there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

I mean, it shouldn't make me laugh, I'm a grown man, but... y'know.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 14:58 (11 months ago) Permalink

groan, man

― irrational angst that makes me innocuously thingy (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

groan(ing) (straining) man

― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Thursday, 21 June 2012 15:44 (11 months ago) Permalink

1 year passes...

i want some fucking gazpacho so bad right now

― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, June 21, 2012 2:24 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go to Sam Jackson's house

― frogbs, Thursday, June 21, 2012 2:52 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

lol

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:04 (11 months ago) Permalink

Unless you want hotzpacho

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

Wait, why doesn't he just make some hotzpacho and deliver it to Zooey Deschanel?

― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:17 (11 months ago) Permalink

Camping Gazpacho

― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:18 (11 months ago) Permalink

Sam Jackson: "Here's the hotzpacho you ordered"
Zooey Deschanel: "Are you the delivery man?"

― frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

*john malkovich laughs*

― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 19:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

how come DNA-gloop and man = OH GOD CUT IT OUT OF ME!!!

Pregnancy in general amirite thank here all week

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:04 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― 'Sit pax in valle tamesis' ('Let there be Peace in the Thames Valley') (Viceroy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 22:44 (11 months ago) Permalink

she said the same thing 9 months previously!

(nicked off joan rivers)

― Mark G, Friday, 22 June 2012 00:37 (11 months ago) Permalink

curling is alive and well in minnesota

― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 22 June 2012 02:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

n/a and some dude otm. Nothing more depressing than standing in a Sam Goody store in the nineties with only $20 to spend and the Suede album is $18.99.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about when you heard that suede album

― tylerw, Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 22 June 2012 14:06 (11 months ago) Permalink

bahaha

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 17:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

A New Mourning

― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Friday, 22 June 2012 17:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

esoteric judaism - the math rock of theologies

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, June 22, 2012 11:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 22 June 2012 21:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

<3

― carly rae (flopson), Friday, 22 June 2012 21:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

haha! <3

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 June 2012 21:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

it's true

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Friday, 22 June 2012 21:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

I hear that Bane also wrecks Bruce Wayne financially, through the business dealings of his firm, Bane Capital.

― mh, Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comic book puns are the ultimate in LOLZ for me...

― 'Sit pax in valle tamesis' ('Let there be Peace in the Thames Valley') (Viceroy), Friday, 22 June 2012 23:26 (11 months ago) Permalink

lmao

― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 23 June 2012 00:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

topical

― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 23 June 2012 03:10 (11 months ago) Permalink

btw it cracked me up when Marnie was longingly looking at Facebook pictures of the ex-boyfriend she was with for years and years and every picture was from the two weeks they were together after he cut his hair short, lol poorly planned production

― some dude, Saturday, 23 June 2012 22:34 (11 months ago) Permalink

fuck wrong thread

― some dude, Saturday, 23 June 2012 22:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

very good, though

― Mark G, Sunday, 24 June 2012 01:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

Lol deej, childhood videos, accusations of rockism, candyman comparisons, yr shootin' dirty pool tonight

next thing you know it will be slo-mo videos of kray looking longingly into the camera with that sarah mclaughlin adding from the animal shelter commercial playing....”with only pennies a day, you could help provide a viral rapper with books, clothes, and adderal”

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, June 24, 2012 9:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 15:14 (11 months ago) Permalink

I think what women really love about this piece of garbage is the fantasy of a rich, handsome billionaire being a controlling d-bag. Do I think these chicks really like the idea of being caned and flogged? Probably not. But they love the fantasy of being "taken care of"

I mean most of this book isn't sexy. It's about a guy who writes a lot of stern e-mails and buys Audi's for his wittle kitten and asks her constantly if she's had a meal in the last 24 hours.

― homosexual II, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:42 AM (1 minute ago)

ooh, hawtt

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:43 AM (24 seconds ago)

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 16:44 (11 months ago) Permalink

huffpo comment thread idea -- should service workers do as they're fucking told? are you angry about service workers? what would mubarak have done about this?

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 1:19 PM (8 minutes ago)

― boxall, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 18:28 (11 months ago) Permalink

Is Animal Collective the Camper Van Beethoven of the 21st century?

― Moodles, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:15 AM (1 minute ago)

ho boy let's walk that one back before it gets anywhere

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:16 AM (58 seconds ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:17 (11 months ago) Permalink

Breyer's dissent just leaked on Slsk.

― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:58 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― 'Sit pax in valle tamesis' ('Let there be Peace in the Thames Valley') (Viceroy), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

lol

― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 19:15 (11 months ago) Permalink

lol @ some dude.

― pplains, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:02 (11 months ago) Permalink

in my best pete venkman voice, obviously

― some dude, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 21:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

With some edits:

--

really feel portugal blew that.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:06 PM (33 minutes ago)

surely you want your best penalty takers on the first pens as it gets statistically less likely the penalty will actually be taken the deeper you go, as happened there.

yeah tho in my mind teams often leave a particularly good taker as the last one. isn't this fairly common?

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:10 PM (30 minutes ago)

son, it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:08 PM (31 minutes ago)

and by the way, tell your mother....ZLATAN

― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:16 PM (23 minutes ago)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 22:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

Americans posting footcelsiors. Heavens!

― you can't stream a pancake (onimo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 22:51 (11 months ago) Permalink

An American posting a footcelsior where the joke is about a cult Swedish icon no less.

― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:12 (11 months ago) Permalink

Ned belongs to all of us you.

― pplains, Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:17 (11 months ago) Permalink

'portugal' was when i figured out it was about soccer
'surely you want your best penalty takers on the first pens as it gets statistically less likely the penalty will actually be taken the deeper you go' was when i stopped reading

― Mordy, Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:38 (11 months ago) Permalink

haha
i'm not a hater of football jokes, fire at will, but yeah same here

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:56 (11 months ago) Permalink

that's a butthole surfers joke not a football joke you herbs

― Just saying. (stevie), Thursday, 28 June 2012 06:29 (11 months ago) Permalink

First rule of comedy, Spike...

― Mark G, Thursday, 28 June 2012 08:24 (11 months ago) Permalink

Lol stevie otm

― can you believe they put a man otm (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:11 (11 months ago) Permalink

Join the pens 15 club.

― Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:18 (11 months ago) Permalink

bail-out reus political significance justin bieber greece hate germany bath salts schurrle

― reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, June 22, 2012 7:46 PM (6 days ago)

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:41 (11 months ago) Permalink

Amy Howe: The money quote from the section on the mandate: Our precedent demonstrates that Congress had the power to impose the exaction in Section 5000A under the taxing power, and that Section 5000A need not be read to do more than impose a tax. This is sufficient to sustain it.

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

ewwwww, "money quote", ewwww

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:19 (11 months ago) Permalink

i still don't really understand what that means, though - Section 5000A needs to be revised so that it's a tax now? who does that? how does that work?

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:20 (11 months ago) Permalink

oh, uh sorry

wrong thread

but still, "money quote", ewwww amy howe

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:21 (11 months ago) Permalink

yeah

― can you believe they put a man otm (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 28 June 2012 15:47 (11 months ago) Permalink