jumping gentleman boners, batman!
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:44 (1 year ago) Permalink
for real, how classy is it to objectify women as "muses" while simultaneously posting comments like "she looks way too skinny here, she needs to eat a sandwich"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:52 (1 year ago) Permalink
"Gentlemen . . . Boners!"
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:53 (1 year ago) Permalink
(ties should never be a focal point)
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:14 (1 year ago) Permalink
pfft, whatever
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:51 (1 year ago) Permalink
NEVER
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:56 (1 year ago) Permalink
someone just explain to me wtf is wrong with highballs that makes them so ungentlemanly
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:00 (1 year ago) Permalink
Fine liquor is a delicacy to be enjoyed, much like a fine cigar
mixing them is unrefined obviously
also this is a total bizarro douche thing
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:04 (1 year ago) Permalink
it's like people who will only drink "single malt scotch" or think they know a lot about certain liquors
and then they order Johnnie Walker because they're morons and don't know what single malt means
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
as a total Talisker fiend, I find those people to be among the worst fucking people in the world
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
jesus, these dudes are such bores, aren't they. just imagine a cocktail reception with the gentlemen's society. i would probably lock myself in the bathroom until it was over.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
the thing is, when you do the snobby alcohol thing right you get super amazing results, but for these idiots "doing it right" is a substitute for "drinking straight from the bottle with a supercilious, knowing expression" which is basically about as wrong as you can possibly do it
like, there are totally tequilas that are best enjoyed neat, but 99% of the people drinking tequila are nowhere near those brands, including you, so stfu
it's like at dinner the other night I saw they had chartreuse on the dessert menu as an apertif and got excited, but when I ordered it they had very obviously just dumped a heavy pour into a goblet and not run cold water over an ice cube into it, so instead of a warming liquorice post-dinner treat I was drinking vaguely sweet fire
these douchebags would be extolling the strength of the chartreuse and would have no fucking clue that there was another preparation that made it into a much more complicated beverage
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:15 (1 year ago) Permalink
like, there are totally tequilas that are best enjoyed neat
Oh, totally, like Patron, right?
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:17 (1 year ago) Permalink
(That was my attempt at a Gentlemen's Club post)
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
Being classy has everything to do with making everyone else feel at ease, welcomed and valued, while gently discouraging anyone else from being crass, egoistic or snobbish in your vicinity. It has nothing to do with making up a lot of rules everyone else is supposed to follow to meet your social requirements.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
that, good sir, is otm *twirls moustache* hahahahahahahahahahaha
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
jesus, these dudes are such bores
i cannot imagine what these dudes even talk about with each other
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
no, silly, being classy is about rationalizing why your boner is more noble than other boners
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
ah, the ever-noble boner
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
they talk about their cars, golfing, and quote Will Ferrell movies at each other
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:25 (1 year ago) Permalink
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 1:24 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i don't know but i bet it's a little funny but mostly just sad and unpleasant to witness
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
if ILX ever buys a racehorse it has to be called Noble Boner
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:29 (1 year ago) Permalink
"this girl, she was like, smokin' hot. like you wouldn't believe how hot. i was like, woah." xps
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
though seeing other people fetishize being children inspires me to not do that. xp
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
did you notice that they all work in real estate
in florida
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (1 year ago) Permalink
maybe my wish of poverty upon them will come true
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:45 (1 year ago) Permalink
SUVIVAL TAMPON
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink
Do me a favor for the next five minutes. Try to forget everything you know about tampons. I know, it’s hard. But pretend that this is the first time you have ever seen or heard of the item below, and it is a new survival product on the market: the Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity (T.A.M.P.O.N.).
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
The tampon is actually regulated in the US by the Food & Drug Administration as a Class II Medical Device. The word “tampon” is a derivative of the French word tapon which means “a little plug or stopper.” My research indicates that tampons were used as early as the 19th century as battle dressings to plug bullet holes. There are even accounts of tampons being used as wound plugs in modern warfare. A friend of mine told me that it’s not uncommon for Army Medics to carry tampons in their med kits. They are also the perfect product for a bloody nose. There seem to be mixed accounts of whether the tampon was used as a feminine product before or after its use on the battlefield.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:21 (1 year ago) Permalink
Yes, but IIRC, people use menstrual pads much more often for first-aid purposes.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 15 June 2012 18:24 (1 year ago) Permalink
if you scraped it then you better put a pad on it
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:27 (1 year ago) Permalink
guys think about all the cool manly stuff you can do with a tampon but DON'T THINK ABOUT WHAT IT IS ACTUALLY DESIGNED FOR, NO DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT, HAHA SO GROSS, RIGHT?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
I had to look twice at blow dart fletching, misread it as felching and was all say what now
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
that's in the uncut Raiders of the Lost Ark
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:30 (1 year ago) Permalink
A Gentleman always has a tampon at hand, just in case.
― Øystein, Friday, 15 June 2012 22:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
you can use a tampon to draw the vermouth out of your martini iirc
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 14:28 (1 year ago) Permalink
a gentleman could use one to dab the sweat off his brow
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
That post is a pretty kooky but it doesn't fit w/ the rest of the terrible shit that this thread is about. It's interesting and it doesn't seem "Ewwwwww! Lady products & periods, gross!!!" to me.
― Je55e, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:01 (1 year ago) Permalink
reads to me as "I'm so comfortable with my masculinity that I'll use a tampon and carry it around in case of emergencies"
― mh, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:02 (1 year ago) Permalink
tbf it's a comfort to carry around at least one thing that will eventually go in a vagina
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:05 (1 year ago) Permalink
need to remember the box of tampons in my cabinet for my next nosebleed
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:06 (1 year ago) Permalink
real men have regular nosebleeds
― Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink
If I went camping or lived a life w/ lots of blood-stanching and water-filtering emergencies, I would probably carry a couple of tampons in my first aid kit.
― Je55e, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:13 (1 year ago) Permalink
yeah jesse, it's not quite in line with everything else itt but it's got the overreaching macguyver-survivor masculinity thing going for it
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink
That's true. I have a bit of a weakness for that kind of thing, I suppose. Though really I'd be more interested in a piece about uses for a tampon for home maintenance and crafting.
― Je55e, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
elmo is making me feel defensively tampon-core
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:22 (1 year ago) Permalink
WE AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:23 (1 year ago) Permalink
oh god i have fallen into a twitter sinkhole of 'gentlemen' help
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:54 (1 year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/#!/Gentlemenhood
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Monday, 18 June 2012 19:55 (1 year ago) Permalink