Remembered this thread and got all excited, all scampering around nude with a Yuengling. Jump into the shower to find that my wife had just finished shaving the dog and the stall smelled like a pooch.― how's life, Tuesday, June 12, 2012
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:01 (11 months ago) Permalink
some dude made me want to start a "terrible lyrics that work within the song's context" but it would just end up being dominated by New Order and Beyonce
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark
― they loooovin the crut (The Reverend), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 16:20 (11 months ago) Permalink
You know there are like 458,343 posts like this, but I like when anyone apologizes for using the same word twice in one post. It happens 3-4x a week. "I can't believe I used the word 'gently' twice! Forgive me, everyone!"
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:24 (11 months ago) Permalink
RITIN' ROOLS
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
I like can't believe you used like "like" like three times in like one sentence abbbottt.
― a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 22:43 (11 months ago) Permalink
only god and strunk and white can judge me
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 23:25 (11 months ago) Permalink
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
if ILX ever buys a racehorse it has to be called Noble Boner
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 13, 2012
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:51 (11 months ago) Permalink
i think you are oversimplifying an oversimplification
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:58 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark
― here's my lumber, so jack me maybe (some dude), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 15:00 (11 months ago) Permalink
i say this a lot, but i'd rather see black panties right now
― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 21:19 (10 months ago) Permalink
Dance, Girl, Dance (Arzner, 1940) 2/5 (D-)Chronicle (Trank, 2012) 4/5 (B+)Rampart (Moverman, 2011) 4/5 (B+)Dick (Fleming, 1999) 3/5 (C+)Creative Nonfiction (Dunham, 2009) 4/5 (B-)Tiny Furniture (Dunham, 2010) 3/5 (C)The Ides of March (Clooney, 2011) 4/5 (B)Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Shatner, 1989) 2/5 (D)Cars 2 (Lasseter and Lewis, 2011) 2/5 (D-)The Incredible Shrinkng Man (Arnold, 1957) 4/5 (B-)The China Syndrome (Bridges, 1979) 4/5 (B)
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, June 29, 2012 5:56 PM (20 minutes ago)
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 June 2012 17:26 (10 months ago) Permalink
?
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:49 (10 months ago) Permalink
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:52 (10 months ago) Permalink
what, seriously? that's an obvious reference?
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:54 (10 months ago) Permalink
my guess would be that ilx can be effortly summarized as a place where people list & rate arbitrary & tenuously related collections of film & music
― carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:55 (10 months ago) Permalink
that's the internetalso college
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:55 (10 months ago) Permalink
i could be wrong & suspect nakhchivans reasoning is more oblique ?
― carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (10 months ago) Permalink
studio apartment, somewhere new
― Lamp, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:56 (10 months ago) Permalink
i thought maybe the joke was that they all received average to poor ratings, effortlessly summarizing the spirit of ILX, which is sometimes "i hate everything". but then, a few of the grades were B+, which is pretty good, so i don't know.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:14 (10 months ago) Permalink
Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:20 (10 months ago) Permalink
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, June 29, 2012 3:20 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:21 (10 months ago) Permalink
a true enigma
― carly rae (flopson), Friday, 29 June 2012 22:26 (10 months ago) Permalink
5/5 = A range4/4 = B range3/5 = C range2/5 = D range1/5 = F
I like grades better than numbers, but numbers seem to be the preferred system of the thread, so I thought I'd include both (your WELCOME). A D- is a bad movie and best avoided, but still has something that keeps it being a complete one-star/grade F failure. A D- isnt a failure, but no one wants D's so these films should try harder.
(this post, btw, can also double as another entry in the thread)
― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Monday, 2 July 2012 04:32 (10 months ago) Permalink
I'm not gonna write 5 paragraphs on my phone but you are wrong
― iatee, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:40 (10 months ago) Permalink
hahaha otm
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:41 (10 months ago) Permalink
who amongst us has not had this thought
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:42 (10 months ago) Permalink
maxwell instagrammed a photo from his hospital bed today
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:44 (4 hours ago)
― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 01:10 (10 months ago) Permalink
― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:42 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark
me, because i don't have a smartphone. but thankfully 5 paragraphs don't seem necessary to debunk your post ʘ‿ʘ
― some dude, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:36 (10 months ago) Permalink
it wasnt my post!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:36 (10 months ago) Permalink
lol trolling blind
― een, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:37 (10 months ago) Permalink
i can't debunk iatee's statement/opinion, only your assertion that everyone has had the same experience as him!
― some dude, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:41 (10 months ago) Permalink
oh lol i get it
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 03:42 (10 months ago) Permalink
all trollbirds are trolls
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 17:32 (10 months ago) Permalink
has this been banner week for arguments or have I just actually been reading threads
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:22 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark
― Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Thursday, 12 July 2012 19:23 (10 months ago) Permalink
shut up
― wimplefilcher, Wednesday, 29 March 2006 06:49 (6 years ago)
― ¥╡*ٍ*╞¥ (sic), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:21 (10 months ago) Permalink
if only we'd listened
― i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 00:23 (10 months ago) Permalink
I feel like anyone who hasn't experienced the frustration of participating in a clusterfuck via smartphone has not really 'experienced' this era of ilx
― iatee, Friday, 13 July 2012 01:42 (10 months ago) Permalink
the next era will be defined by arguing while using google glasses
Look on the bright side, at least you havent been tagged with the "fucking prostitutes" thing for five years. So you have that going for you.
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, July 12, 2012 12:24 PM (Yesterday)
― sarahell, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:02 (10 months ago) Permalink
ahahahahaha
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 July 2012 21:42 (10 months ago) Permalink
When I can wirelessly connect to ILX clusterfucks directly with my brain, I'll know that the singularity has arrived.
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Friday, 13 July 2012 21:58 (10 months ago) Permalink
the interplay of our brains makes the clusterfuck emerge and become visible, but truthfully, the entirety of the clusterfuck is immanent inside the smallest neuron of your brain
― the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:01 (10 months ago) Permalink
it's clusterfucks alllll the way down.
― ledge, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:08 (10 months ago) Permalink
clusterfuck studies
― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:09 (10 months ago) Permalink
inside each clusterfuck is a smaller clusterfuck, clusterfucks proceedingly infinitely in nested shells. the circumference of the biggest clusterfuck is infinity and the center of the clusterfuck is everywhere
― the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:14 (10 months ago) Permalink
Crisis On Infinite Clusterfucks
― second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Friday, 13 July 2012 22:15 (10 months ago) Permalink
hahahahahahaha
― the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:17 (10 months ago) Permalink
you should cafepress ilx and call it that
― the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:18 (10 months ago) Permalink
just a bit of a crisis, let's be cool
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 13 July 2012 22:20 (10 months ago) Permalink
Be the clusterfuck you want to see in the world
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:11 (10 months ago) Permalink