it hits hard enough to make you think "who thought it was a good idea to pay people to share their thoughts on things?" and "we should probably stop talking about movies now"
it's just tiring and I'd like that pill
― Cunga, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
NB I am going to count the responses to this latest thread bump vs the Andrew Sarris RIP thread tomorrow.
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
on taste and observation armond white could be a great critic
He was.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:16 (eleven years ago) link
not a Neveldine/Taylor stan by a long shot, but Gamer was too bugfuck crazy to not kinda love.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
oh yeah, it was a shit film, but there were a lot of great ideas bubbling up in so many scenes i figure there's about 15 different masters theses just waiting to be written
― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
The problem with Gamer is that Gerard Butler plays the lead as a drip when everything else is fucking awesome. This could have been solved very easily with STATHAM.
― da croupier, Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:16 (eleven years ago) link
My biggest problem with Gamer was how it tried to make the teenager sympathetic towards the end. If we were to keep hating hi thought the entire film, it would have felt like a stronger indictment of the whole system (if that was in fact the whole point all along, and really who knows with this film).
Sounds like I'm saying that I woulda liked the movie even better if it'd only killed a kid off at the end, but I guess I sorta am.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Thursday, 21 June 2012 05:26 (eleven years ago) link
gamer was so bad that i resolved never to watch anything those guys do again. they just dont have the talent to realize their ideas
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 07:30 (eleven years ago) link
Armond's mid-year report, done up in even more convoluted fashion than usual in order to pay tribute to Andrew Sarris.
http://cityarts.info/2012/07/03/mid-year-reckoning/
Actually seems really credible for the first few entries, but once I remembered what A Thousand Words was it was like, "oh right...Armond."
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
Wanderlust (David Wain)—audacious mockery of Occupy sentimentality and its outdated hippie heritage.
there it is
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
:D was just going to post that one
― frank o'sin (Eric H.), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
Except that that movie was written and shot before Occupy really took off.
― Electro-Shock Rory (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor)—addresses action movie tropes to satirize the deficiencies of contemporary genre excess.
o rly
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
such a gross sentence
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 July 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link
Armond apparently did not see the featurette where the director was bragging that he'd promised the stuntmen that any footage of them taken during a stunt where they were injured would be used in the movie
this isn't it but it reuses a lot of the same footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgI2kKUqqc
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
yes but satire
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
genre films cannot be bad they can only be satirical commentaries on bad genre films
― of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20091002.gif
which one is the literature professor
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
Trick question, they are both TAs.
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Friday, 6 July 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link
wanderlust is hilarious but it is not really at all what armond says it is
― max, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
is it really funny?? i saw trailers but it looked really bad. isn't it paul rudd and jennifer aston?
― Mordy, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
yeah. its great! its david wain who did wet hot american summer + role models
― max, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
i generally like david wain but those trailers looked so bad. i'll check it out.
― Mordy, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
this roundup sadly lacking in maniacal vigor
― contenderizer, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:16 (eleven years ago) link
yeah mordy i thought the same thing, and then caught it on dvd and was pleasantly surprised (so maybe dont go in w/ expectations). basically the same thing happened to me with role models too -- shitty trailers so i passed in theaters then ended up really liking it at home
― max, Friday, 6 July 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Wanderlust feels pretty inconsequential and a lot of the humour is kind of obvious but it's a great cast and it's just fun to hang out with them. Rudd's mirror scene is something else
― Number None, Saturday, 7 July 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
I do want to watch the Téchiné flick. Armond is generally OTM about him.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 July 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
wanderlust is very funny, atlanta = mcmansions + asshole is otm, alan alda is really good in it.
― balls, Saturday, 7 July 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
Wanderlust is about 7 percent as funny as WHAS, and more than half of that 7 percent is Rudd's mirror scene. But still, worth a watch.
― frank o'sin (Eric H.), Saturday, 7 July 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link
and i thought he'd fallen off
It’s time now to assert Paul W.S. Anderson’s status as one of contemporary cinema’s most thrilling talents. He deserves a clarifying comparison to the fraudulent, annoyingly monickered Paul Thomas Anderson whose film The Master opened the same week as Resident Evil 5.
http://cityarts.info/2012/09/17/battle-of-the-andersons/
― Number None, Monday, 17 September 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
this guy is a national treasure, tbh
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
It’s inevitable that Paul Thomas Anderson’s artistic ambitions should be unavoidably juxtaposed to Paul W.S, Anderson’s artistic success.
this guy
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
Follow Armond White on Twitter at 3xchairTags: armond white, hugo, Martin Scorsese, Milla Jovovich, Paul Thomas Anderson, Paul W.S. Anderson, Richard Brooks, Sam Peckinpah, stanley kubrick, steven spielberg
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― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
He's hardly the only one aboard the PWSA > PTA crazy caboose, among cinephiles I know.
― Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link
really?
― Number None, Monday, 17 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link
even if that opinion is not unique to Armond, the clumsy construction of that sentence is a bit of a marvel.
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link
" . . . inevitable . . . unavoidably juxtaposed . . ."
--Armond White, City Arts
(Not that I wouldn't pay a dollar to see a Resident Evil movie announced as Best Picture at the Oscars.)
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, PWSA has quite a bit of critical caché these days amongst a certain set.
I doubt any of them would write a review like Armond's though.
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
lol Phil
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
I mean whatever his ideas and his idiosyncrasies, he may be a worse WRITER than, like, Harry Knowles.
― a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
"PWSA is a master. PTA is a masturbator." -- Armond White, City Arts
― Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
Unrelated (or maybe not), but I'd always known Armond's contrarianism extended to politics but I never figured that he was an out and out Republican until he was tweeting support for Romney during the RNC.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:20 (eleven years ago) link
link? I don't think supporting one of the country's 2 major political parties qualifies as "contrarian." Mindless, perhaps.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
Was gonna quote the Ann Romney one, but just scroll through his recent tweets:
https://mobile.twitter.com/3xchair#!/3xchair
Supporting one of the country's two major parties isn't contrarian in and of itself, but supporting the republicans is a good way to piss off the kinds of people who love Paul Thomas Anderson films, I suppose. I just figured his occasional Obama bashing was less partisan and more just trying to be provocative. It's not like he doesn't have a history of that.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
a good way to piss off the kinds of people who love Paul Thomas Anderson films
really? how about ppl who love Coen Bros films, like Mitt Romney?
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link
I dislike Paul Thomas Anderson films – guess that's why I'm non-affiliated?
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
Hell, I don't care either way. I'm not even an American, though if pressed id certainly rather see you guys with a genial quasi intellectual as president than the Mormon Mr. Burns. Was just saying that the kinds of ppl who regularly read the film reviews in NYC alt.weeklies and care about movies like The Master are gonna tend to be liberal more often than not, and that armond knows which buttons to push.
Didn't know Romney was a fan of the Coens. Ok, then.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
There's very little in his writing before he lost it to indicate that he would be a Romney supporter. So if he is, then yes, contrarianism has officially become his life support.
― Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
Xpost, ok make that "the kinds of ppl who" blah blah blah are going to generally be of a liberal or highly politically skeptical leaning.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 17 September 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link