Permalink

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