(Not Just) Knee Deep: The Spring 2012 Gay Thread

Morbs, your screen name thingy is to die for.

There's only one thing worse than a screen name being talked about.

thx KJB, it's my special Prideful June screen name.

Coincidentally ...

that's what yours is?

It was a cheap/easy punchline, admittedly. (But it did come from a gay YouTube vid I just saw a couple days ago, for real.)

im lying here letting my stomach take baby steps out of a food poisoning wormhole. i just gawked at erik rhodes tumblr and got sad (same age and all).

coconut water is good for this

hi guys, i broke up a fight involving a crazy lady and a coworker, and after a little recon, it turns out CL is my ex-next door neighbor's mom.

who?

i just abbreved "crazy lady", sorry

xxxxpost Sad. But man erik rhodes sounded fucked up.

So, um, is there a process (initiation ritual?) by which I must go through to transition from lurker to active participant in these threads? I know, netiquette and all but this seems like a particularly tight knit group here. Love reading these threads but am hesitant to just jump right in. Kinda feel like the guy at the party at the back of the room sipping on soda and not talking to anyone.

naw, welcome to the gay thread!

aw jer -- welcome!

we are tight knit, and occasionally have a needle-stabbing party.

Before we allow you to join our swollen ranks, jer, you must weave in a quote from All About Eve at some point in the next 48 hours or confess your misadventures with an inaccessible boy. Whichever comes first.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served.

http://www.nextmagazine.com/sites/dev.nextmagazine.com/files/styles/hero/public/field/image/NWPETE~2.jpg

Too many boys have been inaccessible to me.

Also, not too sweet on ALL ABOUT EVE...will this get my membership immediately revoked? Does it help that my common criticism--I am, after all, a critic and a commentator--of it is that it's no SUNSET BLVD?

(also, see what i did there?)

And thanks guys for the warm welcome. Esp. Morbs with...that.

It's OK, jer, I hate ABBA.

No initiation other than to enumerate the ways from which you are distinguishable from your average gay guy. You passed the test already!

New blood's always welcome though. Feels like most of the thread's old regulars have fallen off over the last year or so.

Was it the ALL ABOUT EVE thing? SUNSET BLVD doesn't negate that?

Yes, but it was mostly a joke about how this thread's participants have frequently spent much time talking about Gay Thing This or Gay Thing That and how they're not into either or both.

(I might be the only person in these threads mental enough to have gone on the record, tho, in including actual gay sex among the Gay Things he can't really stand.)

I am not unique in that regard.

Dear jer,

Hi it's me, if you know what I mean. I said it's me. My name is Kevin and I want you to see that positive people live longer. Don't be negative (negative), just be positive (positive). Yeah! Ah ha!

xokjb

P.S. Taking in three (3) 1950s Joan Crawford flicks compensates for not loving All About Eve enough.

I'm so happy you're happy.

i'm not actually really that into the gay sex thing either even tho it is something i frequently crave

How nice for everybody.

Weird that I would find myself in what I can only assume is the only online gay clique that isn't really into gay sex.

A thread of so many rare qualities.

jer, remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

xpost soooo do not include me in that clique.

jer, remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.

oh so you DO like gay sex

This is the most ghoulish conversation!

Eric, I know you're a gibson girl

And you, I take it, are the Paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?

"it was just GHASTLY!" xp

Poor little jer, must have picked up his petals and run away

From what would he be running?

will you guys can the quotes and eat some ass?

Only if you take photos of your own buffet dinner.

eww xp

I didn't run away. I was eating ass.

(not really)

Ugh I wish outloud were up so I could brag...

It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not. Sooner or later we've got to work at it.

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/113/303424783_b67d70d1a7_z.jpg?zz=1

in the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turn around in bed - and there ass is. Without that, you're not woman.

Been lurking a while and an glad to see that since I started participating the number of ass eating pics I've seen posted have jumped from zero to two.

have you been on the political threads?

Just the Canadian one, and we are much too polite for that.