hi guys, i broke up a fight involving a crazy lady and a coworker, and after a little recon, it turns out CL is my ex-next door neighbor's mom.
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Friday, 15 June 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link
who?
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 00:16 (eleven years ago) link
i just abbreved "crazy lady", sorry
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link
xxxxpost Sad. But man erik rhodes sounded fucked up.
So, um, is there a process (initiation ritual?) by which I must go through to transition from lurker to active participant in these threads? I know, netiquette and all but this seems like a particularly tight knit group here. Love reading these threads but am hesitant to just jump right in. Kinda feel like the guy at the party at the back of the room sipping on soda and not talking to anyone.
― the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
naw, welcome to the gay thread!
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
aw jer -- welcome!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link
we are tight knit, and occasionally have a needle-stabbing party.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link
Before we allow you to join our swollen ranks, jer, you must weave in a quote from All About Eve at some point in the next 48 hours or confess your misadventures with an inaccessible boy. Whichever comes first.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link
to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served.
http://www.nextmagazine.com/sites/dev.nextmagazine.com/files/styles/hero/public/field/image/NWPETE~2.jpg
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
Too many boys have been inaccessible to me.
Also, not too sweet on ALL ABOUT EVE...will this get my membership immediately revoked? Does it help that my common criticism--I am, after all, a critic and a commentator--of it is that it's no SUNSET BLVD?
(also, see what i did there?)
― the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
And thanks guys for the warm welcome. Esp. Morbs with...that.
― the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
It's OK, jer, I hate ABBA.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
No initiation other than to enumerate the ways from which you are distinguishable from your average gay guy. You passed the test already!
New blood's always welcome though. Feels like most of the thread's old regulars have fallen off over the last year or so.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:33 (eleven years ago) link
Was it the ALL ABOUT EVE thing? SUNSET BLVD doesn't negate that?
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
Yes, but it was mostly a joke about how this thread's participants have frequently spent much time talking about Gay Thing This or Gay Thing That and how they're not into either or both.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:37 (eleven years ago) link
(I might be the only person in these threads mental enough to have gone on the record, tho, in including actual gay sex among the Gay Things he can't really stand.)
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
I am not unique in that regard.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:39 (eleven years ago) link
Dear jer,
Hi it's me, if you know what I mean. I said it's me. My name is Kevin and I want you to see that positive people live longer. Don't be negative (negative), just be positive (positive). Yeah! Ah ha!
xokjb
P.S. Taking in three (3) 1950s Joan Crawford flicks compensates for not loving All About Eve enough.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 15 June 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
I'm so happy you're happy.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
i'm not actually really that into the gay sex thing either even tho it is something i frequently crave
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
How nice for everybody.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link
Weird that I would find myself in what I can only assume is the only online gay clique that isn't really into gay sex.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
A thread of so many rare qualities.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
jer, remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
xpost soooo do not include me in that clique.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 15 June 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
oh so you DO like gay sex
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
This is the most ghoulish conversation!
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
Eric, I know you're a gibson girl
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:57 (eleven years ago) link
"it was just GHASTLY!" xp
― radical ferry (donna rouge), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link
Poor little jer, must have picked up his petals and run away
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
From what would he be running?
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
will you guys can the quotes and eat some ass?
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
Only if you take photos of your own buffet dinner.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:19 (eleven years ago) link
eww xp
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
I didn't run away. I was eating ass.
(not really)
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh I wish outloud were up so I could brag...
― Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 15 June 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link
It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not. Sooner or later we've got to work at it.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm1.staticflickr.com/113/303424783_b67d70d1a7_z.jpg?zz=1
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
in the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed - and there ass is. Without that, you're not woman.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link
Been lurking a while and an glad to see that since I started participating the number of ass eating pics I've seen posted have jumped from zero to two.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
have you been on the political threads?
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
Just the Canadian one, and we are much too polite for that.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link
How did I not know until now George Sanders committed suicide after leaving a note behind that said, in essence, "I'm bored. Smell you later."
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
Oh look, they're remaking Videodrome. (nsfw)
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 05:02 (eleven years ago) link
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, June 15, 2012 2:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is probably the no 1 theme of these threads
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 08:52 (eleven years ago) link
(hi jer, i had no idea you were gay, albeit all the info i had to go on was singles jukebox reviews)
Hi lex! Fair enough, as we never reviewed ALL ABOUT EVE there.
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link
When that happens, I better get invited as a guest judge.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 15 June 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link
I'd give it a [6].
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
I can see your career rising in the east like the sun.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 June 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link