What do you mean Comic Con isn't till next month?
― Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link
is there perhaps a more New Yorker word for "buttcheeks"? If so I think it should be submitted.
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
Also I'd change "freak out" to "panic"
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link
I'm no help because I want to change the stinger to "I'm holding this plane up with pure anal suction."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
lmao
― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
"glutes"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
His gluteus gripped the cloth seat covering, effervescently holding the tumescent aircraft aloft.
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
Effervescently?!
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
his inner goddess was holding in a fart
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link
oh jeez
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
Not only does the sun shine out of my ass but there are bubbles, too.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
"So, I just met you, and this is crazy..."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
IT MUST AND WILL REMAIN "BUTTCHEEKS"
― goole, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:45 (eleven years ago) link
That would look inspirational on a banner
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link
"Don't panic, but both engines failed. I'm holding this plane up with my heroic cheeks.""
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
My super ass
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link
buttcheeks! buttcheeks! buttcheeks!
― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link
"The movie's stylized it a bit. Frankly, the flapping makes me feel like an idiot."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link
Seems there's actually a funny caption in the running for the 'big book' one.. (not one of ours, tho)
This Week:http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/02/p465/120702_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
"Clock's ticking."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
mark -- which one did you find funny?
― s.clover, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
"the commute is a bitch, but the view is worth it"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
"ju en me, we finely gon' hav dat leetle talk"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
"hi i'm just camping, eating a sandwich on my inflatable chair next to my inflatable futon, are you having a good time hiking next to my campsite? hi!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
hahahahaha
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
"your legs must be incredibly long. i hope you fit on this couch!"
"Hope you don't make a freudian SLIP!"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
"so you see the analysand always arrives at his destination. $500 please."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
Welcome to the first session of "Looking Into The Abyss"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
"It's not a metaphor for fuck all."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
clock ticking ftw
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
"And you must be my 3:15"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
alternately,"Any trouble getting here?"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:01 (eleven years ago) link
"YOU ARE HAFFINK ZE PENIS PROBLEMS, YESSSS?!??!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
"तुम कौन हो?दूर चले जाओ या मैं पुलिस को बुलाता हूँ!"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
"you climbed a mountain and found a punchline"
― goole, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Come, lie down on my rape divan."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
(I am really sorry for that)
"Strange, you're the only one to show up for my fear of heights seminar!"
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
"sometimes a mountain is just....a mountain"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
ok i laughed at brownie's
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
"Let me enlighten you about your mother."
― Mordy, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"change of plan- mohammed's not coming"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Just lie down on the couch and tell me all about your small penis"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I admit this is a setback... but I am sure that one day, Herr Schmidt, we will beat this terrible fear of the cable car"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
"That's very interesting. Did you also find your father to be...remote?"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
"This is analysis. Enlightenment is the next peak over."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
^winner
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link